So back when I was a young kid, before I was big into fighting games, me and my brothers only had two options of games to play. We had either 거리 Fighter II, and Mortal Kombat: Deception. And looking back… yeah, 거리 Fighter II held up way better. But we still loved Mortal Kombat. We loved the characters (That weren’t new to Deception anyway, except Kenshi), we loved the brutal finishers, and we loved the world of Mortal Kombat so much. I just wish it was 더 많이 refined. And then Netherrealm Studios happened.
Mortal Kombat 9 (I know it’s just called Mortal Kombat, but screw that noise) takes place in an alternate world after the death of all the other Mortal Kombat characters starting from the first three games, with Raiden given a hint, the most vague hint in the world, in order to stop Shao Kahn from taking over Earthrealm through the Mortal Kombat tournament. First off, an actual story mode. In 이전 games, 당신 had these weird Quest Modes that weren’t really fighting game story modes, just weird exploration mini-games with some fighting game missions there. But here, 당신 get a full story, a goofy one, but fun nonetheless, all mixed with a ton of fighting game challenges for 당신 to complete. The game feels so much nicer to play now. I remember me and my brothers playing the hell out of this game when it got released. My mains were always Ermac, Jax, and 투석기, 전갈 because hell demons are better than ice ninjas, fucking fight me. Seeing the story unfold as beloved characters died left and right was shocking to see, and seeing what sort of twist would happen as a result of bad hints 의해 future Raiden was both dumb and funny. And then there’s Shao Kahn, the final boss. This son of a 암캐, 암 캐 bastard was such a pain in the 나귀, 엉덩이 for me and my brother, who was way better at this game than I was. Seriously, fuck 당신 Shao Kahn. The game also introduces something new to Mortal Kombat that it seems to have run with since. X-Ray moves, moves that were super satisfying, brutal, and a lot of fun to watch, where 당신 just mess up the character in slow, violent fashion. These could count as fatalities, really. Oh, and this game also had some of the best fatalities in the franchise at the time, even bringing back classic ones from the original games
Mortal Kombat 9 (Still not calling it Mortal Kombat) was a refreshing game to play. It brought back the characters I have nostalgia over from my childhood (I had a weird childhood), and made them better, as well as enhancing the gameplay 의해 a mile. I don’t know about you, but I am damn excited to see what Mortal Kombat 11 has in store.
So, Final 판타지 VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final 판타지 VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired 의해 it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger takes place in the modern day… of 1999, following Crono, a bright eyed little Akira Toriyama drawn boy who, along with his friends, are send through an adventure across time to stop a 우주 parasite known as Lavos from destroying the world in...
So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say 축구 is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where 당신 play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the...
I like Bayonetta better than Devil May Cry… Fuck you, fight me. Let’s not waste another 초 and let’s talk about it.
Bayonetta follows, well, Bayonetta, an Umbra Witch who was sealed in a coffin five hundred years 이전 before she resurfaced, with no memory of her passed and a legion of Heaven’s 천사 hunting her down. So, with the help of bar tender and badass Rodin, scumbag Enzo, and totally not Yuri Lowenthal, Luca, she travels to a far off city in hopes of getting answers, while also killing as many 천사 as she can. So like I said before, Bayonetta is fucking awesome. You...
So when it comes to talking about the best Zelda game out there, two of them usually come to mind. The majority think of Ocarina of Time, and while that is a usual pick, some would say that Link to the Past is the best. And while I like both games, but also like other Zelda games more, it’s clear which one I prefer over the two
Link to the Past follows, who else, Link, as he is called upon 의해 Zelda to go on a quest to save Hyrule from being turned into the Dark World where Ganon rules, and must gain the help of the Seven Sages to do so. Being one of the few SNES games that I have played,...
So Devil May Cry 3. Yeah, I bet 당신 all were expecting it to be high on the list. After the disappointment that was 2, we needed a real good one. And a damn good one we got, so let's talk about it right no-
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Today I'm taking over to review what is probably my 가장 좋아하는 Devil May Cry game, Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening.
For those not aware, Devil May Cry is a character action series developed 의해 Capcom, created 의해 the director of Resident Evil 2 and who would later go on to create the Bayonetta series, Hideki Kamiya. The original title,...
Okay, I’m gonna stop talking about the stupid 양말 puppet, I swear to god… Okay, I lied, but not right now. So Tim Schaffer, a well respected game designer (At the time), who made may games like the Monkey Island franchise, 일 of the Tentacle, and Grim Fandango. But it was clear he had the ambition to do 더 많이 than just that. And more, he did do. An open world game with a-list actors and a huge soundtrack of licensed music. And that game was Brutal Legend.
The game follows Not-Jack Black, Eddie Riggs as he enters a mythical world of heavy metal torn 의해 war, and now joins a resistance...
In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them
Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
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Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad 크리스마스 horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when 당신 think of anything that appears to be scary, what do 당신 think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of 당신 think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead 또는 just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if 당신 aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make 당신 change your mind. And that movie in 질문 is, creatively, named The Children
The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
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The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are 당신 excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest 영화 out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even 더 많이 Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.
Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels 더 많이 like a 할로윈 movie (The holiday,...
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Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels 더 많이 like a 할로윈 movie (The holiday,...
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Back in the 70s, when 영화 were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director 의해 the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my 프렌즈 find to be one of the best slasher 영화 out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.
The movie follows a woman 의해 the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
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The movie follows a woman 의해 the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
