Song: link
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, 또는 is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll show everyone My Little Pornstar: The 팬 Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디
Now, let's begin. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Right. So now that 당신 know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Not amused* 당신 really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do 당신 do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 저기요 Fluttershy, 당신 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 당신 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes 당신 have.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can 당신 hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do 당신 have anything to say before 당신 do this?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
음악 Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
음악 Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If 당신 give them the stuff, yeah.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did 당신 do that for?!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I have to tell 당신 guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: No!! I don't even know where 당신 got that from! Also, why did 당신 tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: It's disgusting! 당신 shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did 당신 crash into my house?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: 당신 have wings. How could 당신 lose control?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: 당신 make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, I saw 당신 out there! That was awesome!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when 당신 brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, 당신 told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't 당신 have something 당신 wanted to tell us?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are 당신 thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do 당신 read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then 당신 don't have to worry about it.
The 다음 day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving 당신 a pair of wings to compete against 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If 당신 win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There 당신 are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo 나귀, 엉덩이 out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her 소총 at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, but misses*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Nearly gets hit 의해 the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, 또는 whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* 당신 muthafuckin' white 나귀, 엉덩이 cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash in the leg*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a 구름, 클라우드 fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! 당신 know what? I don't even know why I keep putting 당신 in this show!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, please save me!!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope 당신 can!! I hope you're right!!!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: 당신 know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing 총 at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, 당신 ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. 당신 left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her 프렌즈 또는 not.
Now this is the end. If 당신 liked this episode, good for you. Become a 팬 of it, and leave a comment. If 당신 didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. 당신 should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope 당신 still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter 덮개, 랩 Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. 당신 cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 저기요 Fluttershy, 당신 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 당신 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter 덮개, 랩 Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no 당신 ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. 당신 can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Dashie, how's my 가장 좋아하는 biyatch?!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help 당신 clear the clouds mah nigga.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Are 당신 feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I 사랑 you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get 당신 back home.
Back at Twilight's 나무, 트리 home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: 당신 got high, and passed out? 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash helped 당신 get back 집 before 당신 caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what 당신 ramblin' about?
Spike: 당신 got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash helped 당신 get here before 당신 caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a 겨울왕국 lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* 당신 used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't 당신 just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about 당신 using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing 당신 a favor.
Mayor Mare: 당신 broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have 당신 executed. 빠삐용 style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, 당신 out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't 당신 heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, 또는 is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll show everyone My Little Pornstar: The 팬 Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디
Now, let's begin. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Right. So now that 당신 know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Not amused* 당신 really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do 당신 do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 저기요 Fluttershy, 당신 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 당신 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes 당신 have.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can 당신 hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do 당신 have anything to say before 당신 do this?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
음악 Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
음악 Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If 당신 give them the stuff, yeah.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did 당신 do that for?!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I have to tell 당신 guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: No!! I don't even know where 당신 got that from! Also, why did 당신 tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: It's disgusting! 당신 shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did 당신 crash into my house?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: 당신 have wings. How could 당신 lose control?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: 당신 make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, I saw 당신 out there! That was awesome!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when 당신 brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, 당신 told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't 당신 have something 당신 wanted to tell us?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are 당신 thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do 당신 read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then 당신 don't have to worry about it.
The 다음 day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving 당신 a pair of wings to compete against 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If 당신 win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There 당신 are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo 나귀, 엉덩이 out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her 소총 at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, but misses*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Nearly gets hit 의해 the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, 또는 whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* 당신 muthafuckin' white 나귀, 엉덩이 cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash in the leg*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a 구름, 클라우드 fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! 당신 know what? I don't even know why I keep putting 당신 in this show!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, please save me!!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope 당신 can!! I hope you're right!!!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: 당신 know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing 총 at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, 당신 ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. 당신 left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her 프렌즈 또는 not.
Now this is the end. If 당신 liked this episode, good for you. Become a 팬 of it, and leave a comment. If 당신 didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. 당신 should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope 당신 still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter 덮개, 랩 Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. 당신 cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 저기요 Fluttershy, 당신 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 당신 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter 덮개, 랩 Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no 당신 ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. 당신 can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Dashie, how's my 가장 좋아하는 biyatch?!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help 당신 clear the clouds mah nigga.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Are 당신 feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I 사랑 you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get 당신 back home.
Back at Twilight's 나무, 트리 home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: 당신 got high, and passed out? 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash helped 당신 get back 집 before 당신 caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what 당신 ramblin' about?
Spike: 당신 got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash helped 당신 get here before 당신 caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a 겨울왕국 lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* 당신 used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't 당신 just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about 당신 using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing 당신 a favor.
Mayor Mare: 당신 broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have 당신 executed. 빠삐용 style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, 당신 out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't 당신 heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
After the Rage Guy, this was the 초 of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed 또는 lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his 초 comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see 당신 all 다음 time
I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent 언덕, 힐 2 and why it’s my 가장 좋아하는 horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, 또는 even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.
Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...
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