Song: link
Hawkeye: *Lays down a Royal Flush* Read it and weep everypony!
Stylo: *With Percy, Jeff, Pete, and Gordon* Ugh!
Percy: Good thing I folded.
Ten Cents: Hello. Nice to meet 당신 guys.
Hawkeye: 당신 must be from Horseshoe Bay. Nice to meet you.
Ten Cents: Yeah. We only have two episodes, so this is the only time you'll see me.
Hawkeye: Just two? Wow. We better have 당신 as the host before it's too late.
Ten Cents: Thanks. For Hawkeye's kindness, I made up a schedule that he'll really like.
5:50 PM - Now
Ponies On The Rails - Back 2 Back
6 PM - Later
Horseshoe 만, 베이 - Back 2 Back
Ten Cents: Let's get this show on the railroad.
Hawkeye: Ha, I see what 당신 did there.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 31
Snow, and Ponies On The Rails
January 4, 1954
Snow can be a problem for many railroads. Some ponies decide to close down their lines until they are cleared. Other railroads like the Union Pacific, and the Southern Pacific keep their trains running no matter what the weather.
Inside the Cheyenne train station
Pete: Alright. Now I know, that snow can be a hard thing to handle.
Hawkeye: Especially if 당신 get 12 feet of it.
Pete: But the Southern Pacific is letting us borrow some of it's equipment. We have two rotary snowplows, a flanger, and three Jordan Spreaders.
Gordon: Why did we only get six snowplows?
Pete: We're just borrowing them. We have our own equipment, but the snowplows that we got from the SP will come in handy. They also gave us this training film. *Playing film*
this is the video they're watching: link
Hawkeye: *Sees snow in video* Wow. That is a lot of snow.
Stylo: Good thing we don't have to operate on wherever that is.
Hawkeye: Hopefully we never have to.
The video was twenty 분 long. When it ended, everypony went to work.
Gordon: What kind of jobs do 당신 have?
Hawkeye: We're going east to clear the line.
Gordon: Hopefully 당신 don't get stuck.
Stylo: Thanks.
Gordon: Because that would be so funny! *Laughing* I remember seeing that passenger train in the video, and it was stuck for three days. *Laughing*
Stylo: It wouldn't be funny if that happened to you.
Gordon: Well it never happened to me, and it never will! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get a freight over Sherman Hill. *Goes to train yard*
Hawkeye: Alright, the snowplows are over there, Pete told us to take one of the rotaries.
Stylo: Good idea. We have a shitload of snow to clear.
Gordon was at the trainyard.
Gordon: Percy! Which train am I taking?
Percy: 당신 have to drive that challenger with the boxcars.
Gordon: *Sighs* Even though I hate steam engines, I'm only taking it because it's very powerful.
Percy: Maybe there will be a diesel as powerful as the big boy.
Gordon: Yeah, maybe in fifty, 또는 sixty years.
Percy: 또는 maybe sooner than that. 당신 never know.
Gordon: Right. I have to get going now, otherwise I'll be late. *Goes to engine*
Wilson: *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: Wilson. What are 당신 doing here?
Wilson: I'm your fireman.
Gordon: What about the train yard?
Wilson: We're not going to worry about that. All the snow has closed it off.
Gordon: I thought so. *Drives train*
Wilson: What are 당신 doing? The signal was still red!
Gordon: Do 당신 remember what it said in that video? Keep the equipment, and the snow moving. If we stayed there, we would've been stuck in the snow.
Wilson: Yeah, but-
Gordon: We must get over Sherman 언덕, 힐 before too much snow gets on the tracks.
Wilson: *Sighs* You're the engineeer pal.
Gordon continued driving the train, and passing red signals.
Meanwhile, with Pierce, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: *Driving rotary snowplow*
Stylo: *Looking out window* Man, that's a lot of snow.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm not surprised. Pete said we would get twelve feet of snow.
Stylo: Yeah, but this looks like 더 많이 then twelve feet.
Hawkeye: *Checks fuel gauge* Okay, I'll tell 당신 what. We have to refuel soon, so when we're doing that, both of us will go outside, and see how deep the snow is. If it's under twelve feet, 당신 have to sit on the 상단, 맨 위로 of the train all the way to wherever we have to go. If it's over twelve feet, I'll let 당신 drive the train.
Stylo: What do 당신 have to do?
Hawkeye: While you're driving the train, I have to...
Stylo: Clean my car.
Hawkeye: 당신 read my mind. *Sees water, and coaling tower* Let's stop, and refuel here.
Stylo: Sounds good to me.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Stylo: *Goes to 상단, 맨 위로 of train*
Hawkeye: *Standing in snow*
Stylo: *Pouring water into locomotive*
Hawkeye: Ha, the snow is lower than the engine. 당신 have to sit on 상단, 맨 위로 of the train for the whole journey.
Stylo: We never shook on it.
Hawkeye: Aw, fine. I wouldn't want 당신 to get frostbite anyway. Get back in the engine, and I'll pour in the coal.
Stylo: Thank 당신 good sir.
Gordon continued driving past red signals. He got past the last one, and they started climbing Sherman Hill.
Wilson: No 더 많이 signals. We're gonna make it.
Gordon: Yes we are. Let's just get some 더 많이 speed. *Pushes throttle*
Wilson: I thought we were doing fine.
Gordon: Nah, we must go as fast as possible. Keep the equipment, and the snow moving.
Wilson: I don't think they meant it like this.
Gordon: Bullshit.
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have 당신 looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed were red.
Gordon: *Tries to drive backwards* Come on, don't be stuck!
Wilson: Gordon. I'm sorry to tell 당신 this, but we're stuck.
Gordon: Aw man. *Hits head on chair* Hold up, I just got an idea. *Going outside*
Wilson: Where are 당신 going?
Gordon: Outside. I'm gonna try to use my magic to get rid of all that snow.
Wilson: Okay. *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: *Using magic*
Gordon concentrated hard, but instead of getting rid of the snow, he got rid of the engine they were using.
Wilson: *Lands in snow* Great work.
Gordon: Well, this could be worse.
Wilson: Oh yeah, this could be worse. How could anything be worse than this?!
Another train passed them, and pushed snow into them.
Wilson: *Coughing* Just what I wanted.
Gordon: Well, at least we can talk.
Wilson: About what?
Gordon: What did 당신 do in Korea?
Wilson: Killed ponies. Now it's time for 당신 to shut up, and leave me alone. 당신 said things would get worse, and they did. Now things can't get anymore bad, can they?
Their train rolled downhill.
Gordon: Our conductor must have put off the brakes.
Wilson: Oh my god. What was he thinking?!
Gordon: I don't know.
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne.
Pete: *Making hot chocolate*
Orion: *Walks in office* Remember how I said I wouldn't try to get fired on purpose?
Pete: *Nods head*
Orion: I lied about that.
Pete: Why am I not surprised? What did 당신 do this time?
Orion: I made a huge pile of snow on the tracks. It could derail any train coming towards it.
Pete: Not really, but whatever.
The runaway train then arrived, and derailed once it hit the snow.
Pete: I stand corrected.
Orion: *Runs outside*
Conductor: Gordon, and Wilson got stuck in the snow.
Pete: Oh great.
Orion: How did this train come rolling down the hill?
Conductor: I saw that no smoke was coming from their engine, and I thought they were getting ready to move, so I turned off the brakes, but they broke, and I couldn't put them back on.
Pete: So you're saying they uncoupled their locomotive from the train?
Conductor: That could be a possibility. We need to go help them.
Pete: Alright. Let's get a switcher, and a coach ready for them.
Conductor: Yes sir.
East of Cheyenne
Hawkeye: Well, we cleared all the snow off the line.
Stylo: Good. *Hears phone ringing*
Hawkeye: I got it. *Answers phone* Hello?
Pete: Pierce, it's Pete. We need your help at Sherman Hill. Gordon got stuck.
Hawkeye: Great. We'll be there soon. *Hangs up* Guess what?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: Gordon got his train stuck in the snow!
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*
Back at Sherman 언덕, 힐
Pete: *Stops train near Gordon* Where's your engine?
Gordon: It's gone.
Pete: What do 당신 mean?
Gordon: I accidentally made it disappear with magic.
Pete: What?!
Wilson: He wanted to get rid of the snow with magic, but accidentally got rid of the engine instead.
Pete: Get in 당신 two.
Gordon, and Wilson: *Gets in passenger car*
Pete: *Drives train back to Cheyenne*
At the station, Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting.
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* So, what happened with 당신 getting stuck in the snow?
Gordon: Fuck you.
Stylo: I thought it wouldn't happen to you.
Gordon: Go kill yourself.
Hawkeye: Are 당신 going to stay embarrased for long?
Gordon: 당신 know what? If I could 펀치 당신 in the face, I would, but I can't because I would be fired. So instead, I'm going to-
Stylo: *Flying to roof of station*
Gordon: What's he doing?
Stylo: *Pushes snow from ceiling onto Gordon*
The End
On The 다음 Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon gets sent to work on the Norfoal & Western
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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 32
Gordon Goes East
January 9, 1954
On many railroads, steam engines were being replaced 의해 diesels. This was called dieselization, and there were several railroads that were operating only diesel engines, but most railroads still had steam.
Gordon: *Seeing Bigboy pass with freight train* I can't wait to see all those Bigboys go.
Hawkeye: Aw, come on Gordon, 당신 know damn well that no diesel will ever be as powerful as the Bigboy. It's the largest engine in the world, and powerful enough to pull a train five miles long.
Gordon: I don't care. It's still a steam engine, and it needs to be replaced.
Stylo: *Arrives* What's the matter now?
Hawkeye: Gordon thinks that all steam engines need to be scrapped.
Stylo: I kinda have to agree with him.
Hawkeye: What, why?
Stylo: Although diesels aren't as powerful as steam engines, they're faster, and 더 많이 fuel efficent, but Gordon keeps being a dick about this whole situation, so that's why I'm thinking of sending him to work on the Norfoal & Western.
Gordon: Why that railroad?
Stylo: It's the only railroad in Equestria that doesn't have any diesels.
Gordon: Well, you're not sending me there, that's for sure.
Stylo: Oh yeah? Let's see what Pete has to say.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Stylo: I did. Gordon wants to go to the Norfoal & Western.
Pete: He does? Okay, I'll make the appropriate arrangements, and no matter what 당신 say, you're still going.
Gordon: I hate 당신 all.
Song: link
Gordon got on an airplane, and was sent to Norfoal Virginia to work on the N&W
Gordon: *Looking for sign that says L*
Pony: *Holding 엘 sign*
Gordon: *Sees sign* Ah, good. I'm Gordon.
Pony: And I'm Franklin. Come with me, and we'll get 당신 set for your first, and unfortunately, your only 일 with working for us.
Gordon: Alright.
They leave the airport, and get in a brand new Corvette.
Franklin: My car, 당신 like it?
Gordon: Yeah. We had to deliver some of these cars a couple of days 이전 back on the UP.
Franklin: Nice. *Starts car, and drives to train station*
Gordon, and Franklin arrived at the train station.
Franklin: Sir?
Boss Stephenson: What do 당신 want?
Franklin: Remember that 조랑말 Pete Reimer 당신 were talking to on the phone?
Boss Stephenson: Yeah. Did he send that new 조랑말 to help us?
Franklin: He's right here with me.
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me 의해 my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well 당신 complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies 의해 their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese pony* COMMUNIST!!
Boss Stephenson: Ignore him Hector, 당신 did good.
Chinese Pony: Right. Thank you. *Leaves station*
Boss Stephenson: Now Gordon, I hear that 당신 don't like steam locomotives. Now, I'm not going to ask why, but I think after 당신 finish working here for only one day, your opinion will change.
Gordon: What if it doesn't?
Boss Stephenson: Well, let me put it this way. If 당신 don't change your opinion on the Iron Horse, you'll never be able to leave here.
Gordon: 당신 can't do that.
Boss Stephenson: Let me talk with your boss. *Grabs telephone*
Meanwhile in Cheyenne
Pete: *In office, and 답변 telephone* Hello, Union Pacific's Cheyenne Train Station, Pete Reimer speaking.
Boss Stephenson: Peter? Your faithful Gordon says that he won't change his opinion on the steam locomotive.
Pete: Well, 당신 do whatever 당신 can to make Gordon change his mind, no matter how long it takes.
Boss Stephenson: Did 당신 hear that Gordon?
Gordon: Loud, and clear.
Boss Stephenson: Then, get to work.
Gordon: *Leaves station with Franklin*
Franklin: *Pointing at articulate steam engine* Isn't this thing a beauty?
Gordon: No.
Franklin: Do 당신 at least know that it's a very powerful locomotive?
Gordon: Yes. Let's get this over with so that I can get back to Cheyenne.
Franklin: Okay. *Climbs in engine*
Gordon: *Climbs in engine*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal from red to green*
Gordon: *Blows whistle*
Franklin: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *Drives freight train*
Franklin: So far, so good.
Gordon: Yep. How come your railroad doesn't have any diesels?
Franklin: We deliver a lot of coal on our railroad, and much of it is brought here for our engines, so we decided to make sure none of those special black rocks went to waste.
Gordon: Seems like a good idea, but if 당신 got diesels on here, 당신 could give 더 많이 coal to your customers.
Franklin: That is a good idea, but you'd have to talk to Boss Stephenson about that. He's really fond of these engines, and many other steam trains.
Gordon: Okay, I'll ask him, but I wanna get my job done first.
Gordon was doing well with driving the train.
Franklin: We'll be going up a 언덕, 힐 soon.
Gordon: Oh please. This engine is powerful, it should get the entire train up 의해 itself.
Franklin: But it doesn't. We tried having an empty freight like ours go up that 언덕, 힐 once, but it still needed help. Coal is a very heavy thing to pull.
Gordon: I know. 당신 should see the trains we have to deal with, some of them are so heavy, that we need two challengers to pull them.
Franklin: Double heading of very large locomotives just seems so interesting.
Gordon: I know. *Sees hill* Is this the 언덕, 힐 당신 were talking about?
Franklin: Yeah.
Gordon: So we just stop, and let another engine get on the back to push?
Franklin: Yeah.
Gordon: Well, not this time. *Driving faster*
Franklin: Gordon? What are 당신 doing?!
Gordon: Creating history. *Going up hill*
Frankin: I can't believe this.
Gordon: Believe it. I am getting this train up the 언덕, 힐 without another engine pushing from behind. *Gets to 상단, 맨 위로 of hill* And no wheel slip too.
Franklin: That was impressive. For a 조랑말 that doesn't like steam trains, 당신 know a lot about them.
Gordon: I have to, otherwise I wouldn't be able to drive one.
Franklin: 당신 know, Stephenson won't let 당신 leave until 당신 lose your dislike for steam trains.
Gordon: Well, I have an idea. Get somepony to take my place over here.
Franklin: *Sees station* I see a good spot.
Gordon: Good. *stops train*
Worker: What's going on?
Gordon: You're taking my spot. Get in there *Jumps out of engine*
Worker: Alright. *Gets in engine*
Gordon: *Goes to phone*
Worker: *Drives away*
Gordon: *Calling Boss Stephenson*
Boss Stephenson: *Hears phone ringing* Hello?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I learned my lesson, and I'm leaving your railroad.
Boss Stephenson: Where are 당신 calling from?
Gordon: I'm in Roanoke right now.
Boss Stephenson: 당신 finish your job, and I'll let 당신 go back to Cheyenne.
Gordon: Yeah.. About that, the train is gone.
Boss Stephenson: What are 당신 talking about?
Gordon: Somepony else took my place, and drove the train away.
Boss Stephenson: 당신 should have made that call after 당신 finished your job.
Gordon: I'm sorry, 당신 never told me that.
Boss Stephenson: I knew 당신 were fat, but I didn't know 당신 were dumb.
Gordon: Judging me again, that's really great.
Boss Stephenson: Stay there, I'm coming to get you. *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't let him get me. I have to get out of here somehow.
A passenger train arrives.
Conductor: All aboard for Norfoal!
Ponies: *Getting on train*
Gordon: Ah, what the heck? *Gets on train*
Meanwhile in Norfoal
Boss Stephenson: How do I get to Roanoke's train station from here?
Worker: 당신 just stay on the main highway, and turn on exit 6.
Boss Stephenson: Thank you. *Flying above highway*
Worker: He just doesn't like to drive.
Back at Roanoke
Gordon: *Sitting in passenger car*
Conductor: All aboard!
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal from red to green*
Engineer: *Drives train*
Gordon: *Sitting comfortably in chair*
Conductor: Ticket?
Passenger pony: *Gives Conductor ticket*
Conductor: *Checks ticket* Here 당신 go. *returns ticket*
Passenger pony: Thank you.
Gordon: Oh no, I didn't buy a ticket.
Boss Stephenson: *Sees Gordon in train, then flies after it*
Conductor: Ticket please?
Gordon: *Carrying two hundred dollars* How about this instead?
Conductor: *Takes money, then grabs Gordon*
Gordon: What are 당신 doing?
Conductor: No ticket, no ride. *Takes Gordon towards door*
Boss Stephenson: *Flying 의해 door*
Gordon: 당신 can't do this.
Conductor: Whatever 당신 say. *Opens door, and kicks Gordon off train*
Boss Stephenson: *Sees Gordon on ground* Well, well well. 당신 thought 당신 could trick me, but it didn't work.
Gordon: (Wait a minute. Teleportation) Yep. 당신 really outsmart me.
Boss Stephenson: Now you're going to do another job for me.
Gordon: *Charging horn*
Boss Stephenson: *Stands back* What, 당신 gonna shoot me?
Gordon: *Teleports to Cheyenne*
Boss Stephenson: Great. He's gone.
In Cheyenne
Jeff: Oh, hello Gordon. Have 당신 had a good time on the N&W?
Gordon: *Being sarcastic* Oh yeah, a swell time. One day, we have to go there together.
Jeff: *Walks away*
Pete: Well, I'm glad to see you're back. Boss Stephenson didn't tell me about 당신 returning.
Gordon: He forgot.
Pete: Really?
Gordon: Yes, he really forgot!
Pete: Okay. I believe you.
Gordon: Good.
Pete: Oh, and one 더 많이 thing, make sure 당신 call me before leaving without permission.
The End
On The 다음 Episode of Ponies On The Rails
A therapist visits the railroad.
Hawkeye: *Lays down a Royal Flush* Read it and weep everypony!
Stylo: *With Percy, Jeff, Pete, and Gordon* Ugh!
Percy: Good thing I folded.
Ten Cents: Hello. Nice to meet 당신 guys.
Hawkeye: 당신 must be from Horseshoe Bay. Nice to meet you.
Ten Cents: Yeah. We only have two episodes, so this is the only time you'll see me.
Hawkeye: Just two? Wow. We better have 당신 as the host before it's too late.
Ten Cents: Thanks. For Hawkeye's kindness, I made up a schedule that he'll really like.
5:50 PM - Now
Ponies On The Rails - Back 2 Back
6 PM - Later
Horseshoe 만, 베이 - Back 2 Back
Ten Cents: Let's get this show on the railroad.
Hawkeye: Ha, I see what 당신 did there.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 31
Snow, and Ponies On The Rails
January 4, 1954
Snow can be a problem for many railroads. Some ponies decide to close down their lines until they are cleared. Other railroads like the Union Pacific, and the Southern Pacific keep their trains running no matter what the weather.
Inside the Cheyenne train station
Pete: Alright. Now I know, that snow can be a hard thing to handle.
Hawkeye: Especially if 당신 get 12 feet of it.
Pete: But the Southern Pacific is letting us borrow some of it's equipment. We have two rotary snowplows, a flanger, and three Jordan Spreaders.
Gordon: Why did we only get six snowplows?
Pete: We're just borrowing them. We have our own equipment, but the snowplows that we got from the SP will come in handy. They also gave us this training film. *Playing film*
this is the video they're watching: link
Hawkeye: *Sees snow in video* Wow. That is a lot of snow.
Stylo: Good thing we don't have to operate on wherever that is.
Hawkeye: Hopefully we never have to.
The video was twenty 분 long. When it ended, everypony went to work.
Gordon: What kind of jobs do 당신 have?
Hawkeye: We're going east to clear the line.
Gordon: Hopefully 당신 don't get stuck.
Stylo: Thanks.
Gordon: Because that would be so funny! *Laughing* I remember seeing that passenger train in the video, and it was stuck for three days. *Laughing*
Stylo: It wouldn't be funny if that happened to you.
Gordon: Well it never happened to me, and it never will! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get a freight over Sherman Hill. *Goes to train yard*
Hawkeye: Alright, the snowplows are over there, Pete told us to take one of the rotaries.
Stylo: Good idea. We have a shitload of snow to clear.
Gordon was at the trainyard.
Gordon: Percy! Which train am I taking?
Percy: 당신 have to drive that challenger with the boxcars.
Gordon: *Sighs* Even though I hate steam engines, I'm only taking it because it's very powerful.
Percy: Maybe there will be a diesel as powerful as the big boy.
Gordon: Yeah, maybe in fifty, 또는 sixty years.
Percy: 또는 maybe sooner than that. 당신 never know.
Gordon: Right. I have to get going now, otherwise I'll be late. *Goes to engine*
Wilson: *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: Wilson. What are 당신 doing here?
Wilson: I'm your fireman.
Gordon: What about the train yard?
Wilson: We're not going to worry about that. All the snow has closed it off.
Gordon: I thought so. *Drives train*
Wilson: What are 당신 doing? The signal was still red!
Gordon: Do 당신 remember what it said in that video? Keep the equipment, and the snow moving. If we stayed there, we would've been stuck in the snow.
Wilson: Yeah, but-
Gordon: We must get over Sherman 언덕, 힐 before too much snow gets on the tracks.
Wilson: *Sighs* You're the engineeer pal.
Gordon continued driving the train, and passing red signals.
Meanwhile, with Pierce, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: *Driving rotary snowplow*
Stylo: *Looking out window* Man, that's a lot of snow.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm not surprised. Pete said we would get twelve feet of snow.
Stylo: Yeah, but this looks like 더 많이 then twelve feet.
Hawkeye: *Checks fuel gauge* Okay, I'll tell 당신 what. We have to refuel soon, so when we're doing that, both of us will go outside, and see how deep the snow is. If it's under twelve feet, 당신 have to sit on the 상단, 맨 위로 of the train all the way to wherever we have to go. If it's over twelve feet, I'll let 당신 drive the train.
Stylo: What do 당신 have to do?
Hawkeye: While you're driving the train, I have to...
Stylo: Clean my car.
Hawkeye: 당신 read my mind. *Sees water, and coaling tower* Let's stop, and refuel here.
Stylo: Sounds good to me.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Stylo: *Goes to 상단, 맨 위로 of train*
Hawkeye: *Standing in snow*
Stylo: *Pouring water into locomotive*
Hawkeye: Ha, the snow is lower than the engine. 당신 have to sit on 상단, 맨 위로 of the train for the whole journey.
Stylo: We never shook on it.
Hawkeye: Aw, fine. I wouldn't want 당신 to get frostbite anyway. Get back in the engine, and I'll pour in the coal.
Stylo: Thank 당신 good sir.
Gordon continued driving past red signals. He got past the last one, and they started climbing Sherman Hill.
Wilson: No 더 많이 signals. We're gonna make it.
Gordon: Yes we are. Let's just get some 더 많이 speed. *Pushes throttle*
Wilson: I thought we were doing fine.
Gordon: Nah, we must go as fast as possible. Keep the equipment, and the snow moving.
Wilson: I don't think they meant it like this.
Gordon: Bullshit.
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have 당신 looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed were red.
Gordon: *Tries to drive backwards* Come on, don't be stuck!
Wilson: Gordon. I'm sorry to tell 당신 this, but we're stuck.
Gordon: Aw man. *Hits head on chair* Hold up, I just got an idea. *Going outside*
Wilson: Where are 당신 going?
Gordon: Outside. I'm gonna try to use my magic to get rid of all that snow.
Wilson: Okay. *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: *Using magic*
Gordon concentrated hard, but instead of getting rid of the snow, he got rid of the engine they were using.
Wilson: *Lands in snow* Great work.
Gordon: Well, this could be worse.
Wilson: Oh yeah, this could be worse. How could anything be worse than this?!
Another train passed them, and pushed snow into them.
Wilson: *Coughing* Just what I wanted.
Gordon: Well, at least we can talk.
Wilson: About what?
Gordon: What did 당신 do in Korea?
Wilson: Killed ponies. Now it's time for 당신 to shut up, and leave me alone. 당신 said things would get worse, and they did. Now things can't get anymore bad, can they?
Their train rolled downhill.
Gordon: Our conductor must have put off the brakes.
Wilson: Oh my god. What was he thinking?!
Gordon: I don't know.
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne.
Pete: *Making hot chocolate*
Orion: *Walks in office* Remember how I said I wouldn't try to get fired on purpose?
Pete: *Nods head*
Orion: I lied about that.
Pete: Why am I not surprised? What did 당신 do this time?
Orion: I made a huge pile of snow on the tracks. It could derail any train coming towards it.
Pete: Not really, but whatever.
The runaway train then arrived, and derailed once it hit the snow.
Pete: I stand corrected.
Orion: *Runs outside*
Conductor: Gordon, and Wilson got stuck in the snow.
Pete: Oh great.
Orion: How did this train come rolling down the hill?
Conductor: I saw that no smoke was coming from their engine, and I thought they were getting ready to move, so I turned off the brakes, but they broke, and I couldn't put them back on.
Pete: So you're saying they uncoupled their locomotive from the train?
Conductor: That could be a possibility. We need to go help them.
Pete: Alright. Let's get a switcher, and a coach ready for them.
Conductor: Yes sir.
East of Cheyenne
Hawkeye: Well, we cleared all the snow off the line.
Stylo: Good. *Hears phone ringing*
Hawkeye: I got it. *Answers phone* Hello?
Pete: Pierce, it's Pete. We need your help at Sherman Hill. Gordon got stuck.
Hawkeye: Great. We'll be there soon. *Hangs up* Guess what?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: Gordon got his train stuck in the snow!
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*
Back at Sherman 언덕, 힐
Pete: *Stops train near Gordon* Where's your engine?
Gordon: It's gone.
Pete: What do 당신 mean?
Gordon: I accidentally made it disappear with magic.
Pete: What?!
Wilson: He wanted to get rid of the snow with magic, but accidentally got rid of the engine instead.
Pete: Get in 당신 two.
Gordon, and Wilson: *Gets in passenger car*
Pete: *Drives train back to Cheyenne*
At the station, Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting.
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* So, what happened with 당신 getting stuck in the snow?
Gordon: Fuck you.
Stylo: I thought it wouldn't happen to you.
Gordon: Go kill yourself.
Hawkeye: Are 당신 going to stay embarrased for long?
Gordon: 당신 know what? If I could 펀치 당신 in the face, I would, but I can't because I would be fired. So instead, I'm going to-
Stylo: *Flying to roof of station*
Gordon: What's he doing?
Stylo: *Pushes snow from ceiling onto Gordon*
The End
On The 다음 Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon gets sent to work on the Norfoal & Western
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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 32
Gordon Goes East
January 9, 1954
On many railroads, steam engines were being replaced 의해 diesels. This was called dieselization, and there were several railroads that were operating only diesel engines, but most railroads still had steam.
Gordon: *Seeing Bigboy pass with freight train* I can't wait to see all those Bigboys go.
Hawkeye: Aw, come on Gordon, 당신 know damn well that no diesel will ever be as powerful as the Bigboy. It's the largest engine in the world, and powerful enough to pull a train five miles long.
Gordon: I don't care. It's still a steam engine, and it needs to be replaced.
Stylo: *Arrives* What's the matter now?
Hawkeye: Gordon thinks that all steam engines need to be scrapped.
Stylo: I kinda have to agree with him.
Hawkeye: What, why?
Stylo: Although diesels aren't as powerful as steam engines, they're faster, and 더 많이 fuel efficent, but Gordon keeps being a dick about this whole situation, so that's why I'm thinking of sending him to work on the Norfoal & Western.
Gordon: Why that railroad?
Stylo: It's the only railroad in Equestria that doesn't have any diesels.
Gordon: Well, you're not sending me there, that's for sure.
Stylo: Oh yeah? Let's see what Pete has to say.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Stylo: I did. Gordon wants to go to the Norfoal & Western.
Pete: He does? Okay, I'll make the appropriate arrangements, and no matter what 당신 say, you're still going.
Gordon: I hate 당신 all.
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Gordon got on an airplane, and was sent to Norfoal Virginia to work on the N&W
Gordon: *Looking for sign that says L*
Pony: *Holding 엘 sign*
Gordon: *Sees sign* Ah, good. I'm Gordon.
Pony: And I'm Franklin. Come with me, and we'll get 당신 set for your first, and unfortunately, your only 일 with working for us.
Gordon: Alright.
They leave the airport, and get in a brand new Corvette.
Franklin: My car, 당신 like it?
Gordon: Yeah. We had to deliver some of these cars a couple of days 이전 back on the UP.
Franklin: Nice. *Starts car, and drives to train station*
Gordon, and Franklin arrived at the train station.
Franklin: Sir?
Boss Stephenson: What do 당신 want?
Franklin: Remember that 조랑말 Pete Reimer 당신 were talking to on the phone?
Boss Stephenson: Yeah. Did he send that new 조랑말 to help us?
Franklin: He's right here with me.
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me 의해 my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well 당신 complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies 의해 their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese pony* COMMUNIST!!
Boss Stephenson: Ignore him Hector, 당신 did good.
Chinese Pony: Right. Thank you. *Leaves station*
Boss Stephenson: Now Gordon, I hear that 당신 don't like steam locomotives. Now, I'm not going to ask why, but I think after 당신 finish working here for only one day, your opinion will change.
Gordon: What if it doesn't?
Boss Stephenson: Well, let me put it this way. If 당신 don't change your opinion on the Iron Horse, you'll never be able to leave here.
Gordon: 당신 can't do that.
Boss Stephenson: Let me talk with your boss. *Grabs telephone*
Meanwhile in Cheyenne
Pete: *In office, and 답변 telephone* Hello, Union Pacific's Cheyenne Train Station, Pete Reimer speaking.
Boss Stephenson: Peter? Your faithful Gordon says that he won't change his opinion on the steam locomotive.
Pete: Well, 당신 do whatever 당신 can to make Gordon change his mind, no matter how long it takes.
Boss Stephenson: Did 당신 hear that Gordon?
Gordon: Loud, and clear.
Boss Stephenson: Then, get to work.
Gordon: *Leaves station with Franklin*
Franklin: *Pointing at articulate steam engine* Isn't this thing a beauty?
Gordon: No.
Franklin: Do 당신 at least know that it's a very powerful locomotive?
Gordon: Yes. Let's get this over with so that I can get back to Cheyenne.
Franklin: Okay. *Climbs in engine*
Gordon: *Climbs in engine*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal from red to green*
Gordon: *Blows whistle*
Franklin: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *Drives freight train*
Franklin: So far, so good.
Gordon: Yep. How come your railroad doesn't have any diesels?
Franklin: We deliver a lot of coal on our railroad, and much of it is brought here for our engines, so we decided to make sure none of those special black rocks went to waste.
Gordon: Seems like a good idea, but if 당신 got diesels on here, 당신 could give 더 많이 coal to your customers.
Franklin: That is a good idea, but you'd have to talk to Boss Stephenson about that. He's really fond of these engines, and many other steam trains.
Gordon: Okay, I'll ask him, but I wanna get my job done first.
Gordon was doing well with driving the train.
Franklin: We'll be going up a 언덕, 힐 soon.
Gordon: Oh please. This engine is powerful, it should get the entire train up 의해 itself.
Franklin: But it doesn't. We tried having an empty freight like ours go up that 언덕, 힐 once, but it still needed help. Coal is a very heavy thing to pull.
Gordon: I know. 당신 should see the trains we have to deal with, some of them are so heavy, that we need two challengers to pull them.
Franklin: Double heading of very large locomotives just seems so interesting.
Gordon: I know. *Sees hill* Is this the 언덕, 힐 당신 were talking about?
Franklin: Yeah.
Gordon: So we just stop, and let another engine get on the back to push?
Franklin: Yeah.
Gordon: Well, not this time. *Driving faster*
Franklin: Gordon? What are 당신 doing?!
Gordon: Creating history. *Going up hill*
Frankin: I can't believe this.
Gordon: Believe it. I am getting this train up the 언덕, 힐 without another engine pushing from behind. *Gets to 상단, 맨 위로 of hill* And no wheel slip too.
Franklin: That was impressive. For a 조랑말 that doesn't like steam trains, 당신 know a lot about them.
Gordon: I have to, otherwise I wouldn't be able to drive one.
Franklin: 당신 know, Stephenson won't let 당신 leave until 당신 lose your dislike for steam trains.
Gordon: Well, I have an idea. Get somepony to take my place over here.
Franklin: *Sees station* I see a good spot.
Gordon: Good. *stops train*
Worker: What's going on?
Gordon: You're taking my spot. Get in there *Jumps out of engine*
Worker: Alright. *Gets in engine*
Gordon: *Goes to phone*
Worker: *Drives away*
Gordon: *Calling Boss Stephenson*
Boss Stephenson: *Hears phone ringing* Hello?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I learned my lesson, and I'm leaving your railroad.
Boss Stephenson: Where are 당신 calling from?
Gordon: I'm in Roanoke right now.
Boss Stephenson: 당신 finish your job, and I'll let 당신 go back to Cheyenne.
Gordon: Yeah.. About that, the train is gone.
Boss Stephenson: What are 당신 talking about?
Gordon: Somepony else took my place, and drove the train away.
Boss Stephenson: 당신 should have made that call after 당신 finished your job.
Gordon: I'm sorry, 당신 never told me that.
Boss Stephenson: I knew 당신 were fat, but I didn't know 당신 were dumb.
Gordon: Judging me again, that's really great.
Boss Stephenson: Stay there, I'm coming to get you. *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't let him get me. I have to get out of here somehow.
A passenger train arrives.
Conductor: All aboard for Norfoal!
Ponies: *Getting on train*
Gordon: Ah, what the heck? *Gets on train*
Meanwhile in Norfoal
Boss Stephenson: How do I get to Roanoke's train station from here?
Worker: 당신 just stay on the main highway, and turn on exit 6.
Boss Stephenson: Thank you. *Flying above highway*
Worker: He just doesn't like to drive.
Back at Roanoke
Gordon: *Sitting in passenger car*
Conductor: All aboard!
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal from red to green*
Engineer: *Drives train*
Gordon: *Sitting comfortably in chair*
Conductor: Ticket?
Passenger pony: *Gives Conductor ticket*
Conductor: *Checks ticket* Here 당신 go. *returns ticket*
Passenger pony: Thank you.
Gordon: Oh no, I didn't buy a ticket.
Boss Stephenson: *Sees Gordon in train, then flies after it*
Conductor: Ticket please?
Gordon: *Carrying two hundred dollars* How about this instead?
Conductor: *Takes money, then grabs Gordon*
Gordon: What are 당신 doing?
Conductor: No ticket, no ride. *Takes Gordon towards door*
Boss Stephenson: *Flying 의해 door*
Gordon: 당신 can't do this.
Conductor: Whatever 당신 say. *Opens door, and kicks Gordon off train*
Boss Stephenson: *Sees Gordon on ground* Well, well well. 당신 thought 당신 could trick me, but it didn't work.
Gordon: (Wait a minute. Teleportation) Yep. 당신 really outsmart me.
Boss Stephenson: Now you're going to do another job for me.
Gordon: *Charging horn*
Boss Stephenson: *Stands back* What, 당신 gonna shoot me?
Gordon: *Teleports to Cheyenne*
Boss Stephenson: Great. He's gone.
In Cheyenne
Jeff: Oh, hello Gordon. Have 당신 had a good time on the N&W?
Gordon: *Being sarcastic* Oh yeah, a swell time. One day, we have to go there together.
Jeff: *Walks away*
Pete: Well, I'm glad to see you're back. Boss Stephenson didn't tell me about 당신 returning.
Gordon: He forgot.
Pete: Really?
Gordon: Yes, he really forgot!
Pete: Okay. I believe you.
Gordon: Good.
Pete: Oh, and one 더 많이 thing, make sure 당신 call me before leaving without permission.
The End
On The 다음 Episode of Ponies On The Rails
A therapist visits the railroad.
