Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 당신 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 1: Pilot
Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link
Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The Nut House? Well, I'll tell you. It's a restaurant, similar to one for humans, only this is for shapes. I think 당신 already figured that out. 당신 see, in this world, there are no humans. Only shapes, 또는 talking inanimate objects like myself.
And in comes Kevin: link
Mr. Nut: Ah, my number 1 customer. *Walks to the 표, 테이블 Kevin is sitting at* Hello Kevin. What can I get you?
Kevin: My usual.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Goes to a 냉각기 to get a bottle of Miller Light* His usual consists of a beer, and a hamburger with pickles, and onions. He's been coming here for two years, ever since he moved into town. *Goes into the Kitchen* Liz, David, Kevin's usual please.
David: link
Liz: link
Liz: Yes sir.
David: I see 당신 already got his drink, but we'll get everything else ready.
Mr. Nut: *Walks to Kevin* Those two make a great team. Now you're probably wondering, why do 당신 only have two employees? Well, that's all I need. I don't have many customers come here, so why bother wasting money on employees 당신 don't need? *Gives Kevin his beer, and walks to another section of The Nut House* Of course, the state has made me exempt from paying taxes here since this is also my home, hence the name being The Nut House. The only reason I'm exempt from paying taxes, is because they 사랑 my service, and they 사랑 the arcade. Mostly it's the arcade, but as long as the service stays excellent, I'm free from paying any taxes. Bills on the other hand....
Kevin: *Opens his 맥주 bottle, and looks at Mr. Nut* Who is he talking to?
Liam walks in, and here's his picture: link
Kevin: Liam!
Liam: *Goes to Kevin* 저기요 my friend. How are you?
Kevin: Good. It's nice to see 당신 again.
Liam: *Sits down with Kevin*
Mr. Nut: *Walks over* And what can I get 당신 Liam?
Liam: I'll have a coke, with stake, and fries.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Walks over to David, and Liz to give them Liam's order*
Kevin: After we finish our lunch, want to play some arcade games?
Liam: Sorry Kevin, but I have to get back to work.
Kevin: Alright.
Liam: Don't 당신 have work too?
Kevin: No. Today's my 일 off. The auto 샵 only has me work everyday, except Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Liam: Lucky you.
Mr. Nut: *Returns with Stake, fries, and coke* Here 당신 are Liam.
Liam: Thanks Mr. Nut.
And who walks in next? Parker: link
Kevin: Oh dear.
Liam: Please don't walk towards us.
Parker: *Walks over to them* 저기요 fellas.
Kevin: *Annoyed* Hi Parker.
Parker: It's time I finally beat your high score at Dig Dug.
Kevin: No one has ever beaten my high score. What makes 당신 think you'll do it?
Parker: Because Dig Dug is something I'm very good at.
Liam: Probably the only thing you're ever good at.
They laughed, which made Parker upset.
Parker: 당신 think you're so smart, don't you?
Kevin: Well if 당신 think you're smarter, why don't 당신 beat my high score?
Liam: We've been waiting for two years.
Parker: I regret the 일 that 당신 moved into this town Kevin.
Mr. Nut: Parker, what can I get you?
Parker: Just a six pack of beer.
Mr. Nut: Our beers only come in bottles.
Parker: 당신 need cans. *To Kevin* This time, if I don't beat your high score at Dig Dug, I'll call the police to shut this place down.
Kevin: How?
Parker: *Walks over to the arcade*
Liam: Don't be a square Parker.
Parker: Shut up!!!
Kevin & Liam: *Laughing*
Kevin: Who knew someone would hate my guts, all over a game?
Liam: It's been going on ever since 당신 moved into this town. 당신 think it'll stop soon?
Kevin: Probably.
Mr. Nut: *Cleaning a 표, 테이블 when he sees two shapes open the front door* Uh oh. Now if 당신 don't like Parker, I'm sure you'll find these two to be annoying as well. They're the real antagonists of this show.
Wayne: link
Miss. Heart: link
Kevin: *Finishes his beer* Say hi to your boss for me.
Liam: I will.
Wayne: *Appears with Miss. Heart* Well, I'm not surprised 당신 two still come here.
Kevin: 당신 shouldn't be. We're always here.
Miss. Heart: I thought we told 당신 never to show your faces around here again.
Liam: No, that's the supermarket.
Miss. Heart: That place too.
Kevin: 당신 can't just make people leave a place, just because 당신 don't like them.
Liam: How did we even get in this predicament?
1 년 ago.
Kevin: *Watching Miss. 심장 play Dig Dug*
Miss. Heart: *On level 6, she's close to beating the high score of 12,220, but her last life is lost, after being hit 의해 a pooka*
Kevin: 당신 were very close. That's my high score.
Miss. Heart: Your high score?
Kevin: Yeah. Do 당신 have a boyfriend?
Miss. Heart: No.
Kevin: Well then, I really like the way your body stays very curvy.
Miss. Heart: I'm a heart, of course I'm curvy.
Wayne: *Arrives* What's going on here?
Miss. Heart: He's flirting with me.
Kevin: Hold it. I thought 당신 said 당신 didn't have a boyfriend.
Miss. Heart: I never said that.
Wayne: Get out of here, and don't come back ever again.
Kevin: Why don't 당신 leave?
Wayne: Fine. We have to go watch a musical anyway, but 다음 time we're here, we don't want to see 당신 here ever again.
Liam: *Arrives* Hi everyone.
Wayne: That goes for 당신 too!! *Leaves with Miss. Heart*
Liam: What did I do?
Kevin: Apparently, they don't want us here anymore.
Present day.
Liam: Well that's stupid.
Kevin: They 사랑 holding grudges against other shapes.
Mr. Nut: Well, that about covers up everything here. I hope you'll 가입하기 us for 더 많이 episodes. Goodbye.
Ending Theme: link
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 더 많이 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 당신 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 다음 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 의해 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 의해 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 의해 her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 또는 beaten up 의해 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 16, 2016
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 당신 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 1: Pilot
Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link
Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The Nut House? Well, I'll tell you. It's a restaurant, similar to one for humans, only this is for shapes. I think 당신 already figured that out. 당신 see, in this world, there are no humans. Only shapes, 또는 talking inanimate objects like myself.
And in comes Kevin: link
Mr. Nut: Ah, my number 1 customer. *Walks to the 표, 테이블 Kevin is sitting at* Hello Kevin. What can I get you?
Kevin: My usual.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Goes to a 냉각기 to get a bottle of Miller Light* His usual consists of a beer, and a hamburger with pickles, and onions. He's been coming here for two years, ever since he moved into town. *Goes into the Kitchen* Liz, David, Kevin's usual please.
David: link
Liz: link
Liz: Yes sir.
David: I see 당신 already got his drink, but we'll get everything else ready.
Mr. Nut: *Walks to Kevin* Those two make a great team. Now you're probably wondering, why do 당신 only have two employees? Well, that's all I need. I don't have many customers come here, so why bother wasting money on employees 당신 don't need? *Gives Kevin his beer, and walks to another section of The Nut House* Of course, the state has made me exempt from paying taxes here since this is also my home, hence the name being The Nut House. The only reason I'm exempt from paying taxes, is because they 사랑 my service, and they 사랑 the arcade. Mostly it's the arcade, but as long as the service stays excellent, I'm free from paying any taxes. Bills on the other hand....
Kevin: *Opens his 맥주 bottle, and looks at Mr. Nut* Who is he talking to?
Liam walks in, and here's his picture: link
Kevin: Liam!
Liam: *Goes to Kevin* 저기요 my friend. How are you?
Kevin: Good. It's nice to see 당신 again.
Liam: *Sits down with Kevin*
Mr. Nut: *Walks over* And what can I get 당신 Liam?
Liam: I'll have a coke, with stake, and fries.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Walks over to David, and Liz to give them Liam's order*
Kevin: After we finish our lunch, want to play some arcade games?
Liam: Sorry Kevin, but I have to get back to work.
Kevin: Alright.
Liam: Don't 당신 have work too?
Kevin: No. Today's my 일 off. The auto 샵 only has me work everyday, except Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Liam: Lucky you.
Mr. Nut: *Returns with Stake, fries, and coke* Here 당신 are Liam.
Liam: Thanks Mr. Nut.
And who walks in next? Parker: link
Kevin: Oh dear.
Liam: Please don't walk towards us.
Parker: *Walks over to them* 저기요 fellas.
Kevin: *Annoyed* Hi Parker.
Parker: It's time I finally beat your high score at Dig Dug.
Kevin: No one has ever beaten my high score. What makes 당신 think you'll do it?
Parker: Because Dig Dug is something I'm very good at.
Liam: Probably the only thing you're ever good at.
They laughed, which made Parker upset.
Parker: 당신 think you're so smart, don't you?
Kevin: Well if 당신 think you're smarter, why don't 당신 beat my high score?
Liam: We've been waiting for two years.
Parker: I regret the 일 that 당신 moved into this town Kevin.
Mr. Nut: Parker, what can I get you?
Parker: Just a six pack of beer.
Mr. Nut: Our beers only come in bottles.
Parker: 당신 need cans. *To Kevin* This time, if I don't beat your high score at Dig Dug, I'll call the police to shut this place down.
Kevin: How?
Parker: *Walks over to the arcade*
Liam: Don't be a square Parker.
Parker: Shut up!!!
Kevin & Liam: *Laughing*
Kevin: Who knew someone would hate my guts, all over a game?
Liam: It's been going on ever since 당신 moved into this town. 당신 think it'll stop soon?
Kevin: Probably.
Mr. Nut: *Cleaning a 표, 테이블 when he sees two shapes open the front door* Uh oh. Now if 당신 don't like Parker, I'm sure you'll find these two to be annoying as well. They're the real antagonists of this show.
Wayne: link
Miss. Heart: link
Kevin: *Finishes his beer* Say hi to your boss for me.
Liam: I will.
Wayne: *Appears with Miss. Heart* Well, I'm not surprised 당신 two still come here.
Kevin: 당신 shouldn't be. We're always here.
Miss. Heart: I thought we told 당신 never to show your faces around here again.
Liam: No, that's the supermarket.
Miss. Heart: That place too.
Kevin: 당신 can't just make people leave a place, just because 당신 don't like them.
Liam: How did we even get in this predicament?
1 년 ago.
Kevin: *Watching Miss. 심장 play Dig Dug*
Miss. Heart: *On level 6, she's close to beating the high score of 12,220, but her last life is lost, after being hit 의해 a pooka*
Kevin: 당신 were very close. That's my high score.
Miss. Heart: Your high score?
Kevin: Yeah. Do 당신 have a boyfriend?
Miss. Heart: No.
Kevin: Well then, I really like the way your body stays very curvy.
Miss. Heart: I'm a heart, of course I'm curvy.
Wayne: *Arrives* What's going on here?
Miss. Heart: He's flirting with me.
Kevin: Hold it. I thought 당신 said 당신 didn't have a boyfriend.
Miss. Heart: I never said that.
Wayne: Get out of here, and don't come back ever again.
Kevin: Why don't 당신 leave?
Wayne: Fine. We have to go watch a musical anyway, but 다음 time we're here, we don't want to see 당신 here ever again.
Liam: *Arrives* Hi everyone.
Wayne: That goes for 당신 too!! *Leaves with Miss. Heart*
Liam: What did I do?
Kevin: Apparently, they don't want us here anymore.
Present day.
Liam: Well that's stupid.
Kevin: They 사랑 holding grudges against other shapes.
Mr. Nut: Well, that about covers up everything here. I hope you'll 가입하기 us for 더 많이 episodes. Goodbye.
Ending Theme: link
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 더 많이 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 당신 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 다음 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 의해 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 의해 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 의해 her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 또는 beaten up 의해 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 16, 2016
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done 의해 Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for 당신 all, not a Nightmare on Elm 거리 classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.
Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
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Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality 의해 making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.
#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get 당신 a new weapon, levels 당신 up, 또는 gives 당신 money. However, there are THOSE survivors. 당신 know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
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#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get 당신 a new weapon, levels 당신 up, 또는 gives 당신 money. However, there are THOSE survivors. 당신 know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
…. I suck at keeping a schedule
Would it even matter calling this SWERY 월 at this point? It’s 더 많이 like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted 나귀, 엉덩이 schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big 월 long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we 옮기기 on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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Would it even matter calling this SWERY 월 at this point? It’s 더 많이 like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted 나귀, 엉덩이 schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big 월 long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we 옮기기 on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...
Henry: so... what are 당신 working on?
Simon: none of your concern
Henry: can I help?
Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 년 old with no experiences with science help me?
Henry: point taken
Simon: why are 당신 in here?
Henry: I just want to know what 당신 are making!
Simon: a cure for cancer
Henry: how will that help the war?
Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the 일 this chaos ends...
Henry: ok then... whats the progress?
Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end
Henry: welcome to my world
Simon: none of your concern
Henry: can I help?
Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 년 old with no experiences with science help me?
Henry: point taken
Simon: why are 당신 in here?
Henry: I just want to know what 당신 are making!
Simon: a cure for cancer
Henry: how will that help the war?
Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the 일 this chaos ends...
Henry: ok then... whats the progress?
Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end
Henry: welcome to my world
Vroom in the Night Sky is considered 의해 many to be the worst game on the 닌텐도 Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed 의해 Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your 닌텐도 Switch. I want 당신 to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.
So from...
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So from...
