How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the 퀸 of sarcasm, 당신 don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"
What's an appropriate site for a 13 년 old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"
Can 당신 get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"
Why are 아기 ugly at first?
"How about 당신 stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how 당신 look."
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in 사랑 with your dog?
"... 당신 need help"
Do 당신 고양이 know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"
Are their birds in Canada:
"Obviously 당신 never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if 당신 paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"
How do I test if my 터틀, 거북 is gay?
"you show it your penis, and see if it stares for 더 많이 than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of 예수님 Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine"
How does sex start?
"With human contact!"
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"
How do I ask a 질문 on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"
How do 당신 tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"
Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"
Why is canada a 안전한, 안전 country?
"Cause the mighty king 거위, 거 위 gives us 음식 to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape.."
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my 터틀, 거북 against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
할로윈 falls on a Friday the 13th this 년 for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not, they sold them all for guns"
I caught my son having sex with another guy, I think he might me gay.
"You THINK he might be gay!?"
What another word for being wrong?
"Women"
Is it wrong too 가입하기 a certain race?
"Not if 당신 ask the guys dressed as ghosts"
Why does my arm turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?
"Because your a fucking moron"
What's wrong with my boyfriend?
"He's dating you"
How do 당신 hide a boner?
"You get a girl to hide it in"
How did the cow milking routine get started?
"I'm guessing there was a cow molester.."
How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
"Lord help this woman."
How do 당신 가입하기 Facebook.
"I want too be sarcastic.. But I struggled with this myself.. So I feel bad"
"Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
"Because he's not a pokeymon."
What happens to people burn on February?
"They get locked up in an asylum."
Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
"Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that.."
Why is Korn so awesome?
"Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs."
"I'm the 퀸 of sarcasm, 당신 don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"
What's an appropriate site for a 13 년 old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"
Can 당신 get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"
Why are 아기 ugly at first?
"How about 당신 stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how 당신 look."
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in 사랑 with your dog?
"... 당신 need help"
Do 당신 고양이 know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"
Are their birds in Canada:
"Obviously 당신 never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if 당신 paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"
How do I test if my 터틀, 거북 is gay?
"you show it your penis, and see if it stares for 더 많이 than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of 예수님 Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine"
How does sex start?
"With human contact!"
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"
How do I ask a 질문 on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"
How do 당신 tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"
Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"
Why is canada a 안전한, 안전 country?
"Cause the mighty king 거위, 거 위 gives us 음식 to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape.."
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my 터틀, 거북 against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
할로윈 falls on a Friday the 13th this 년 for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not, they sold them all for guns"
I caught my son having sex with another guy, I think he might me gay.
"You THINK he might be gay!?"
What another word for being wrong?
"Women"
Is it wrong too 가입하기 a certain race?
"Not if 당신 ask the guys dressed as ghosts"
Why does my arm turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?
"Because your a fucking moron"
What's wrong with my boyfriend?
"He's dating you"
How do 당신 hide a boner?
"You get a girl to hide it in"
How did the cow milking routine get started?
"I'm guessing there was a cow molester.."
How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
"Lord help this woman."
How do 당신 가입하기 Facebook.
"I want too be sarcastic.. But I struggled with this myself.. So I feel bad"
"Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
"Because he's not a pokeymon."
What happens to people burn on February?
"They get locked up in an asylum."
Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
"Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that.."
Why is Korn so awesome?
"Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs."
Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..
Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I 사랑 Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching 더 많이 of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also 사랑 his name for some reason).
Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)
Seth Macfarlene:
Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)
Shia LaBeouf:
Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)
Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)
Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..
Mrawkwardreviewer:
There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I 사랑 Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching 더 많이 of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also 사랑 his name for some reason).
Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)
Seth Macfarlene:
Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)
Shia LaBeouf:
Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)
Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)
Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..
Mrawkwardreviewer:
There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
