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~Story~

In the town of Camren, there is a shopping center known as Final Stop, a store known for it’s poor products, high prices, and with employees who seem to have 더 많이 common sense than anyone else around. The employes, Malcolm, Emilia, June, Roland, Benedict, and Thomas, all deal with the worst of working in retail, such as idiotic customers, poor pay, the devil as the manager, the end of the world on a known as Black Friday, The Back being a portal to Hell, and a rival company owned 의해 a holy manager with dreads.

~Characters~

Malcolm
A new member to the Final Stop Cult Family, Malcolm is a man who is trying to make enough money to pay off his student loans, which have reached “Prices not even Bill Gates could pay off”. Malcolm works the jobs no other employee wishes to work, in hopes of getting the paycheck he needs in order to pay off his loans. He seems to be the least crazy one here, being quick to 질문 the sanity of individuals around him and trying to bring a bit of sanity into Final Stop.

Emilia
A young worker who is also in the same issue as Malcolm, who only works at Final Stop so that she can pay off her own loans. However, she her loan is something that is much bigger, as she agreed to give her soul to the devil so that she could find happiness. However, she has yet to find happiness and now must work for the Devil in order to buy back her soul. She is calm and collective and doesn’t try to speak much to people, making her appear as hateful and mean.

June
Another young worker, who most customers go to her lane for her appearance and large bust. She is seen as being a very lovable person, not because she is kind and always tries to make friends, but because the employees are perverts and are always wanting to talk to her. Final Stop sees June as their one advantage over their rival, Theresa’s, even if it’s to bring in the most perverted of customers. She joined Final Stop in order to pay for her 프렌즈 college application.

Roland
A very optimistic and very dimwitted employee. Roland joined Final Stop in order to pay off the damages to his father’s car. Roland is always there with Malcolm with the worst jobs, not because of bad luck, but because he is told to due to his incompetence with other jobs. Though he is not very smart, he is still a friendly employee.

Benedict
A rude employee who treats the others wrongly, Benedict is always hated on 의해 the others, making him left out. Benedict joined Final Stop in order to prove to his rich family that he could make it on his own, without his parents money. This lead to him working at the worst place in the city. Though he says he is better than the others, he is actually not very good at the work himself, and gets others to do the work for him.

Thomas
Known only as the “Royalist of 키스 asses”, Thomas will do anything to make a quick buck, even suck up to the manager himself. Thomas is known as a lying douchebag that is not to be trusted 의해 the other employees of Final Stop. He will even back up Benedict in order to get into his good graces for money, which he never gets.

Bob Z. Bell
The manager of the Final Stop and is said to be the devil, for he actually is the Devil. He is rude and mischievous to everyone in Final Stop, treating them all like garbage and is always screwing with them. However, he still believes in an honest day’s work and pays his employees for their work. He also respects his employees, even if its only to keep their rival business, Theresa’s Goods, from getting 더 많이 customers than them.

Eric J. Shuts
The manager of Theresa’s Goods. He is seen as a kind and humble man, who has 더 많이 employees than Final Stop has, allowing for 더 많이 customer satisfaction and better prices. However, Theresa’s Goods is also very fair, so this allows Final Stop to cheat their way to get customers. Eric sees Final Stop as a sad place and feels pity for them. He is most known for his pure blue suit, sunglasses, and dreads.
Oh boy, here we go. We had to get to a really awful movie eventually. Now, this isn’t like Elves, Silent Night, Deadly Night 또는 Jack Frost. This movie we are reviewing isn’t a so bad it’s good movie. No, this movie is just all bad. I hate it… In case it wasn’t clear. I talked about the classic 1980s Nightmare on Elm 거리 and the terrible remake for October Movie Marathon. And, on Christmassacre, I talked about Black Christmas. So, that’s right, I’m talking about the terrible remake, the 2006 remake of Black Christmas. Also, I couldn’t find 이미지 because of the violence. Plus,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

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 The 원, 동그라미 comes from the right, followed 의해 Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The 원, 동그라미 comes from the right, followed 의해 Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.


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An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.

Alan: *Sitting 다음 to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.

SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy430 present

Six Shooters 3

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
Hannah Belle as Catherine Laurent
Nikki Glaser as Jane Rinnon...
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Back when making low budget 영화 wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, there was a man 의해 the name of Sam Raimi, who made a couple of short films, but nothing too special. However, after getting a budget of just over just under four hundred thousand, and a studio crew, he started to work on one of his first movies. Who would have thought that his first movie would be his best movie and one of my 가장 좋아하는 영화 of all time. That movie is The Evil Dead



Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
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posted by Canada24
#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE 당신 AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let 당신 go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, 당신 and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck 당신 for being interested in things, 당신 stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend?...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White 장갑 Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused 의해 the White 장갑 Killer. He was soon found out to be the White 장갑 Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel 로스트 without his mentors help...
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………….. 예수님 Christ, people. I mean, 예수님 FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already showing 당신 all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the author telling us that the Big Dance, 또는 rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. 당신 know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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There are a lot of 영화 out there. And a lot of 영화 have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from 영화 that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in 영화 that just plain piss me off. So, I present to 당신 all my list for the 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for 더 많이 than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it 또는 not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, 거리 Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the 년 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed 당신 to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Now, if 당신 know me, 당신 would know that my 가장 좋아하는 game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my 초 가장 좋아하는 Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. 당신 kinda lack good sidequests. I guess 닌텐도 used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell 당신 all the 상단, 맨 위로 Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give 당신 items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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저기요 everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb 인용구 are "Welcome to Hell World" 또는 "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the 불, 화재 Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where 당신 put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope 당신 don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where 당신 eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the 불, 화재 challenge, where 당신 set yourself on 불, 화재 for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss 당신 all off so much that 당신 may hate me for it, so 당신 should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate 코멘트 already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little 더 많이 due to its story. It was a little 더 많이 (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing 음악 with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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So when 당신 hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final 판타지 franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my favorites from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final 판타지 X
Final 판타지 X follows what any other Final 판타지 game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, 또는 whatever 당신 wanna...
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Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a 더 많이 edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, 또는 in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing 거리 Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in 거리 Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted 더 많이 from 거리 Fighter II. And 거리 Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an 기사 a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, 또는 더 많이 rather, a list of my 상단, 맨 위로 100 가장 좋아하는 games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
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