Before I say anything, I want to start this off 의해 saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student safety, but that doesn’t help that he made a crime like that sound like Monty 파이썬 was talking about it. So, in the southwestern side of Ohio, a school 의해 the name of Madison was attacked 의해 a school shooter. Only two students were shot, but thankfully, they only received some injuries and were treated at the hospital. I’m just glad both alive and I hope they get alright soon. So, since Madison was close to my school, a lot of students were pretty worried. I admit, I was too. During the announcements one day, the principal told the students about the issue, and said that he was worried about the students. Now, this is where the absurdity comes in. He said that the school shooter was not a crazed person. Yeah, cause a person with an intent to kill school children is the epitome of sanity. So, the principal said that since there was a fear of school shootings going around, he felt it would be a good idea to carry a handgun with him. Are 당신 fucking kidding me? I know a school shooting is bad, but for god’s sake, can 당신 imagine seeing the principal carrying his gun around? However, the principal was told that he could not carry a gun on school grounds. So, he thought of the 다음 best thing. Instead of hiding in a corner, the students should take action like it’s the French Revolution and (I’m not making this shit up) have the students jump the shooter and beat him up. What the fuck? Really? He said that Elementary schools were already planning to throw chairs at the school shooter. Yes, 당신 heard right! Elementary school students! Fucking six to eleven 년 olds will be immediately drafted into the cause to throw fucking chairs in self defense. As he was saying this, I kid 당신 not… Me and my 프렌즈 were trying to fight back laughter. I’m sorry, I know this should be a serious topic, but if your principal talked about school shootings 의해 saying the shooter was not insane, he had thoughts of bringing a gun for self defense, and now have grade school students trying to kick the shit out of a shooter, would 당신 have a straight face? So I guess the moral of the story is try not to make the stupidest shit imaginable for a school shooting….. That’s the best moral I can think of for a subject like this.
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L: Should I add one sugar cube, 또는 two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got 더 많이 action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, 또는 you’re 나귀, 엉덩이 is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
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Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! 또는 don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, 또는 two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got 더 많이 action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, 또는 you’re 나귀, 엉덩이 is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
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Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! 또는 don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.