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It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the 성 got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the 성 was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to 가입하기 his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her 프렌즈 so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to 가입하기 Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with the word Nazi. My cousin Sonic, and his 프렌즈 Tails, and Knuckles joined us, the 조랑말 Alliance. There were others in the Alliance including 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, and Spike, Rarity, and the cutie mark crusaders. There's lots of others, but I can't tell 당신 ALL of them. We soon meet at the castle, where Princess Celestia, and her sister give me, and Shredder an assignment. "I'm sorry to inform that two ponies have betrayed us." Celestia says. "Why?" I ask, "They are two fillies named Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon. They noticed Applebloom and her 프렌즈 are part of our army, and decided to 가입하기 Discord." Luna tells us. Shredder then asks a question, "What's wrong with those two, don't they know what they're doing?" "No," Celestia replied, "You must kill the two fillies before they do any damage to Equestria." "We're on it Princess." I tell her. We head over to where Diamond Tiara lives, and Silverspoon is with her. They do this dumb thing hitting their butts together saying, "Bum, bum, sugarlove-" Then thats when me, and Shredder break their necks. After that I run, while Shredder flew back to the castle. Soon we met up with the others for another mission. We soon got back to Canterlot for our 다음 mission. When we got there we met Vinyl Scratch, who was waiting for Shredder. "Hey Scratch, how's it going?" Shredder asked. "Fine," she replied, "What mission did Celestia assign you?" "We had to kill two traitors, Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon." Shredder told her. I then talk to Vinyl Scratch, "they were both fillies." "Oh man, must have been tough." She said, feeling sorry for us, not knowing that we killed two of the most annoying ponies for her. Before we tell her about this, Celestia showed up to see us. "Allright 당신 two, how did it go?" "It was easy." I say, "Too bad we couldn't keep them dead when I first killed them though." I remember when I saw the two of them back to life looking at me as I was about to make my way back into Mobius. I almost called her the nickname Rarity came up with, 퀸 Asshole, although I don't think Diamond Tiara would be old enough to be a queen. "Allright." Celestia says, "We got a 신고 that Doughnut Joe's has been attacked, and it is now part of the Disci's barracks." "Anyone get killed?" Shredder asked. "No." Celestia replied. "Your mission is to get Doughnut Joe's back into our control." Luna exclaimed. "You'll also have Applejack, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Pinkie Pie with you." Celestia tells us. "Sounds good." I said, and we were off. I met Pinkie, and the others outside the 성 다음 to my car. Dash, and Shredder would fly to Joe's, and Pinkie, and 사과 브랜디 would be in the car with me. One problem was that one of us would have to lay in the trunk, since the car only had two seats. "I'll do it." 사과 브랜디 said. "Ok, lets do this!" Dash said. She looked excited to kill 더 많이 people. I start the car up, and we're off. When we arrive at Doughnut Joe's we're immediately greeted 의해 a nazi shouting "INTRUDER!" in german. Shredder, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash both had two mini uzi's, and killed a lot of enemies. "Allright Pinkie, blow em up!" I say, for Pinkie Pie had a RPG in the car, and she wasn't afraid to use it. 사과 브랜디 however, would pop up from the trunk, and shoot people with a machine gun. As Pinkie Pie shot a rocket, a grenade was being cooked, and thrown towards us. "This can't be good." Pinkie said. I knew this was bad, so I had to act quick. "Chaos Control!" I shout, as I 옮기기 us away from the explosion. There was just one downside from what I just did. We were no longer in Equestria, but in another place I knew. "Where are we?" 사과 브랜디 asked. I had no idea, but as I looked around, I soon realized where we were. Then I saw an '81 Impala with a California License Plate. It also had a 년 on it, "Oh damnit." I say "What's wrong?" 사과 브랜디 asked, "Where are we?" "San Francisco 1982." I tell her. We time traveled back 32 years, and soon we were greeted 의해 a guy wearing a mask, carrying a brown bag. "Hey!" he shouts. As I hear him shout, I floor it. The burglar then tried to shoot me, but missed breaking the window of a Mercury behind me. After I escaped the burglar I tried to use Chaos Control, but the sight of police lights behind me makes the 에메랄드 fall out of my hands, onto the floor. 사과 브랜디 shouts at me, but I can't hear her because of the engine in my car, so she shot the officers behind my car. Pinkie Pie was the only one to help us out of this. "Pinkie, 검색 in the 장갑 compartment for a chaos emerald, ok?" I ask. Instead of getting a chaos 에메랄드 though she looks at me confused, "Aren't we already causing chaos?" she says. How the fuck am I supposed to respond to that?! The police are behind me, and we have to get back to Equestria, and help 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Shredder take Doughnut Joe's from Discord's control. "Please just look for it Pinkie!" I say. I didn't mean to shout at her, but I nearly crash into a mustang. Pinkie then finds the 에메랄드 and hands it to me. "Ok good job. Chaos Control!" Soon we arrive at the battle for Joe's. Shreder got shot in the leg, but Dash didn't get shot yet. Hopefully, she wouldn't get shot during this fight. There are only a few nazis left, and soon I run them over in my car. As we get out of the car, I check on Shredder's leg. "You gonna be allright?" I ask. "Yeah, lets just check inside." He said walking into the building. We then see Joe, and a couple of ponies tied into chairs, with their mouths taped. We set them free, and Joe makes copies of my machine gun, and one of Pinkie's Bazooka. "Thanks 당신 guys." Joe said. Then he saw Shredder's leg, and told him he got shot. "I did not need to be told that." he tells Joe. "Promise me you'll never take us to that city again." 사과 브랜디 exclaims. "I promise." I tell her. After rescuing Doughnut Joe, and taking back his Doughnut place, we were to get into Twilight's library, and get Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rarity to 가입하기 us. So that's what we went to do. Along the way to Twilight's library, I sing Silent Night in my head. Although 크리스마스 was several days ago, I still think about 크리스마스 stuff, sometimes it happens to me in February, even March. Soon we arrive at Twilight's library. Twilight is there with Rarity, and Fluttershy, waiting for us. Celestia must have told them we were coming. "Hi guys." Twilight says as we enter her library. "Hello." I simply say. While the others talk about our mission I think about Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. They're at Stalliongrad, fighting Blaze's side of Disci. I wonder how things are going for them, how the war is, and all. Even though Robotnik is dead, Sonic still calls Disci, Robotnik's army. The thought of this makes me play a song in my head link and then I get sad. Despite what I do I wonder if it's worth it. To kill people with weapons, and vehicles. All the blood pouring out of their body, as they slowly die. Some people cry softly after they get shot, and they think no one will rescue them. Sometimes that's what happes. I think about this still looking away from the others, looking at the 책 in front of me. Then as I continue thinking, I snap back to reality, thanks to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. "Come on we gotta get going." "Allright." I say. I get in my car with Pinkie, and the other teleport to where we need to go. "Are 당신 allright?" Pinkie asks. I think about this, am i allright? "Sure." I tell her, "I'm just thinking about when this will be over." Pinkie knods, and the rest of the way is silent (including a stop to refill my car). We arrive at our destination. An airbase, which is right under Cloudsdale, I wonder why. Our job was to steal an airplane, and bring it to Celestia so we could have some in our army. I would steal one of the airplanes, and Doughnut Joe would ride with me. He would teleport us to Canterlot if things went hairy. Since I wouldn't be driving my car, Pinkie would be driving it. Other then that, I don't care, as long as I get to fly an airplane. These kinds of airplanes I always had an interest in, not only did they have guns, but I liked the way the wings looked in general. It was also one of the very few things I could draw in 3D. As I climb in, Joe starts up the airplane, 의해 pushing the rotor. Then thats when Nazis, and badniks see one of their airplanes being stolen. As we fly away the alarm sounds off, and it seems fine for us so far. Then five airplanes start to chase me, all of them are the same type that I'm flying. They try to shoot me, but I dodge their bullets, turn around, and shoot back at them. I nearly shot one of the pilots, breaking the glass of the cockpit. As I pass them, they turn around behind me once again. Soon I spot a 보트 in a river under me. I fly towards it, and two of them follow me, the other three get above me. I get closer to the boat, as Joe tries to teleport us. "Not yet!" I tell him. Right when it looks like we're about to crash I fly upwards. The pursuing airplanes try to turn up, but crash into the 보트 causing an explosion. It nearly makes me lose control of the airplane I'm flying. Then the planes above me start to drop bombs. As I dodge the bombs, I shoot some of them. I hit the wing of one of the planes several times, and soon smoke is coming from it. After it lands, I notice a cliff in front of me. "Joe get ready to teleport us." I say. Joe's horn starts to glow, as he gets ready to teleport us into Canterlot I fly towards the cliff. All of the airplanes are far behind me, and my plan falls into action. Just as I'm about to hit the cliff, Joe teleports us into Canterlot. The airplanes following me fly into the cliff, thinking I flew through, and they would do it soon. Then, they hit the cliff, as three 더 많이 explosions occur. "Nice work." I tell Joe. "Don't thank me, it was your idea." Joe replied. We land the airplane in front of Celestia's castle, and the others are waiting for us. "check how awesome this thing is." I tell the others, but they all look worried. "Where's Celestia?" I ask. "That's what we're trying to find out." Dash told me. Twilight went inside to inform Celestia about the airplane we got for her, but she wasn't in her castle. Luna was there, but Celestia wasn't. "Check the security cameras. Maybe they have footage showing what happened to your sister." I tell Luna, but she doesn't understand, "What's a security camera?" "Your kidding right?" I ask. I swear that Equestria has the technology Earth had in the 1890's. They had cameras, but no security cameras. They had hot air balloons, but no airplanes. Lets not forget about the boats they had, because I nearly crashed into one, and yet, they don't have Jetskis. So while everyone looks at me I just say, "Forget it." Then a message appeared saying To Luna From Celestia. It said that she was caught 의해 Discord, and was being held prisoner with hundreds of other ponies in Manehattan. As Luna read this outloud, the ending freaked 사과 브랜디 out. "Manehattan?! I hope they didn't get Babs Seed!" "Relax," Pinkie assured her 주황색, 오렌지 friend, "I don't think they could capture someone as tough as her." "Allright, 당신 guys must rescue my sister, I will make copies of the airplanes." Luna says. "We need a logo on these things." Dash told us. Pinkie grabbed a peice of paper from no where, and drew a 심장 on it with a marker. She then started to color it in pink, her 가장 좋아하는 color. "There," She said when she finished. I looked at it, "Can I have the marker?" I ask Pinkie. As she hands me the marker I immeadiately 십자가, 크로스 the 심장 out, and write 조랑말 above it, then put Alliance under it. "Awesome." 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash said, appreaciating the logo. Pinkie was mad though, "No one ever takes my advice!" She said. "Relax darling." Rarity said. "Allright, lets go save Celestia." I announce. We get teleported to manehattan, and I don't get my car back. I'm not sure if I'll survive this battle, but if I do the first thing I'm doing is driving my car. Right now though, I've got a battle to fight. When we arrive, we soon get spotted 의해 a badnik. As they try to shoot us, Twilight quickly set up a protective bubble so the bullets would not hit us. "Good work Twilight." says Pinkie. As the firing stops, I raise my gun, and get ready to shoot. Rarity also gets ready to attack. Soon, the bubble disappears, and we soon start firing. The badniks didn't act quick enough, and were killed. "Allright, lets look for that prison." I said. We run to a building that has two nazis, and a tank guarding it. "Ok, Shredder. Drop a grenade in that tank." I command. I give him one of my grenades, and he flies to the tank, not getting spotted. Once he pulled the ring from the grenade, he dropped it into the tank. As he flew back, the tank exploded. Both Nazis were killed. I knocked the door down, and soon enough we see some ponies being held hostage, including Princess Celestia. A Nazi, with an MP40 shoots at us. Two of the bullets hit my arm, and I take cover. I felt like my arm broke, even though it did not. I think one of the bullets nearly broke it though. I take out my magnum, throwing my machine gun to Pinkie Pie. She shoots at the enemies in front of us like a storm, not missing at all! Man, she's good with a gun. Eventually all the Nazis and badniks are dead, and we get the trapped ponies free. "Are 당신 allright Celestia?" Shredder asked. "I'm fine." She told him. After we get all the ponies free, I recognize one of them as Twilight's brother, Shining Armor. He stands 다음 to Princess Cadence, and Twilight goes to check on how they're doing. Meanwhile, Discord was getting angry. He just got a 신고 about his prisoners being set free. "Goddamnit! Why couldn't 당신 kill them?!" He asked, shouting at a badnik. "One of them got shot twice in the arm. It was that grey hedgehog." Discord, then went from pissed off, to very pleased. Knowing that I got my arm hurt, made him happy. "We just gotta finish him off. Shoot his arm off, and he could die!" "Affirmative." Replied the badnik, and he left Discord's office. Now that all the ponies being held hostage were set free, Discord could not let us get away. As many of the unicorns, and Celestia were casting teleporting spells, two airplanes showed up, and shot nearly all of them to death. Shining Armor, and Cadence were one of them, but the only two that survived were Twilight and Princess Celestia. Celestia ordered Twilight to get help, and she dissapeared. The rest of us would fight off the several trucks sent 의해 Discord. They were all the same type of trucks, an Opel Blitz. When they got close enough we started shooting at them. Pinkie blew up three of the trucks, but she got shot in the neck. "Fuck!" I shouted. Celestia used her magic to destroy all the trucks heading towards us. Somehow, they were all engulfed in flames. "Fuck," I said again, "Pinkie's dead." Pinkie might have been dead, but Celestia soon brought her back to life. She looked around and got all excited as usual, "Did we win yet?! Lets throw a party!" "Not yet Pinkie. After this battle we can have a party." I said. Pinkie soon grabbed my machine gun, and we went to look for Discord. We soon saw him pass 의해 on a motorcycle, with a nazi in a sidecar. He shot us, hitting me with his gun. After the bike passed, he shot me. "Is he okay?" Dash asked. I wasn't though, I was dead. I'm not sure why, but I did. 당신 might be wondering how I'm narrating this story, after my death, but I'll get to that later. Twilight returned with Princess Luna, and Vinyl Scratch. All three of them brought the other 유니콘 back to life, including me. That's how I'm narrating the story after my death. Yeah! Sorry, I got a little too excited there. It rarely happens, but when it does, I shout stuff. "We gotta get Discord! He escaped on a motorcycle!" Pinkie exclaimed. Then she thought about something, "I never rode a motorcycle though, I should do that. Discord seemed to be having a good time." "Yeah well 당신 can do that, during the party." I said simoultaneosly with Princess Celestia. It was unexpected, but it happened anyway. "He might be going to Stalliongrad." Shredder said. "Your right. That's where the other half of Disci is. If he's heading there, he might get others to take back control of Manehattan." I replied. "It could be a trap though." 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash added. So she took off in a flash to find Discord, follow him, and see where he was going. It was pretty funny to see a tall animal riding a small motorcycle, and I wish I was with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. Then I remembered when the nazi 다음 to him killed me, which for some reason, made me think about how 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash died two years ago. She got knocked out, and thrown off an airplane with me. I tried to wake her up, but I didn't do it in time, I suck! Before her death, she tried to tell me something. I remember leaning over her with tears coming out of my eyes, as she said her final words, I love. What did she love? It couldn't be me, and even if it was, it was two years ago, and there would be no point in me bringing it up, which is what I just did. I completely forgot about her death ever since Doughtnut Joe brought her back to life. Now back to the bike chase, sort of. "Where are 당신 going Discord?" Dash asked herself as she flew above Discord. She was sure not to let them see her shadow. She kept following them for nearly a day. After five minutes, we all went back to Ponyville for Pinkie's party. I talked to Shining Armor, Twilight's brother. "So we both experienced death." He exclaims. "Yeah. It felt like being asleep to me." I said. "Really?" asked Shining Armor. Then I told S.A "Now 당신 know why I hate sleeping." After I said that to him, we both laughed. All of a sudden Pinkie Pie went on to a stage. She was wearing the dress that she wore to the galloping gala. I thought she looked nice in it. Pinkie started to talk into the microphone as everyone saw her, "This song goes to all of 당신 that fought for Manehattan." Then she starts playing the song, when 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash returned. link When 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash returned I started talking to her. "Ok, what did 당신 find out?" "Discord got to Stalliongrad. They have at least 400 Nazi's and badniks guarding that city." 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash said. "How's our army doing in there?" I ask. "Not bad. Half of our squad survived, including your 프렌즈 from Mobius." She meant Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. I was glad they survived, but there was still a chance they would be dead 의해 the time we got there. "We'll take my car." I said. "You can, I'm going to fly." Dash said. Before we left 사과 브랜디 showed up, "Where ya'll goin?" She asked. "Stalliongrad. We're going to finish off Disci once and for all." I replied. 사과 브랜디 said she would go to, and she agreed to ride in my car. As we left, La Bomba, 의해 Richie Valens started playing. We soon arrived at Stalliongrad, just to see Discord fly off in a blimp. He 로스트 Manehattan, now he was losing Stalliongrad. "If I can't have this city, no one can!" 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash carried both me and 사과 브랜디 up to the blimp. As the bomb dropped, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash kicked it, and it went flying into the sky, and as it was about to fall back down, it exploded in the sky. Everyone cheered. When she got on, Blaze shot at her, but missed. "You think 당신 foiled my plan, but I have another bomb on here, and-" but before Discord could finish his sentence I used chaos control, and we left Stalliongrad. I didn't care where we were, as long as Stalliongrad wasn't getting blown up. "You idiot" Blaze said to me while Discord was laughing, "You took us back to Manehattan." I looked outside, and saw that she was right, but then I saw a bridge infront of us with an American flag on it. Could that possibly be the Brooklyn Bridge? IT WAS! "I think 당신 mean Manhattan." I say, as I point to the bridge. The traffic on the bridge is moving a little faster then it normally does, and there's a lot of boats on the river below us. Blaze felt angry, and soon her hands were on fire. She wasn't screaming however, and soon she throws some 불, 화재 towards me. It heads out the window, and disapears. Then we start hitting each other, as I get closer to the door. Discord is then fighting 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash for control over the blimp. We soon land on 상단, 맨 위로 of the bridge, and I push Blaze out of the door. "You really think 당신 can kill me?" Blaze says, infuriated. Applejack, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash get out of the blimp, one of them are carrrying an axe. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash tries to hit Blaze with it, but Blaze grabs it, and sets 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash on fire. 사과 브랜디 is holding on the bridge for life. "I can't believe your helping these pussies." said Blaze, about to hit me with the axe, but hits the bridge instead. "They're not pussies! All of them do amazing things!" I yell. Surprisingly no one notices that we're up here. "They're all fucking lame!" Blaze says, making me extremely mad, "GO TO HELL!!" Then we start fighting again. Blaze tries to hit me with the axe again. Only this time, she hits one of the cables, as if she wanted them to snap. Just when I hit her, the axe goes into my chest. Then Blaze 로스트 grip, and was trying to get back up. Discord was still in the blimp calling for Blaze, twice. When she nearly gets back up, she falls. Into the river below her. I pull the axe out of my body, and see Discord standing 의해 me. Blood was pouring from me, and... 당신 know what? I can't finish this so I'm letting 사과 브랜디 narrate the rest of this story. In the 다음 part. "Why do 당신 want me to narrate?" 사과 브랜디 asked. "I don't remember much, 당신 were there. Can 당신 just narrate the rest of the story?" I asked. I'm already narrating the story right now, but I'm not sure why. 사과 브랜디 said she would narrate, but she wrote down what happened on the bridge.

Discord: You're screwed 당신 know that?
Sean: -throws axe at Discord's head, then blacks out for 3 seconds-
Discord: -falls off bridge dead-
Applejack: -climbs back up- 당신 don't look so good.
Sean: I got hit in the chest with an axe, of course I don't look good.
Applejack: Get Twilight over hear, I gotta find 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash -jumps into river-
Sean: Chaos Control

Since, that was all 사과 브랜디 would do, I'm back to telling the story. I got back to Ponyville, and got Twilight to go help 사과 브랜디 with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. I couldn't go back though, because the pain in my chest was so serious, I had to stay in the hospital. Twilight got to where 사과 브랜디 was, under the brooklyn bridge. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was with them, but she looked like shit. The attack Blaze used was so powerful, it nearly burnt her to death. Twilight couldn't do anything to fix Dash's injuries, so they just went back to Ponyville, and got 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash to Dr. Whooves. 30 분 later, she woke up. She looked fine now, but her insides still hurt like she was caught on fire. We were laying in parallel beds in the same room. "Sean?" Dash asked as she saw the hole in my chest. "Hey, whats up 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash?" I asked. "I've got a few broken bones, and I need to wait for them to be better." She said. All I needed were stitches, but 의해 the time the axe got lodged into my body, I was losing so much blood that I passed out. "At least were here together." I said. "Yeah, we've gone through worse before." Dash replied. What we were really wondering however, was wether Disci was still around 또는 not. Both Discord, and Blaze were dead, but there could still be some guys out there in Disci. All we were wondering though, was wether we'd get out in time 또는 not.

The End
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Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a 팬 of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a 팬 of Harry Potter… the 책 anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great 책 that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, 당신 wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the author states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...
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Now, if 당신 know me, 당신 know that I watch Abridged series. One of my favorites would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made 의해 TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....
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Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit 팬 based parody. Sonic X is owned 의해 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did 당신 hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...
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Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There 당신 are, 당신 fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... 당신 hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill 당신 all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...
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JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally 로스트 his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...
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How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving 분 Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when 당신 write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at 의해 his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...
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(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making 당신 vomit, its making 당신 fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....
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Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And 의해 treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a 탄약통, 카트리지 lying on the 표, 테이블 written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, said Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...
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Yet another fanfic about a show I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A show in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at 인기 stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the show named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...
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What do 당신 get when 당신 take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... 당신 get Dipper Goes to 타코 Bell
You can tell just from 읽기 that 제목 that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off 의해 saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the show a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the show is, 또는 who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this show yet. Anyway, the fanfic...
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Video games have a huge variety of enemies. Some range from simple and weak, like Halo’s Grunts, some range from pretty hard but fun like the Black Knights from Dark Souls, and some are just fun to attack. But then… there are THOSE enemies. 당신 know the ones, the ones that seem to only exist just to piss the player off, due to how annoying they are. Yeah, those ones. So, today, I want to share with 당신 all the enemies from video games that brought me the worst kind of pain possible. First, some rules. Only from games that I have played, so no Falcons from Ninja Gaiden. Also, only one enemy...
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저기요 THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS SHOW NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS SHOW IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of 당신 with the flu who think 당신 got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
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Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, 당신 know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some 랜덤 Pokemon in the 잔디 또는 something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, 당신 looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at 당신 like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge 당신 to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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Komoli: Hey, 당신 want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as 당신 play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can 당신 help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need 당신 to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: 당신 can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than 당신 who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...
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