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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 13
The episode with a 제목 that was too long, and needed a shorter title.
October 10, 1952
It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.
Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now 당신 just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Pierce's engine was a 2-8-0, and he soon uncoupled it from the train.
Hawkeye: *Backs engine into facility*
Orion: *Enters Signalbox*
Red Rose: Orion, what are 당신 doing in here?
Orion: I just wanted to know what would happen to Hawkeye's engine.
Red Rose: I don't wanna tell you. After it happens, I'll let 당신 know.
Hawkeye: *gets engine into servicing facility*
Percy: Hello Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Hi Percy.
Percy: I'm going to take your engine from here.
Hawkeye: Alright. *Steps out of cab*
Percy: *Drives engine away*
After getting the engine into the yard, Pierce went to the station to wait for his 다음 assignment.
Pete: Hawkeye, I see 당신 finished your toughest task.
Hawkeye: Toughest task?
Pete: That engine 당신 were driving is going to be scrapped.
Hawkeye: Oooh.
Pete: You'll be alright about that, won't you?
Hawkeye: Eh, yeah. Sure. Just let me... GO ON A RAGE!!
Pete: Pierce?
Hawkeye: AAH!! *runs away*
Pete: This can't be good.
Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.
Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're 연기 like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine.
Gordon: Ha! It's about time. In your face asshole!!
Hawkeye: *jumps in truck*
Gordon: Hey, where do 당신 think you're going?
Hawkeye: *Drives away*
Gordon: Hey, 당신 nearly hit me!
Hawkeye: *drives onto road*
Back at the station, Pete was worried.
Gordon: *runs up to Pete* Hey, 당신 did a great thing, but Hawkeye is mad about it.
Pete: No shit. What has he done?
Gordon: So far, he 스톨, 훔친 a truck.
Pete: Are 당신 sure he 스톨, 훔친 it.
Gordon: Yeah, one of the windows were broken.
Pete: Well, we got to find him.
Gordon: But where is he?
Hawkeye didn't go far. He just got to a bank, and was withdrawing money from his account, and maybe 더 많이 money from others.
Hawkeye: *Puts money in truck*
Ponies in bank: Get back here with the money.
Hawkeye: No! *Drives away*
Bank worker: Yeah, he drove a yellow truck. I think it was stolen from the Union Pacific.
Police: What company made it?
Bank worker: I don't know, I think it was a Flam.
Hawkeye returned to the station.
Pete: What's all that?
Hawkeye: Money.
Pete: What for?
Hawkeye: It's for 당신 to keep, and we won't have to scrap anymore steam engines.
Pete: Yeah, that's not how it works.
Hawkeye: Alright then *takes money*
Pete: Where are 당신 going now?
Hawkeye: To a bar.
Pete: A bar? You've got work to do.
Hawkeye: No I don't. I quit.
After Pierce left, Pete was upset.
Pete: The best worker I ever had, just quit.
Snowflake: That's not good.
Coffee Creme: I'm going to miss him.
Pete: Yeah. Well, we have a train waiting for 당신 to take Coffee Creme. 당신 must go to Fort Worth Texas.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *goes to engine*
Snowflake: *Goes back to signalbox*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Coffee Creme: *Blows signal twice, then pulls lever* Ah! I've got wheel spin.
Pete: Stop your engine from slipping.
Coffee Creme: I don't know what to do! *pushes lever*
Pete: 당신 stopped the engine. Are 당신 sure 당신 know what you're doing?
Coffee Creme: No.
Pete: *Sighs* We need Hawkeye back now.
Coffee Creme: Well, where is he?
At the bar
Hawkeye: *drinking whiskey* Here's to the engine I was driving earlier. She hauled ass, and heavy loads. No diesel would be better then that engine.
Waiter: 저기요 man, 당신 seem depressed.
Hawkeye: Yeah. This steam engine I was driving got scrapped.
Waiter: Are 당신 a worker for the Union Pacific?
Hawkeye: I was. I quit after the engine was scrapped.
Waiter: That's a shame.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives at bar*
Stallions: Ooh, it's a mare.
Coffee Creme: Bonjour.
Stallions: And she's french. Why don't we go to my house, and do it?
Coffee Creme: No thanks.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme? Did 당신 come here to get drunk with me?
Coffee Creme: No, the complete opposite of that. We need 당신 back at the Union Pacific. I don't care if 당신 say no, you're coming with me.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: Wow, I didn't think you'd take it that easy. Let's get going then.
Hawkeye: But I'm drunk. How am I supposed to drive a train?
Coffee Creme: Leave it to me. *Slaps Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *becomes sober* Ok, that hurt, but at least it worked. Let's go. *runs out of bar*
The two ponies returned to the train station.
Hawkeye: I am sorry for quitting. I realize that 당신 have to do your job, just like how I'm going to do mine *gets in engine*
Pete: Glad to have 당신 back Hawkeye.
Coffee Creme: *gets in*
Hawkeye: Glad to be back sir. *blows whistle*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Pete: *Salutes Hawkeye*
The End
On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Something surprises Jeff.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 13
The episode with a 제목 that was too long, and needed a shorter title.
October 10, 1952
It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.
Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now 당신 just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Pierce's engine was a 2-8-0, and he soon uncoupled it from the train.
Hawkeye: *Backs engine into facility*
Orion: *Enters Signalbox*
Red Rose: Orion, what are 당신 doing in here?
Orion: I just wanted to know what would happen to Hawkeye's engine.
Red Rose: I don't wanna tell you. After it happens, I'll let 당신 know.
Hawkeye: *gets engine into servicing facility*
Percy: Hello Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Hi Percy.
Percy: I'm going to take your engine from here.
Hawkeye: Alright. *Steps out of cab*
Percy: *Drives engine away*
After getting the engine into the yard, Pierce went to the station to wait for his 다음 assignment.
Pete: Hawkeye, I see 당신 finished your toughest task.
Hawkeye: Toughest task?
Pete: That engine 당신 were driving is going to be scrapped.
Hawkeye: Oooh.
Pete: You'll be alright about that, won't you?
Hawkeye: Eh, yeah. Sure. Just let me... GO ON A RAGE!!
Pete: Pierce?
Hawkeye: AAH!! *runs away*
Pete: This can't be good.
Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.
Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're 연기 like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine.
Gordon: Ha! It's about time. In your face asshole!!
Hawkeye: *jumps in truck*
Gordon: Hey, where do 당신 think you're going?
Hawkeye: *Drives away*
Gordon: Hey, 당신 nearly hit me!
Hawkeye: *drives onto road*
Back at the station, Pete was worried.
Gordon: *runs up to Pete* Hey, 당신 did a great thing, but Hawkeye is mad about it.
Pete: No shit. What has he done?
Gordon: So far, he 스톨, 훔친 a truck.
Pete: Are 당신 sure he 스톨, 훔친 it.
Gordon: Yeah, one of the windows were broken.
Pete: Well, we got to find him.
Gordon: But where is he?
Hawkeye didn't go far. He just got to a bank, and was withdrawing money from his account, and maybe 더 많이 money from others.
Hawkeye: *Puts money in truck*
Ponies in bank: Get back here with the money.
Hawkeye: No! *Drives away*
Bank worker: Yeah, he drove a yellow truck. I think it was stolen from the Union Pacific.
Police: What company made it?
Bank worker: I don't know, I think it was a Flam.
Hawkeye returned to the station.
Pete: What's all that?
Hawkeye: Money.
Pete: What for?
Hawkeye: It's for 당신 to keep, and we won't have to scrap anymore steam engines.
Pete: Yeah, that's not how it works.
Hawkeye: Alright then *takes money*
Pete: Where are 당신 going now?
Hawkeye: To a bar.
Pete: A bar? You've got work to do.
Hawkeye: No I don't. I quit.
After Pierce left, Pete was upset.
Pete: The best worker I ever had, just quit.
Snowflake: That's not good.
Coffee Creme: I'm going to miss him.
Pete: Yeah. Well, we have a train waiting for 당신 to take Coffee Creme. 당신 must go to Fort Worth Texas.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *goes to engine*
Snowflake: *Goes back to signalbox*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Coffee Creme: *Blows signal twice, then pulls lever* Ah! I've got wheel spin.
Pete: Stop your engine from slipping.
Coffee Creme: I don't know what to do! *pushes lever*
Pete: 당신 stopped the engine. Are 당신 sure 당신 know what you're doing?
Coffee Creme: No.
Pete: *Sighs* We need Hawkeye back now.
Coffee Creme: Well, where is he?
At the bar
Hawkeye: *drinking whiskey* Here's to the engine I was driving earlier. She hauled ass, and heavy loads. No diesel would be better then that engine.
Waiter: 저기요 man, 당신 seem depressed.
Hawkeye: Yeah. This steam engine I was driving got scrapped.
Waiter: Are 당신 a worker for the Union Pacific?
Hawkeye: I was. I quit after the engine was scrapped.
Waiter: That's a shame.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives at bar*
Stallions: Ooh, it's a mare.
Coffee Creme: Bonjour.
Stallions: And she's french. Why don't we go to my house, and do it?
Coffee Creme: No thanks.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme? Did 당신 come here to get drunk with me?
Coffee Creme: No, the complete opposite of that. We need 당신 back at the Union Pacific. I don't care if 당신 say no, you're coming with me.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: Wow, I didn't think you'd take it that easy. Let's get going then.
Hawkeye: But I'm drunk. How am I supposed to drive a train?
Coffee Creme: Leave it to me. *Slaps Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *becomes sober* Ok, that hurt, but at least it worked. Let's go. *runs out of bar*
The two ponies returned to the train station.
Hawkeye: I am sorry for quitting. I realize that 당신 have to do your job, just like how I'm going to do mine *gets in engine*
Pete: Glad to have 당신 back Hawkeye.
Coffee Creme: *gets in*
Hawkeye: Glad to be back sir. *blows whistle*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Pete: *Salutes Hawkeye*
The End
On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Something surprises Jeff.
It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere 글쓰기 it the other way.
Joe: 당신 screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., 당신 said that several times now..
Joe: 당신 killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would 당신 want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are 당신 serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are 당신 braindead 또는 something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would 당신 want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE 당신 KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill 당신 straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the 요람, 크래들 and the silver spoon"
Joe: 당신 screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., 당신 said that several times now..
Joe: 당신 killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would 당신 want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are 당신 serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are 당신 braindead 또는 something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would 당신 want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE 당신 KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill 당신 straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the 요람, 크래들 and the silver spoon"