당신 know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a list of the 상단, 맨 위로 ten best. So, the rules for this list are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that said and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean… this piece of clothing a very revealing, don’t 당신 think? Oh well, Princess Daphne is a princess tuck in a bubble that awaits a knight (That knight being 단도, 더크 the Daring) to save her from the dragon so she could marry him. First off, how did she get kidnapped, and secondly, she’s in a bubble. Just pop the damn thing. So, 당신 may be thinking, if she is kinda useless, why is she on the list at all. And to you, I say Don Bluth. Yep, the same man that brought us Secret of Nimh and Land Before Time brought us incredibly revealing blonde useless princess. And if that reason isn’t good enough for 당신 people, than…. revealing dress for all the perverts out there. That’s it, that’s my reason. 다음 entry

#9: Princess Plump from Fat Princess



God, this game is so mean, that even the 제목 hates the princess. But for someone who eats so much cake, she probably doesn’t care anymore how fat she gets. Princess Plump is a princess who is always in need of getting back to her castle, and 당신 need to get her there. However, that’s easier said than done, as Princess Plump will always go out of her way to go and devour whatever cake she can find along the way. With each piece of cake she eats, she gets fatter and fatter, as well as heavier, making it slower for her to get back to her castle. And if 당신 think that’s bad, wait until 당신 have to fight off swarms of enemies badly wanting to steal her. It’s bad enough 당신 got to defend a walking piece of Inflation characters that looks like it was taken from DeviantArt, but now 당신 gotta fight off enemies. Oh well, at least she was okay in 플레이스테이션 All Stars…. I think… I don’t know, I never played it. Also, Princess Plump is voiced 의해 Tara Strong… Best damn character of all time instantly.

#8: Princess from Braid (SPOILERS)



Though she doesn’t have a name, she has a lot to do with the story. Throughout the game, 당신 are told that the Princess was taken 의해 an evil monster, and that Tim says that “he has done something terrible”, so, throughout the game, 당신 solve dozens of puzzles in hopes of saving the Princess. At the end of the game, 당신 finally do find the Princess, and 당신 follow her, who makes it seem as though 당신 are working with her to help solve puzzles and traps in order to escape. However, this entire scene was only played in reverse. When it goes 앞으로 in time, it shows the player that the entire time, the Princess was activating traps for Tim to stop him until she is saved from a knight, revealing that Tim was, in fact, the monster all along. That is some deep stuff. Then again, this is Braid we’re talking about

#7: Witch Princess from Harvest Moon



Goddamn it, it’s one of those tsundere princesses. Although she isn’t… AS BAD as some tsunderes, so there’s that. At the beginning of the game, the Witch Princess casts a spell on the Harvest Goddess, turning her into stone 의해 accident. Though she did, she still feels that it isn’t her fault. However, somehow, the protagonist of the game manages to get involved in her problems, and now has to help her fix it. Other than that, she will also gladly appreciate it if 당신 do minor things, as she is a mischievous and rude girl. She likes it when 당신 drop things on the ground, throw away food… give people poisonous mushrooms…. and kill your pets… Well, this got freaking dark. However, 당신 are also able to actually marry the Witch Princess like any other girl in this game…. just give her 10,000 gifts in total… I wish I was kidding

#6: Princess 복숭아 from Super Mario Bros.



Yes, I know she’s iconic and in the most 인기 video game franchise ever, but 인기 isn’t always good. Hitler’s popular, but is he good? No. (Did I really compare a 닌텐도 princess to a fascist dictator?) The reason she is not in the 상단, 맨 위로 five is because all she does in the main series is get kidnapped… Again…. and again…. and again…. and every single 일 until she dies. Occasionally she drives a car and knocks a 테니스 ball around… but that’s about it… UNTIL LATER! Soon, 복숭아 became very useful in games like Super Paper Mario, where she tried to intimidate Francis after he steal Tippi. And in her own spin-off game, Super Princess Peach, a game where both Mario and Luigi are kidnapped, 복숭아 goes to save them… with hormones. I could make a period joke, but that would be pushing the PG-13 limits. Princess Peach. Useless in the main series, but awesome in the spin-offs.

#5: Ashe from Final 판타지 XII



Oh boy, here we go with the controversy. Ashe was once a princess of Dalmasca, before she left after the ridicule she had received from the people. Now, she wishes to restore her family name for her people. Though not the best character in Final 판타지 XII, she is still tolerable. She is a fierce and proud young girl, loyal to her team. However, she still manages to be rather childish at times, as she does have some memories of her childhood. And unlike most royal members, she tries to avoid such things, as she believes that she will be corrupted 의해 such things and turn her away from her pure hearted self, which honestly makes her such a wonderful character. Yeah, I know, she is no Balthier, my personal 가장 좋아하는 FFXIII character, but, hey, at least she isn’t Vaan (Oh, damn. That was a worse burn than the Great 불, 화재 of Rome).

#4: Kitana from Mortal Kombat



Finally. A princess who can take care of herself. Kitana is over a 10,000 years old, but that is considered young in the realm of Edenia. I’d hate to see how many years 당신 have to be to be considered an old man. Anyway, she is the stepfather of Shao Kahn, who soon became her enemy, as she did what she could to save the realm of Edenia, even making a small army in Outworld. Oh, and she had some 사랑 interest with Liu Kang, I don’t know. I only saw that happen in Mortal Kombat 9, and I 질문 why a princess would 사랑 whiny Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat 9. Kitana usually fights with battle fans, which are covered with blades she uses 의해 either swinging, throwing, 또는 creating gusts of winds to immobilize her enemies, just to name a few tactics. Also, she was used to created Melinna, which is known for those… goddamn terrifying pair of teeth. And this is why we never make clones of any character. Because 당신 make…. THAT!

#3: Sun Lian from Jade Empire (SPOILERS)



Oh, another princess who can take care of herself. We’re on a role. Sun Lian is not like your typical princess (Obviously). She is actually Silk Fox, the woman in the black vail 당신 met before in the game. Silk 여우 is seen as a mysterious young and beautiful woman who seems to be able to fight as good as 당신 do, and nearly does try to kill 당신 after she mistakes 당신 for an attack on your 집 town. After 당신 beat her, she does apologize and does what she can to help you, 의해 helping 당신 find Master Li, and get 당신 a flyer to get across the world easier. She is also one of the best fighters in the game, allowing for a lot of perfect combos and help in battles. And the craziest part is that 당신 can actually 날짜 her. In this game, as a guy, 당신 can 날짜 two girls. Your childhood friend, Dawn Star, 또는 Sun Lian. Or, if you're a real pervert, 당신 can have, as the Wiki describes, a menage a trois… I wish I made that up. That’s actually in the game

#2: Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda



당신 all knew she’d be on this list. 당신 all knew that this is my 가장 좋아하는 franchise. Zelda is easily the best 닌텐도 princess. Better than anything Mario can produce. Zelda is a peaceful and pure hearted princess, who believes in the protection and care for Hyrule and it’s people, which is easier said than done, seeing as how it is the 집 to evil green skinned wizards, evil masks, a giant sea monster, a masked… thing, and a black guy with flaming hair. She is also able to take care of herself 더 많이 than any 닌텐도 princess can. She can either be a ninja named Sheik who can teach Link different songs and hide from Ganondorf for seven years, 또는 she can be a young pirate captain who bosses around men double her size. She can be giant knight who fights foes for Link, 또는 just be herself and kick 나귀, 엉덩이 that way. It doesn’t matter which version of Zelda it is. She is amazing in any version

#1: Princess Nadia/Marle from Chrono Trigger (SPOILERS)



If I couldn’t choose Zelda, than I would just have to choose someone who was just as awesome, if not even 더 많이 awesome. Princess Nadia goes 의해 the name Marle in order to hide her true name from everyone so she can just be a normal girl living her usual life. As a princess, her mother died when she was a little girl, and her father had become much 더 많이 쓴, 쓰라린 since her death. This soon sparked some problems between Marle and her father, soon leading to the King rejecting her as his daughter and Marle down right despising him, which this is only shown in Marle’s side quest. Though Marle may have problems with her father, she still believes in helping him, and trying to make him happy again. And not only is she helpful towards her father, she is a really good party member to have. Sure, her physical attacks aren’t too good, but her magic attacks are incredible, and her healing is definitely nothing to scoff at either. And I easily prefer Marle’s side mission over anyone else's. Yes, moreover Robo’s, moreover Magus’s, moreover the damn tree, which I thought was the best until I played through this one. It is just that incredible, and so is Marle.

Well, there 당신 have it. Did 당신 enjoy the list? Tell me what 당신 thought of it. With that said, I will see 당신 all 다음 time.