Wind: *Sighs* Where the hell am I? How did I even get here? Man I hate my life.... Well, at the very least I have this map.

*Map Blows Away*

Wind: GODDAMMIT! I guess I'm 로스트 now, FANFREAKINGTASTIC.

Wind: Wait a minute.... What's happening? I feel...... Strange........ *FLASH*

Deathding/Jared: *Typing Article* Alright Wikipedia, I'm almost done working on that new map! 당신 promise not to lose it this time? 당신 know what happens when we lose the map......

Wikipedia: I PROMISE Jared! I shall never let it out of my sights ever agai-Wait a minute..... WIND!? How in the bloody blazing hell did 당신 get here?

Wind: So this is what happens when 당신 lose a map, 당신 십자가, 크로스 dimensions into another reviewer's room. Welp, if 당신 need me I'll be slaughtering bad fan-fictions.

Jared: 저기요 Wind, wait! I was thinking 당신 and I could do a series together, 당신 know? Like one on-

Wind: NEVER. I'm a solo person, it's not my forte. I let that one collab slide, but not this time. Now if you'll excuse me, I things to do.

Wikipedia: Good luck finding your way back home! XDDDD :D LOL OMG BRNED

Wind: *Chops Wikipedia In Half* Aw man, I guess I have to stay here. Well, since I obviously have nothing better to goddamn do, I might as well help 당신 with your article.

Jared: Uh, sure! Great! Haha...... (Is Wikipedia okay? o___O)

Wikipedia: I'M FINE....... OH GOD THIS PAIN IN MY RIBS I TAKE THAT BACK I AM CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING FINE OH SWEET 예수님 CHRIST.

Jared: ANYWAYS, I think you'll like it! It's about how stupid people can be nowadays, what they do, and us poking fun at them. Wanna give it a shot?

Wind: I'm in as long as I get to harshly insult someone, hehe. Let's get this show on the road.

Jared and Wind: Welcome to People These Days. Where we bash society like the goddamned plague.

Today's Opening: link

Part 1: Posts

"Just mailed my goldfish to Cash For Gold. Gonna wait a week to see how much I earn!"

Wind: The only thing you're gonna earn is the chance to get a felony for animal cruelty.

"Got a new number! :) Text me for the number!"

Jared: Now I could make my usual joke "I like apples because apples are tasty" to syndicate that saying the same thing consecutively just sounds stupid, but I honestly have a feeling this person doesn't have the slightest idea how phones work.

"Saw sum litle 12year old 읽기 in the| 도서관, 라이브러리 today,, ... lol, dum bitch, why read when theres partyss to go to?"

Wind: I 사랑 how 당신 can't even spell parties, which happens to be the ONE thing 당신 seem to care about. And yet, this twelve 년 old, who probably has many living brain cells compared to you, is the stupid bitch.

"It's a good thing 할로윈 didn't fall on the 13th this 년 cuz that would be really scary! :\"

Jared: A FUCKING PLUS FOR KNOWING YOUR HOLIDAY DATES! :D

Part 2: Memes

"Y U No?"

Jared: Y U No SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP!? Heck, 당신 make SCRAPPY-DOO SOUND PLAUSIBLE!

"Kim Kardashian Breaks the Internet"

Wind: The only thing that's breaking here is my sanity. Ever so slowly...

"One Does Not Simply"

Jared: One does not simply make 당신 SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP! My god, did Squidward teach 당신 NOTHING when he said "Shut your half-wit pieholes!"?

"Prepare Yourself"

Wind: Yeah, I've been TRYING to.

Part 3: Yahoo Questions

"How do I successfully become a Justin Beiber fan?"

Jared: Best answer? 당신 don't.

"What is the meaning of procrastination?"

Wind: I could tell you, but I don't feel like it. I'll tell 당신 later.....

"Can 당신 get pregnant from watching a Health-Class video?"



"Why are deep fried 물고기 so ugly?"

Wind: Hey, they don't think too fondly of 당신 either.

Part 4: 구글 Searches

"How To Get Away With Murder"

Jared: I think the better statement would be "How to get rid of you".

"Lack 토스트 and tolerate"

Wind: Never before have I wanted to kill myself 더 많이 than I do right now.

"What would happen if I ate myself?"

Jared: World peace.

"Why can I feel my own heart?"

Wind: Did 당신 perform some sort of Mortal Kombat Kano chest excavating 또는 something?

Finale: Trends

"Reality Shows"

Jared: They were funny at first as we've seen with shows like Alf and Friends, but now everyone's just trying to sound raunchy 의해 talking about sex. I recommend these people quit the reality TV shows and ACTUALLY LIVE in reality.

"Selfies"

Wind: Oh yes, because I'd 사랑 to see your face again for the two-billionth time 페이스북 friend who I may 또는 may not forget about completely after high school.

"ALS Ice Bucket Challenge"

Jared: I know it's for a good cause, but couldn't they figure out some other fucking way to do this instead of pouring presumably freezing cold water all over our bodies? SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA TO ME.

11/10 PURE GENIUS! =D -IGN

"Feat."

Wind: 예수님 Christ, if you're not gonna make a song on your own and still take all credit and awards without acknowledging that the other person helped 당신 with it, then at least spell "featuring" without shortening it.

"Twerking"

Jared: I like 당신 and your stupid song Sir Mixalot, but WHAT THE FUCK have 당신 started? o____O

"Dead People Jokes"

Wind: If I were God, I'd recreate the flood just for this one.

(End.)

Jared: Well, that was fun! :D Wouldn't 당신 agree Wind?

Wind: It felt like the devil drilled a hole in my skull and proceeded to have sex with it.

Jared: ...........Well, since we're done, 당신 can go 집 now!

Wind: Not really. I'm kinda homeless.

Wikipedia: I'll help 당신 get back! :D All I gotta do is push this button an-

Jared and Wind: NOOOOOOOO *EXPLOSION*

Jared: This reminds me of The Familiar Of Zero. XD All the explosions, 당신 know?

Wind: Just shut up and make me a new map before I slit your throat and serve it on a silver platter.

Jared: YES SIR! :\ (Well, at least Wikipedia didn't push the blue button, that would've been TERRIBLE. XD)

Wikipedia: Hey, I wonder what this button does! =)

*Pushes Button*





(Thanks so much for 읽기 me and Windwakerguy430's new 기사 series! We worked so hard on it for so long, so we hope 당신 enjoyed it! Don't forget to click the "I'm a Fan!" button above if 당신 liked this!)

(We'll see 당신 guys in People These Days 다음 time whenever we rebuild my entire house. XD)

(Intro done by: Jared Potts/Deathding. Outro done by: Both Jared/Deathding and Windwakerguy430. Concept and creation by: Jared/Deathding. Special thanks to windwakerguy430 for collaborating with me.)

(Next episode will be uploaded 의해 Windwakerguy430.)