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There are a lot of 영화 out there. And a lot of 영화 have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from 영화 that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have a terrible ending. And finally, and this is very obvious, this list contains MAJOR spoilers, so read at your own risk. With that said, let’s start the list.

#10: War of the World’s - So, there is a reason this is regarded as one of Stephan Spielberg's lesser appreciated films. That is because the ending was so stupid, it hurts. Spielberg wanted to make the movie as close to the book as possible. However, there are somethings that one can look at and say, “Hey! That’s pretty fucking stupid. We should change that”. But no, instead we got the book ending. Sure, it was true to the book the film was based on, but that doesn’t mean it was good. So, as the technologically advanced aliens begin to wipe out the human race, they are finally stopped. What is it that kills the aliens? The Earth’s diseases. Yeah, these aliens who were immune to all of Earth’s weapons were killed 의해 the fucking flu. And people wonder why this isn’t as loved as other Spielberg movies.

#9: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Now, 당신 know your movie is so pathetic, that it has less character death than the animated movie. So, what happens in the ending is that Sam is nearly killed. However, as much as we all would 사랑 to see this annoying asshat met his demise, he is revived 의해 plot convenience. Then, after that, Optimus Prime is killed. However, the movie then says that he can be revived when he is given new parts. So, once he does, Optimus Prime is brought back to life. This movie is just way too afraid to kill off any characters. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem if this PG-13 movie had less death than the 1980’s movie, which had major characters being killed off, and that was a goddamn kids movie.

#8: The Forgotten - So, this was a movie that actually had a pretty cool idea. It is about a mother who 로스트 her eight-year-old son in an accident. However, she is told 의해 everyone around her that she never had a son, and she is trying to figure out why no one other than her can remember her son. This was a pretty cool idea… And it was also an idea that was ruined due to its terrible ending. At the end of the movie, we find out what caused all of this to happen. What happened was that all of this was an experiment done…. 의해 aliens… That was the big plot twist. 당신 know, it takes bad 글쓰기 to make a bad ending. But, at least we know 당신 tried. But when the plot twist is aliens, and the movie had nothing to do with aliens up until that point, then it shows that 당신 are just a lazy writer who didn’t even try with the plot, and 당신 expect to have respect, when, after that shit 당신 pulled, 당신 don’t deserve any.

#7: The Happening - There is one name in the movie business that strikes fear into moviegoers everywhere. That name is M. Night Shyamalan. Known as the director who not only fell from grace, but plummeted from it. And The Happening is one of the many examples to prove it. The movie has many people dying from unknown reasons around the world, and tensions grow as people try to find out what it is. And, at the end of the movie, we find out that the cause for all these deaths are…. plants…. Yeah, the cause for all these deaths are just plants. Why did plants gain the need to go and murder humans? I don’t know. They just thought it was a good idea, unlike this ending.

#6: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - I wanted to like this movie. As a die hard Indiana Jones fan, I wanted to like this movie, but it’s ending sucked so bad that I couldn’t. Instead of giving us a thrilling and exciting adventure, we got the same problem that The Forgotten faced. In the end, after they finally reached the temple, instead of giving us a satisfying conclusion, what we got was aliens that could melt the faces of people and hide UFO’s inside Aztec temples. I could handle Jones surviving a nuclear test in a fridge, and I could handle Shia LaBeouf's terrible character, but this ending is something that I can not accept. This ending sucked, and was the biggest disappointment in the Indiana Jones series.

#5: Signs - Oh god. Two M. Night Shyamalan films are on this list. This time, it is a movie about aliens trying to take over the earth. What is it with bad endings in 영화 that involve aliens one way 또는 another. Anyway, this ending is a lot like War of the World’s, only worse. It is shown that nothing can stop the aliens, until one has a glass of water spilled on it, which kills it. So, yeah, the aliens weakness is water. And yet, they thought it was a brilliant idea to invade a planet that if 75% water. At least with the War of the World’s aliens, they didn’t know what to expect. But with the Signs aliens, the water can be seen from fucking space. It just goes to show that aliens are not as smart as we think they are.

#4: Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 - Hey, let’s piss off the 팬 (Yeah, believe it 또는 not, this movie actually has fans), while boring the general audience. So, in the end of this movie, we were given a war between 뱀파이어 and werewolves. And here, we got to see the deaths of all the main characters. It’s almost as if all my prayers were answered. I could have easily made this my vote for best movie ending ever if it wasn’t for the fact that this wasn’t the ending. No, instead, all of that fighting and all of the major characters dying was just a vision as to what WOULD happen if they actually fought. Apparently, they probably didn’t know people died in war (And god, I REALLY hope that isn’t what they were thinking) Because both sides surrender before the war starts and the movie ends. Yes, 당신 just wasted twenty 분 of your life for a fight scene that never actually happened. Then again, 당신 payed money to watch Twilight. Of course you're wasting your time with this crap.

#3: I Am Legend - What’s better than having a brilliant ending. Saying fuck 당신 and replacing it. If 당신 remember my 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Overrated 영화 list, then 당신 already know that I hated I Am Legends ending, and for good reason. In the deleted scenes on the DVD, we see that the alternate ending was that the creatures that we’ve seen in the movie were actually very intelligent and caring, and wanted one of the creatures that were being tested on. So, the protagonist gives the creature back and they all go their separate ways. A pretty good ending… instead, what we get is a cliched “Hero sacrifice” ending so the main character can save these two bland characters that came out of the blue that no one would mind if they died. Seriously, WHY MAKE THIS THE ACTUAL ENDING!?

#2: Remember Me - Now, how is this ending bad… Well, for starters, the movie has Robert Pattinson in it, the same guy who was in Twilight. So, 당신 already know the ending is going to suck. So, anyway, the movie is supposed to be a tragic 사랑 story about a man who dies, leaving behind his girlfriend. So, what do they decide to be the cause of his death? Are 당신 ready for it. He dies in the 9/11 attack…. Let me repeat that. This 랜덤 guy, who was dating some 랜덤 girl, just happened to be at the World Trade Center at the same time the 9/11 attack occurred. It is never explained why he was there, but they just decided to have him there so he can die. Why was he at the 9/11 attack. Why not a car accident 또는 a disease 또는 something. Your ending wouldn’t be much better, but at least 당신 wouldn’t be insulting Americans at the same time.

#1: The Devil Inside - What is worse than having a god awful ending? Not even having an ending. That is the best way to describe the ending to The Devil Inside. Or, as I like to call it, The Exorcist: Shit Edition. Anyway, this girl is possessed 의해 the devil, and the only thing they can do is, no, they don’t call a priest, they take her to a hospital. So, while she is freaking out in a way that wouldn’t be acceptable at a rave party, the devil ends up possessing the driver, who then drives right into a truck… and that’s it. I’m not kidding. That is where the movie ends. It just stops. 당신 know, there is a thing called being bad. Then there is a thing called being lazy. This is beyond lazy. This is not even bothering to take the time to try. With a bad ending, it sucks, but at least the team TRIED to make something out of it. With a lazy ending, they weren’t enjoying it, but at least they eventually got a conclusion to it. With The Devil Inside, they didn’t even get to the ending. They just got bored, took what they had, and put it in theaters. Easily one of the worst horror 영화 I’ve ever seen, and no doubt the worst movie ending ever.

So, there 당신 have it. Did 당신 enjoy the list. Tell me what 당신 thought of it below. With that, I will see 당신 all 다음 time.
Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he said "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
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당신 died…. What else do 당신 want. 당신 just died… Okay, fine. 당신 then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, 당신 came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And 당신 said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And 당신 just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. 당신 got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated 당신 from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
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Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When 당신 been a "stripper" as long as I have 당신 know when 당신 met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out 의해 연기 like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: 의해 Morgan, hope 당신 never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Detective Smith: The 런던 Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM 런던 Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a 상단, 맨 위로 hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Now, I 사랑 Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, 또는 God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the 다음 life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I 사랑 Resident Evil. I 사랑 them almost all of them. I 사랑 the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with 당신 all the monsters...
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당신 know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a list of the 상단, 맨 위로 ten best. So, the rules for this list are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that said and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Hey, everyone. windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Hated Characters in 만화 and my 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Hated Characters in 아니메 lists, I noticed that there are a LOT 더 많이 hated characters in 만화 and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little 아니메 characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own 프렌즈 home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old 팬 are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as 당신 can see, this game...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a 아기 toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did 검색 up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town 당신 want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the 상단, 맨 위로 ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the 상단, 맨 위로 ten so easily. Most of my 상단, 맨 위로 ten 가장 좋아하는 games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the list and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a 더 많이 niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, 또는 Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, 또는 a blue little 암캐, 암 캐 who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the 토론 once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! 당신 wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of 당신 know Sega? Okay, now how many of 당신 know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of 당신 actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good 질문 because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can 당신 lose your virginity if 당신 fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what 당신 learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But 의해 that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel 또는 a crying smiley face”
Oh 당신 innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can 당신 actually lose weight 의해 rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I 사랑 horror movies. Their easily my 가장 좋아하는 genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the 영화 that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror 영화 I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only 영화 that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, 또는 Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm 거리 - Now, before 당신 all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm 거리 was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a 크리피파스타 about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare 당신 all for the stupidest thing 당신 will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. 당신 know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. 철권 is my 가장 좋아하는 fighting game franchise ever. I 사랑 playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for 철권 7, and I can safely say that my 가장 좋아하는 so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was 철권 Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, 또는 the 철권 tournament, hosted 의해 the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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