So, I have been on the internet for a LONG time, and, its no secret that the internet is a weird place. I mean, it has some weird stuff in it. It ranges to those god awful fanfics, to those weird bloated fetish pictures on DeviantArt, to Rule 34- NO, we’re not talking about that again. But, what’s REAL weird is the fact that people actually dedicate their time and even money to make full websites dedicated to these sort of things. So, I want to share with 당신 some of the strange websites that are out there. Now, I am going to talk about STRANGE websites. Not those putrid disgusting ones that make me vomit. Rule 34, Tumblr, and 4Chan, I’m looking directly at you.
Death 날짜 - Now, this is actually kinda creepy. This website asks for your birthdate, your age, your…. weight? Just roll with it. And once you’ve entered all that, the website will then tell 당신 the exact 날짜 당신 will die on. Not only that, but it will actually show 당신 a timer for how much 초 of life 당신 have left. It’s pretty damn creepy if 당신 ask me, but, its kinda worth checking out. But, only if you’re curious.
Plane Crash Recordings - This…… This is a website. Someone actually put time into making a website dedicated to posting the recordings of a persons last 초 while a plane was going down. I don’t know how sadistic 당신 have to be to get to that level to actually post a dead person’s last words all over the internet for everyone to see. There is so much wrong with this website that it is just to hard to count. If 당신 want to see it, go right ahead.
Staggering Beauty - Now, this website is…. hard to describe. I mean, its so simple, yet, there isn’t much to say. 당신 just 옮기기 the 쥐, 마우스 around the browser, and when 당신 do, this black blob follows the cursor. However, once 당신 do this, the screen will tell 당신 to Shake Rapidly. When 당신 do shake the 쥐, 마우스 rapidly, 당신 will be greeted with a loud blaring sound, as well as a million 색깔 flashing per second. In other words, 당신 should NOT look up this website if 당신 are epileptic 또는 experience seizures. That is a must on this website.
Divine Intervention - Words… can not even explain this website. I will just say this… This is an online sex shop… with all the toys representing characters from the Bible…. A sex shop… with the characters of the Bible… as sex toys…. 당신 can’t make this shit up. I’m not kidding, 당신 can actually buy a dildo that looks just like Noah for ten dollars… why 당신 would, I have no idea.
Maze Game - Now, everyone and their teenage mothers have played 또는 at least heard of this game at one point in their lives. The Maze Game is a game where 당신 control a cube with the 쥐, 마우스 and guide it through three different mazes without touching the walls. And, trust me, its easier said then done. So, after three levels of this shit, what do 당신 get. The jump scare that started the whole, “Oh, yeah, jump scares are where the fucking moneys at”. Yeah, I don’t really like this website. Not for the jump scare, but because it is annoying to get to it and started the whole jump scare craze. But, if 당신 want to look it up, I ain’t stopping you.
Rate My Poo - ….The 제목 says it all. People take pictures of there shit, post it online, and people rate it. Yeah, its good to look at… if 당신 want to add vomit to the shit. I mean my fucking god, what were they thinking with that idea… Oh, right. They weren’t.
Skyway Bridge Jump - Now, this is a lot like the Plane Crash Recordings, because, here, 당신 can actually see the estimated number of people who jump off Skyway Bridge in Florida, and kill themselves… Yeah, I think I’ve said enough.
Simulation Argument - This whole website is just a bunch of conspiracy theorists saying we live in a simulation… What, like the Matrix? Okay, then, where’s the people in leather, agents, a bullet dodging. Okay, I know some people may think this, but, I am not a 팬 of theories, so, I do not think this is true. But, 당신 can check out this website if 당신 like.
Time Cube - Now, this is a strange riddle. Hell, I can’t even think of how it works. But, all I can say is that, for ANYONE who can answer it, will be given a ten thousand dollar reward 의해 the creator of Time Cube. Think 당신 can solve it?
Birth And Death - Now, this website is real creepy. This whole website shows 당신 in actual time all the people around the world who die and are born each minute. It’s pretty creepy. This website doesn’t even take a break to show 당신 how fast people die 또는 are born. It’s pretty scary, but, also worth a visit.
So, there 당신 go. Those are just some of the strange websites that exist out there. Some of them good. Some bad. And some just… well, like I said before, weird. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
Death 날짜 - Now, this is actually kinda creepy. This website asks for your birthdate, your age, your…. weight? Just roll with it. And once you’ve entered all that, the website will then tell 당신 the exact 날짜 당신 will die on. Not only that, but it will actually show 당신 a timer for how much 초 of life 당신 have left. It’s pretty damn creepy if 당신 ask me, but, its kinda worth checking out. But, only if you’re curious.
Plane Crash Recordings - This…… This is a website. Someone actually put time into making a website dedicated to posting the recordings of a persons last 초 while a plane was going down. I don’t know how sadistic 당신 have to be to get to that level to actually post a dead person’s last words all over the internet for everyone to see. There is so much wrong with this website that it is just to hard to count. If 당신 want to see it, go right ahead.
Staggering Beauty - Now, this website is…. hard to describe. I mean, its so simple, yet, there isn’t much to say. 당신 just 옮기기 the 쥐, 마우스 around the browser, and when 당신 do, this black blob follows the cursor. However, once 당신 do this, the screen will tell 당신 to Shake Rapidly. When 당신 do shake the 쥐, 마우스 rapidly, 당신 will be greeted with a loud blaring sound, as well as a million 색깔 flashing per second. In other words, 당신 should NOT look up this website if 당신 are epileptic 또는 experience seizures. That is a must on this website.
Divine Intervention - Words… can not even explain this website. I will just say this… This is an online sex shop… with all the toys representing characters from the Bible…. A sex shop… with the characters of the Bible… as sex toys…. 당신 can’t make this shit up. I’m not kidding, 당신 can actually buy a dildo that looks just like Noah for ten dollars… why 당신 would, I have no idea.
Maze Game - Now, everyone and their teenage mothers have played 또는 at least heard of this game at one point in their lives. The Maze Game is a game where 당신 control a cube with the 쥐, 마우스 and guide it through three different mazes without touching the walls. And, trust me, its easier said then done. So, after three levels of this shit, what do 당신 get. The jump scare that started the whole, “Oh, yeah, jump scares are where the fucking moneys at”. Yeah, I don’t really like this website. Not for the jump scare, but because it is annoying to get to it and started the whole jump scare craze. But, if 당신 want to look it up, I ain’t stopping you.
Rate My Poo - ….The 제목 says it all. People take pictures of there shit, post it online, and people rate it. Yeah, its good to look at… if 당신 want to add vomit to the shit. I mean my fucking god, what were they thinking with that idea… Oh, right. They weren’t.
Skyway Bridge Jump - Now, this is a lot like the Plane Crash Recordings, because, here, 당신 can actually see the estimated number of people who jump off Skyway Bridge in Florida, and kill themselves… Yeah, I think I’ve said enough.
Simulation Argument - This whole website is just a bunch of conspiracy theorists saying we live in a simulation… What, like the Matrix? Okay, then, where’s the people in leather, agents, a bullet dodging. Okay, I know some people may think this, but, I am not a 팬 of theories, so, I do not think this is true. But, 당신 can check out this website if 당신 like.
Time Cube - Now, this is a strange riddle. Hell, I can’t even think of how it works. But, all I can say is that, for ANYONE who can answer it, will be given a ten thousand dollar reward 의해 the creator of Time Cube. Think 당신 can solve it?
Birth And Death - Now, this website is real creepy. This whole website shows 당신 in actual time all the people around the world who die and are born each minute. It’s pretty creepy. This website doesn’t even take a break to show 당신 how fast people die 또는 are born. It’s pretty scary, but, also worth a visit.
So, there 당신 go. Those are just some of the strange websites that exist out there. Some of them good. Some bad. And some just… well, like I said before, weird. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.