Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? 당신 mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, 저기요 Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... 저기요 Orca.
Orca: So, 당신 want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for 당신 to teach me a new 옮기기 so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's 팬티, 속옷 says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few 분 of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are 당신 ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new 옮기기 is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if 당신 were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do 당신 feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a 옮기기 that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a 샤워 in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time 당신 did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? 당신 mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, 저기요 Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... 저기요 Orca.
Orca: So, 당신 want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for 당신 to teach me a new 옮기기 so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's 팬티, 속옷 says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few 분 of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are 당신 ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new 옮기기 is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if 당신 were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do 당신 feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a 옮기기 that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a 샤워 in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time 당신 did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED