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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as 슈렉 is Love, 슈렉 is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something 당신 want to see. Unless 당신 are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old....... Boy? Girl? The story didn't really make that clear. Doesn't really matter, because their both nine. Don't know what I'm talking about? Trust me, you, sadly, will in a moment. So, this kid loves Shrek. Well, yeah, the 영화 were good, but this kid actually LOVES Shrek. Hell, he/she treats him like a goddamn religion. So, his/her father calls him/her a homo, because he/she likes 슈렉 and hits him/her for it. Okay, I can understand its odd for a parent to see their child do this, but, 당신 shouldn't judge your own kids for it. But, thats the least of this stories problems. If any of 당신 want to turn back, nows the time.
Anyway, as the kid goes to bed, Shrek, a fictional character, let me remind you, comes to the kids room, and then, he puts the kid on his/her hands and knees. And, yes, it is going in that direction, 슈렉 then rapes him/her. Though, if they are enjoying it, does it count as rape. Honestly, that doesn't matter. This story is saying that 슈렉 is raping a nine-year-old kid. Yes, that is the story, and yes, it's bad. And after that garbage, the father walks in to see 슈렉 raping his son/daughter and 슈렉 says "It's all ogre now", pathetic joke there, and then, we get the godawful quote 슈렉 is Love, 슈렉 is Life. Yeah, tell that to the countless people who no doubt vomited as they read this garbage. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Well... I can't believe its here. I said I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give 당신 the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this 일 and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. 디즈니 has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell 당신 the other show when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......
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Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest 당신 try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So 당신 witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could 당신 tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...
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I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, 랜덤 prisoners,...
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Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they 옮기기 forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: Really? You've done it again!!! Whatever, let's just get the back to back episodes started.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*...
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On January 1st, 1987, the world was graced with the first edition of the Japanese manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood. 30 years later, in 2017, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is still going strong. In fact, it’s even stronger today than it has ever been, and I am happy for that. So, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, I am going to make the 월 of January an event known only as Jojo-nuary, where I will be making many lists associated with Jojo. And to start this event off, I am going to introduce 당신 all to the ranking of Stands from the fifth edition...
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Well, everyone, it seems that Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable is coming to a close soon, with the last few episodes just left before the series finale. All that’s left is to wait for Bites the Dust, and hopefully a Vento Aureo 아니메 in the coming future. So, before we all say goodbye to Diamond is Unbreakable forever, I want us to take a look at the multiple enemy Stands that appeared in the series. Unlike Stardust Crusaders, the Stands in this part were a little 더 많이 creative. Not as impressive in some skills and strategies, but still pretty creative. Not to mention, the...
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The Gamecube was such a criminally underrated console, with so many beloved games that are still appreciated to this day. So, with the Gamecube always being a 가장 좋아하는 console of mine, I decided to do a list on what I think are the best games on the system. Now, I am not going to include any of the games from my 상단, 맨 위로 ten list, so no Resident Evil 4 또는 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, because those two games would obviously make the list, and for good reason. Also, these are all games that only I have played. So, no F Zero GX 또는 Baten Kaitos. Also, these games have to be Gamecube exclusives. It can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting 동물 to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain 조랑말 that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did 당신 find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he 스톨, 훔친 a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...
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Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make 당신 just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the 상단, 맨 위로 ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin

 Goomba
Goomba


#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....
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일본 makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. 당신 play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as 당신 look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if 당신 look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a 망가 with a 제목 so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if 당신 don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
“Tiger… Hey, Tiger”
Tiger groaned as he stirred himself awake, inhaling through his nostrils as his eyes slowly opened, looking up at the bright sky and the moving clouds. Looking down at him, a young woman with red hair that stopped at her neck looked down with a grin, light freckles on her face, wearing a yellow style woman’s dress with brown boots. She graced Tiger with a chuckle as she joked, “Didn’t 당신 just get some sleep?”
“Well when you’re on the road for as long as we are, 당신 gotta get all the sleep 당신 can before another job.” Tiger answered as he sat up.
Along with...
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Have 당신 ever heard of the legendary 라면 Noodle truck? The only way to get a taste is to catch up with it. Enter 다음 A-Class, a surprisingly flashy and fun little time considering it is literally a six-minute Japanese car advertisement made in 2012. Despite how short it is, however, the adrenaline rush you'll get watching this 아니메 short is nothing short of thrilling.

By and large the best part of this short is the animation. You'd think it wouldn't have much effort put into it, but 의해 lord Frith himself, is this a damn good looking Original Net Animation. The amount of detail and effort...
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So he’s an odd thing to just say out of the blue. Silent 언덕, 힐 2, in regards to writing, is a far better game than Resident Evil 4. In almost every single way, Silent 언덕, 힐 2 is the superior horror game. But, on a gameplay perspective, on a replayable perspective, Resident Evil 4 is the better game. And it is a game I remember playing when I was a little kid, and found far less scary than the Remake, so I was able to enjoy it far 더 많이 at that age. So let’s talk about it, shall we?
Resident Evil 4 followed Leon S. Kennedy, a strapping young man who has gotten his first job as the president’s...
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Okay…. This is the first Legend of Zelda entry on the list… and hoo boy, I think I already pissed some people off with this decision already.
Legend of Zelda follows the story of Link and his companion Navi as they travel across the land of Hyrule, saving the Sages and trying to stop Ganondorf from taking over Hyrule.. Yeah, get used to hearing that story 설명 of other Zelda games. This was considered to be THE Zelda game back in the day, the one that everyone needed to play and is thought to be the greatest video game of all time. And while I don’t personally agree with that,...
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Even if 당신 don't like the movie, you're sure to enjoy a few songs from it's soundtrack.
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down 다음 to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I 연기 surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's 옮기기 on to the characters. The first...
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(Please be advised that there's some 더 많이 mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to 사랑 about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why 당신 may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...
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