windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring
Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers; this game doesn't have a story so much as sectioned-off setpieces. You're the Hero of Albion, trying to dethrone your brother while also fending off an invasion 의해 Gak and an Aliens ripoff and his translucent grayish-blackish army. Still following me? No? Didn't expect 당신 to. I've played Need For Speed: Most Wanted... THE MOST RECENT ONE... and it had 더 많이 of a story than Fable 3 duct-taped together. And NFS:MW basically had 당신 get points to rise up he leaderboards so 당신 could challenge other cars, win them and crash 700 times before the 다음 one. Something is fucking wrong here, Lionhead Studios.
Rating: 1/100
windwakerguy430 - Another thing is the fighting is total bullshit. In this game, your melee weapons barely hit anything. Most of the time, enemies are blocking your goddamn attacks whenever 당신 use melee combats. This is one of the things that made the game too easy, That too. The game is too goddamn easy. This is why I prefer older Fable games. They actually had 당신 buy potions so 당신 won't die. In this game, I didn't die once. And there is no health bar. Just this red screened Call of Duty bullshit. What the fuck. Is this what 당신 want your fucking game to be like. THIS!!! ARE 당신 FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Button Mash - -Gameplay-
Wind, I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with you. I had little trouble killing bitches with melee attacks. Maybe it's because I got the timing down between when they'd telegraph their attack and my melee attack to where I could be nigh unblockable. But everything else... let's just say the mortar mimigame is the only fun thing left. The whole Guild 봉인, 인감 system is bullshit; give me back my XP from the 로스트 Chapters. Fuck the Sanctuary for everything... but health regeneration. For some odd reason, 당신 heal up somewhat if 당신 오리 in here. But free health does not a shitty game save. Still slapdashed together for me.
Rating: 33/100
windwakerguy430 - Also, I'm sure we both got real tired of the 로딩 screens. They were also a problem in past Fable games too, but here, dear god, they load for an eternity. 로딩 screen when 당신 go to the Road to Rule, 로딩 screen when 당신 fast travel, 로딩 screen when 당신 go to a different region, 로딩 screen after a cut scene, 로딩 screen before a cut scene, 로딩 SCREENS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE
Button Mash - -Graphics-
The only good thing about this game... back when it released. With all of the polish the game should have had, it might have actually been good looking to this day. Instead, it'll be regarded as uglier than Fable 2. Not many points I can give here either.
Rating: 7/100
windwakerguy430 - Oh, and don't 당신 know that thing in video games where there are so many enemies on screen that the game slows down. Yeah, well Fable 3 does that a lot, and 당신 know how much enemies it takes to slow down. Well, lets look at some other games first. Matrix: Path of Neo for Xbox takes 158 enemies (Yes I counted), Diablo takes 더 많이 then that, and Dead Rising doesn't even slow down, and that game is known to have the most enemies on screen. So how much enemies does it take to slow down Fable 3...... six. Fucking six. This may be nitpicking, but remember. I'm talking about Fable 3. 또는 당신 know what, how about fuck the enemies and slow down when your doing a job. Yeah, sometimes it takes ZERO ENEMIES TO SLOW DOWN THE FUCKING GAME!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Button Mash - -Soundtrack-
Fuck off. The 음악 is shit.
Rating: 0/100
windwakerguy430 - Oh, and here is the worst thing. This has one of the most anti-climactic fights in the goddamn game. 더 많이 then Fable 2. At least in Fable 2, 당신 got to kill Lucien yourself. Here, 당신 don't even get to fight Logan. So yeah, going all across Albion, finding all sorts of people to 가입하기 your rebellion, nearly dying in a cave, and risking hundreds of lives in the battle.... and we get fucking this. And that's not the only anti-climactic fight in this game. No. When 당신 fight the Crawler, 당신 are given one of the most boring fights in gaming. I still think the final boss from Fable 2 was 더 많이 disappointing because to be honest, I knew they weren't going to try with the final boss, and I was right, they didn't Dodge his easy to avoid attacks, and keep shooting him until he dies, which may take a while because the game wanted him to take forever to die. Fuck, this game sucks
Button Mash - -Replay Value-
Rather low unless you're an achievement whore. And to be honest, why would 당신 even replay this game? It's only good the first time through; after that, all 당신 have for fun is the mortar game. Heh, then again, I did manage 2,740 on that. But still, not much bang for what was 60 bits.
Rating: 10/100
windwakerguy430 - And there it is, Fable 3. It's fucking terrible, in every fucking way, it is shit. Just shit.
Button Mash - -Final Verdict-
*facehoof* Microsoft, Lionhead Studios, perk up an ear as I divulge this information: STOP. MAKING. FABLE GAMES. Your last half-decent effort... was Fable 2, which my collab partner likes 더 많이 than this fucking pile. It's just like Final Fantasy; 12 was the last decent game in that series, and Fable's last decent game was its 초 one. There are better games that are free on PlayStation Network than you, Fable 3. 당신 suck. End of story. This game was bad and 당신 should feel bad for playing it, 또는 if you're Lionhead Studios, making it. Fable, you're dead to me now. From Call of Duty's health system 당신 somehow put in the game without bringing on Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres hard cider to your half-assed progression system to the fact that Logan isn't the final boss, unlike what we had believed, but instead something resembling a xenomorph that takes over Walter's body, this game was full of bad decisions... with the exception of letting 당신 build a sex shop. As in, getting it on. That was pretty cool, and the 1,250,000 gold 당신 get for that goes a long way towards an achievement for saving everyone. But aside from that, there's nothing good here. Fable 3, rot in the bowels of hell.
Final Rating: 10.2/100(Yes, my final verdict is an average of my ratings on various elements I rate. Is there a problem with that?)
windwakerguy430 - But, hey, that's only our opinion. What's Your Take
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring
Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers; this game doesn't have a story so much as sectioned-off setpieces. You're the Hero of Albion, trying to dethrone your brother while also fending off an invasion 의해 Gak and an Aliens ripoff and his translucent grayish-blackish army. Still following me? No? Didn't expect 당신 to. I've played Need For Speed: Most Wanted... THE MOST RECENT ONE... and it had 더 많이 of a story than Fable 3 duct-taped together. And NFS:MW basically had 당신 get points to rise up he leaderboards so 당신 could challenge other cars, win them and crash 700 times before the 다음 one. Something is fucking wrong here, Lionhead Studios.
Rating: 1/100
windwakerguy430 - Another thing is the fighting is total bullshit. In this game, your melee weapons barely hit anything. Most of the time, enemies are blocking your goddamn attacks whenever 당신 use melee combats. This is one of the things that made the game too easy, That too. The game is too goddamn easy. This is why I prefer older Fable games. They actually had 당신 buy potions so 당신 won't die. In this game, I didn't die once. And there is no health bar. Just this red screened Call of Duty bullshit. What the fuck. Is this what 당신 want your fucking game to be like. THIS!!! ARE 당신 FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Button Mash - -Gameplay-
Wind, I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with you. I had little trouble killing bitches with melee attacks. Maybe it's because I got the timing down between when they'd telegraph their attack and my melee attack to where I could be nigh unblockable. But everything else... let's just say the mortar mimigame is the only fun thing left. The whole Guild 봉인, 인감 system is bullshit; give me back my XP from the 로스트 Chapters. Fuck the Sanctuary for everything... but health regeneration. For some odd reason, 당신 heal up somewhat if 당신 오리 in here. But free health does not a shitty game save. Still slapdashed together for me.
Rating: 33/100
windwakerguy430 - Also, I'm sure we both got real tired of the 로딩 screens. They were also a problem in past Fable games too, but here, dear god, they load for an eternity. 로딩 screen when 당신 go to the Road to Rule, 로딩 screen when 당신 fast travel, 로딩 screen when 당신 go to a different region, 로딩 screen after a cut scene, 로딩 screen before a cut scene, 로딩 SCREENS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE
Button Mash - -Graphics-
The only good thing about this game... back when it released. With all of the polish the game should have had, it might have actually been good looking to this day. Instead, it'll be regarded as uglier than Fable 2. Not many points I can give here either.
Rating: 7/100
windwakerguy430 - Oh, and don't 당신 know that thing in video games where there are so many enemies on screen that the game slows down. Yeah, well Fable 3 does that a lot, and 당신 know how much enemies it takes to slow down. Well, lets look at some other games first. Matrix: Path of Neo for Xbox takes 158 enemies (Yes I counted), Diablo takes 더 많이 then that, and Dead Rising doesn't even slow down, and that game is known to have the most enemies on screen. So how much enemies does it take to slow down Fable 3...... six. Fucking six. This may be nitpicking, but remember. I'm talking about Fable 3. 또는 당신 know what, how about fuck the enemies and slow down when your doing a job. Yeah, sometimes it takes ZERO ENEMIES TO SLOW DOWN THE FUCKING GAME!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Button Mash - -Soundtrack-
Fuck off. The 음악 is shit.
Rating: 0/100
windwakerguy430 - Oh, and here is the worst thing. This has one of the most anti-climactic fights in the goddamn game. 더 많이 then Fable 2. At least in Fable 2, 당신 got to kill Lucien yourself. Here, 당신 don't even get to fight Logan. So yeah, going all across Albion, finding all sorts of people to 가입하기 your rebellion, nearly dying in a cave, and risking hundreds of lives in the battle.... and we get fucking this. And that's not the only anti-climactic fight in this game. No. When 당신 fight the Crawler, 당신 are given one of the most boring fights in gaming. I still think the final boss from Fable 2 was 더 많이 disappointing because to be honest, I knew they weren't going to try with the final boss, and I was right, they didn't Dodge his easy to avoid attacks, and keep shooting him until he dies, which may take a while because the game wanted him to take forever to die. Fuck, this game sucks
Button Mash - -Replay Value-
Rather low unless you're an achievement whore. And to be honest, why would 당신 even replay this game? It's only good the first time through; after that, all 당신 have for fun is the mortar game. Heh, then again, I did manage 2,740 on that. But still, not much bang for what was 60 bits.
Rating: 10/100
windwakerguy430 - And there it is, Fable 3. It's fucking terrible, in every fucking way, it is shit. Just shit.
Button Mash - -Final Verdict-
*facehoof* Microsoft, Lionhead Studios, perk up an ear as I divulge this information: STOP. MAKING. FABLE GAMES. Your last half-decent effort... was Fable 2, which my collab partner likes 더 많이 than this fucking pile. It's just like Final Fantasy; 12 was the last decent game in that series, and Fable's last decent game was its 초 one. There are better games that are free on PlayStation Network than you, Fable 3. 당신 suck. End of story. This game was bad and 당신 should feel bad for playing it, 또는 if you're Lionhead Studios, making it. Fable, you're dead to me now. From Call of Duty's health system 당신 somehow put in the game without bringing on Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres hard cider to your half-assed progression system to the fact that Logan isn't the final boss, unlike what we had believed, but instead something resembling a xenomorph that takes over Walter's body, this game was full of bad decisions... with the exception of letting 당신 build a sex shop. As in, getting it on. That was pretty cool, and the 1,250,000 gold 당신 get for that goes a long way towards an achievement for saving everyone. But aside from that, there's nothing good here. Fable 3, rot in the bowels of hell.
Final Rating: 10.2/100(Yes, my final verdict is an average of my ratings on various elements I rate. Is there a problem with that?)
windwakerguy430 - But, hey, that's only our opinion. What's Your Take