Based on Real Recordings

Bramblestar: I meow all 당신 Twolegs and Twolegettes Bramblestar and Squrrielflight here!

Squrrielflight: YESS!!!

Bramblestar: Now why we have not posed these for so long because we where at War with some species called Happy 나무, 트리 Friends!!

Squrrielflight: Happy 나무, 트리 Friends, My they where Evil.

Bramblestar: Thank 당신 i was just about to say that.

Bramblestar: Now we are on a World call Erin Hunter witch is in the Twoleg System 당신 know.

Squrrielflight: Twolegs oh yes and they where on our side.

Bramblestar: They where and have 당신 seen this before.

Bramblestar gets in his Flying contraption and uses a Robotic arm to grab a Green Light saber.

Bramblestar: Now this is called a Lightsaber from 별, 스타 wars we have all the 별, 스타 wars Tech and the 나무, 트리 프렌즈 well gun tech to we where 더 많이 advanced.

Squrrielflight: Yes and Leaders only weald Green ones Deputy's weald a Purple one!

Squrrielflight uses her Flying contraption to grab hers and accidentally slashes Bramblestar with it killing him.

In Bramblestar's View it says "You where slain 의해 Squrrielflight but this is not in the 책 so 당신 can Respawn if your a leader 당신 don't use a Life."

Bramblestar: SQURRIELFIIGHT WHAT HAVE 당신 DONE

Squrrielflight: Woops just cut that bit.

A Few 분 later Bramblestar is alive back in his Flying Contraption with his lightsaber.

Bramblestar: now ingore Squrrielflight behind me is an T-65 X-Wing 별, 스타 fighter i meow,

Squrrielflight: Oh yes all 고양이 have one.

Bramblestar: Now on the side its show 나무, 트리 프렌즈 Head meaning how many i shot down and so far 153 Shot down im a ace.

Squrrielflight: Oh yes and iv shot down 99.

Bramblestar: Now but they somehow got Tie Fighters but not with lazer 총 they invents a machine gun that worked in 우주 we and the Twolegs had the lazer 총 and lightsabers and they had well 총 swords and Tanks.

Meanwhile in Thunderclan camp

Bramblestar: now we won the battle 의해 destroying there some planet before they fired there Super lazer on our planet if it have been done we whould be Gone! how ever once i pull this lever.

Once Bramblestar pulls the lever all 고양이 in Lake territory are teleported and the ground sinks and pulls of into the side revealing a Death 별, 스타 Super lazer in a smaller showing.

A few 분 later back in the camp the lazer is gone and all 고양이 are back.

Bramblestar: now before we go should we write and 기사 on what happen major battle losses and others i meow.

Squrrielflight: Wait have 당신 showed them that light sabers cut though stuff.

Bramblestar: everyone knows thats.

Squrrielflight stars cutting below the Med 고양이 굴, 덴 and something explodes flinging her back and TNT destroys the entire lake territory and Bramblestar yell though the explodsion.

Bramblestar: Hold and Squrri... OH I MEOW FOR GOODNESS MEWOY SAKES WHAT THE BLAZES WHAT JUST HAPPEN OLD BOY THE POOR CAMP THE POOR TERRITORY I MEOW.

Squrrielflight: Nothing to do with me it must of ignited Gas underground.

Bramblestar: GAS I THINK YOUR FULL OF GAS THERE WAS TNT UNDERTHERE COME BACK HERE thank for joining us today i hope seeing 당신 once 더 많이 in our 다음 exited outing i meow untell then i meow.

Squrrielflight(Same time as Bramblestar said "you full of Gas"): Ohh

Squrrielflight(After Bramblestar): Oh i shall have to be 더 많이 careful where i cut.

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