1. If 당신 face in a certain direction so that there are a lot of people, objects, shiny surfaces, and/or 당신 can see really far, time may slow down and your vision will become choppy.
2. Sometimes if 당신 go somewhere you’re “not supposed to be” 당신 may fall through the ground and find yourself falling through a void, with the world as 당신 know it rapidly disappearing into the distance above.
3. Turtles and mushrooms can kill 당신 just 의해 touching 당신 anywhere other than the bottom of your feet.
4. While on a 날짜 with a girl, just barely brushing a pedestrian with your car accidentally will ruin your 날짜 fast. However, the same girl will have no problem with helping 당신 intentionally steal as many cars as 당신 want.
5. 당신 can only have unclothed sex after applying a patch.
6. No matter how heinous a crime 당신 pull, even directly in front of cops, they will forget what 당신 look like and what car 당신 sped off in if 당신 stay out of their sight for 20 seconds.
7. Regardless of shoe type, the soles are always so slippery that standing on any slope greater than 45 degrees will cause 당신 to slide like an ice skater downhill.
8. Some types of molten lava will not kill you, even if 당신 fall completely in, as long as 당신 jump out quickly.
9. Whenever 당신 find a valuable item lying around in a dark corner, a short musical flourish will come from nowhere. Warning: 당신 will become addicted to that sound.
10. If you’re ever in a shootout and firing near cover, 당신 may find that even though 당신 have clear line-of-sight to your opponent’s head, your bullets are bouncing off some invisible force near the cover 당신 are hiding behind. Moving sideways a few inches will alleviate the problem.
11. Reloading a gun when only one bullet has been expended won't waste the other bullets left in the clip that 당신 have just tossed on the ground. Also, the clip casing itself will disappear the moment it leaves your hand, resulting in no messy cleanup.
12. At some unknown point in history a brilliant scientist invented indestructible glass. Not just bulletproof, but even point-blank rocket launcher proof. Also, this glass managed to replace a large portion of the world’s windows without anybody noticing 또는 having to pay a fee for the installation.
13. Whoever came up with the Periodic 표, 테이블 is an idiot and a fraud. There are obviously only 4 elements.
14. It’s possible to be in full daylight outdoors without the Sun visible anywhere in the sky.
15. Even if 당신 are an obviously experienced warrior, you’ll need someone to teach 당신 how to jump in the air while pointing your sword downward, and another person to teach 당신 about pointing your sword upward.
16. Every woman in the world who isn’t a one-woman super assassin army needs to be rescued.
17. Typewriters are actually temporal devices that 당신 can return to after dying 또는 making a mistake, as long as 당신 type the 날짜 and time into them.
18. Shotguns will still be in common use even thousands of years into the future, despite advances in energy-weapon technology and armor plating. The reason, of course, is that shotguns are awesome.
19. If you’re a soldier in a war and 당신 use every tactic and weapon 당신 can to stay alive and kill the enemy, some of the people 당신 killed will call 당신 “cheap” from beyond the grave, possibly even haunting 당신 with accusations of how “skill-less” 당신 are.
20. If you’re in a martial arts tournament and are about to lose, 당신 can quit at the last 초 and your opponent will be given the loss on his record. Whether your dignity remains untarnished is another matter.
21. Telekinetic aliens have a really, really hard time getting out of holes in the ground.
22. In medieval times, the only thing knights wore under their armor was polka-dot 복서, 복 서 shorts.
23. 슈퍼맨 is actually vulnerable to a whole lot 더 많이 than kryptonite. He also can’t fly wherever he wants, and instead must fly through giant floating rings. Overall, being 슈퍼맨 sucks.
24. If 당신 uppercut someone hard enough, huge globs of coagulated blood will fly out of nowhere in particular on their body, leaving no noticeable wound.
25. If 당신 uppercut someone just a bit harder, their head may fly off, 또는 their entire body may fly straight through the ceiling. If they aren’t dead yet, you’ll have to leap up through the ceiling to finish the fight.
26. In the future, the most skilled soldiers will enter battle heavily armored, but not wear helmets.
27. Most people can survive indefinitely without eating, while others will die in a few 분 without food.
28. 당신 can sleep at any time of the 일 regardless of how recently 당신 last slept. However, 당신 can only sleep in certain designated beds.
29. Storekeepers don’t care if 당신 go behind the counter and rummage around in everything, as long as 당신 don’t actually take anything. Some will even let 당신 take things without paying, as long as said things are in shiny chests 또는 pots located somewhere in front of the counter.
30. If 당신 torture a chicken long enough, his posse will come for revenge.
31. Every time 당신 enter your house, you’ll have to wait a while before 당신 can see the inside.
32. 당신 can grab and easily shake a full-grown 나무, 트리 with a 트렁크 that is two feet thick, and delicious 과일 will come raining down.
33. If 당신 crouch in a slightly shadowy area, people facing 당신 from two feet away cannot see you.
34. Most trained guards cannot see 더 많이 than 50 feet in front of them, cannot hear a massive gunfight happening a few rooms away, and will often stop in the middle of a patrol to stare at a blank 벽 with their back facing a long hallway.
35. Personality means never saying a word.
36. Wardrobe malfunctions never happen during strenuous activity because all women glue their clothes on.
37. Everything you’ve used can be sold back for exactly half price, regardless of the item’s condition.
38. Walking takes too long; jogging is the preferred method of transport, even when moving only a few feet.
39. 당신 can only sprint for about five seconds, after which you’ll be so winded you’ll be panting like a dog. However, in another five seconds, 당신 can sprint at full speed again.
40. Stairs only look like right-angled ascending platforms. In reality, they are just a smooth slope upon which 당신 can plant your feet anywhere.
41. If 당신 come to a huge pile of 정크 blocking an alley, even though it looks easily climbable, don’t even bother. Obviously, this is the end of the universe.
42. Even though zombies are created 의해 a virus, being bitten 의해 one will never infect you. 당신 may need to eat some commonly potted herbs to take care of the wound, though.
43. Wild 동물 are all extremely aggressive. When going into uncivilized areas, carry a gun and shoot everything that moves before it can attack you.
44. It’s pretty easy to kill twenty terrorists with your bare hands…
45. ...but forget about jumping over a two-foot sandbag.
46. Cops don’t care how many cars 당신 smash into right in front of them, as long as it’s not theirs.
47. Cops don’t understand the concept of license plates. A fresh paint job will fool them every time.
48. Combined arms in war is not always the most effective strategy. Often massing a single type of unit is better.
49. An entire fortified outpost can be constructed in a matter of minutes, even directly in front of an enemy base and while under attack.
50. When establishing colonies in new lands, often the best approach is to train a few crack troops while scouting for potential threats, and then sending a small force to attack the closest town as quickly as possible. Be sure to order your troops to kill anyone carrying 또는 building anything first.
51. A wooden stake is not, in fact, the weapon of choice when going up against vampires. A whip is.
52. If a person offers to pay 당신 to go out and collect 20 widgets and then bring them back to him, it’s not a job, it’s entertainment.
53. Being a rock 별, 스타 doesn’t require creativity 또는 talent, just dexterity and timing.
54. The spikier your hair, the 더 많이 power 당신 have.
55. Choosing one emotion and channeling it 24/7 counts as personality.
56. If your pseudo-philosophical babbling doesn’t appear effective in impressing someone, just pile on 더 많이 jargon and bigger words. No one will notice.
57. Pausing for a long time between sentences isn’t awkward at all, and sounds totally natural, since everyone else does it.
58. Never trust the 조언 of someone helping 당신 out of some dire situation via an earpiece 또는 speaker system.
59. Every military, police, 또는 Special Forces squad has one member that is smarter, 더 많이 skilled, and harder to kill than the others.
60. Going through life-threatening experiences doesn’t just make 당신 wiser, it also makes 당신 stronger, faster, and increasingly impervious to harm.
61. Most clothing never needs to be washed, cannot be damaged in any way, and won’t create awkward stares if 당신 wear the same outfit every day.
62. Hypothermia is a medical hoax. Go ahead and wear short-shorts in Antarctica.
63. It’s possible to climb a ladder without using your arms. This is especially useful if 당신 are carrying a huge gun.
64. Armies of every era have required their soldiers to be telepathic so they can respond to orders instantly and 옮기기 in large groups with perfect simultaneous coordination.
65. Still, a single highly-trained telepathic soldier sometimes just cannot figure out how to get from point A to B, despite having a pretty damn clear path.
66. Nobody in the world actually mourns a loved one’s death for 더 많이 than ten seconds.
67. Strangely, though, for some reason studies have shown revenge for a loved one’s death to be the number-one motivation for the epidemic of one-man killing sprees plaguing mankind.
68. Your arms will never get tired even if 당신 hold a Gatling gun perfectly straight out in front of 당신 for hours on end.
69. In the future, soldiers will be sent into combat situations without a way to clip a light onto their gun, helmet, 또는 any other hands-free device. Also, duct tape will be eradicated from existence some time earlier.
70. Successfully catching a 물고기 doesn’t take NEARLY as long as everyone claims.
71. Most cars actually require no gas at all.
72. If 당신 are ever in a situation where 당신 have to help someone escape danger, take a deep breath and try to resist becoming angry at this person. A psychological phenomenon known as IDS, 또는 “Idiocy in Danger Syndrome” reduces anyone to total incompetence in such a situation, no matter how intelligent they appear to be.
73. For reasons scientist have still failed to explain, it’s possible to jump off of pure air, but only once after initially jumping off the ground.
74. World War II was not won 의해 numerous countries coordinating attacks across the globe, but rather 의해 a single jack-hole with a gun. Said jack-hole’s identity varies depending on the source.
75. Carrying around 200 lbs of weight will not hinder 당신 at all. However, carrying 201 lbs will prevent 당신 from moving an inch.
76. Sometimes the recently departed are prone to seizures if their bodies happen to be touching walls 또는 other objects.
77. It’s possible that while looking at surfaces from certain angles, huge portions may suddenly stretch, flicker, 또는 jiggle. STAY CALM. 당신 are not on drugs.
78. If you’re participating in an illegal 거리 race and 당신 don’t do well, all of your opponents don’t mind racing again and again so that 당신 can eventually win.
79. If 당신 are a security guard and all of your fellow guards disappear, it is perfectly fine to 검색 for an intruder for thirty seconds, then return to your normal 검색 route, on your own, at midnight, while 당신 know a murderer is on the loose and has been sighted within 5 meters of 당신 in the last few minutes.
80. If you’re ever hard up for cash, just go cut down any tall 잔디 당신 see.
81. Boomerangs are in fact extremely useful tools and potentially deadly weapons, and not crappy toys that fall on the ground every time 당신 throw them.
82. Performing a stunt in the middle of a race is not a dangerous and risky display of poor sportsmanship, but in fact allows 당신 to go even faster.
83. Cars with official corporate logos on them are indestructible...
84. …generic rip-offs, however, will smash into a crumpled wad while hitting a tree.
85. If you’re in a life-threatening situation, try focusing really hard. 당신 may experience a slowing down of time, 또는 possibly a nice glowing color indicating danger 또는 safety.
86. Shooting someone in the chest at point-blank range with a semi-automatic 소총 may not kill them sometimes, but smacking them with the butt of the same 소총 will induce death every single time.
87. 당신 can walk down the 거리 with a fully automatic weapon and not even get a 초 glance from the police.
88. All small electronics like radios, earpieces, and cell phones will work no matter how much water 당신 swim through. Also, all guns, medicinal herbs, alchemic powders, paper documents, and explosives are equally waterproof.
89. A night in jail is usually enough to have your trial ready the 일 after, and even the worst crimes generally result in a small fine.
90. Hacking into high-security areas does not require extensive training and expertise, but rather the ability to solve simple shape-sliding 또는 color-matching puzzles.
91. If a mayor wants to demolish someone’s house to put a big statue of himself there instead, it's perfectly acceptable to do so. In fact, it will increase the mayor’s approval rating from the adjacent home-owners.
92. As long as a military general kills 더 많이 of the enemy than his own troops, he is considered an unqualified success.
93. 당신 can behave like a psychotic a-hole one moment, and then lay on the syrupy 사랑 the next, and no one will think you’re crazy, 또는 even remember what 당신 said ten 초 ago.
94. It is a great idea to pick up 랜덤 syringes off of vending machines and inject yourself to find out what happens.
95. 95% of all doors in the world are locked 또는 jammed shut and cannot be opened 의해 any conventional means.
96. Every conspicuously tall building in the Middle East has a hay-cart sitting directly under it, so feel free to dive off of every one.
97. In modern warfare, the only way to win is 의해 advancing, because the enemy will never run out of troops otherwise.
98. Have fantasies of being a police officer, 구급차 driver, fireman, 또는 cab driver? Just steal one of the appropriate vehicles. No one at dispatch will wonder why their usual driver’s voice suddenly changed.
99. If you’re ever stuck in a burning building, find something red to wear. Red clothing usually denotes some measure of heat protection.
100. Every product in the world is priced in whole dollars. Pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters do not exist.
101. Death is never permanent. Even if it were, 당신 could always just kill him.
2. Sometimes if 당신 go somewhere you’re “not supposed to be” 당신 may fall through the ground and find yourself falling through a void, with the world as 당신 know it rapidly disappearing into the distance above.
3. Turtles and mushrooms can kill 당신 just 의해 touching 당신 anywhere other than the bottom of your feet.
4. While on a 날짜 with a girl, just barely brushing a pedestrian with your car accidentally will ruin your 날짜 fast. However, the same girl will have no problem with helping 당신 intentionally steal as many cars as 당신 want.
5. 당신 can only have unclothed sex after applying a patch.
6. No matter how heinous a crime 당신 pull, even directly in front of cops, they will forget what 당신 look like and what car 당신 sped off in if 당신 stay out of their sight for 20 seconds.
7. Regardless of shoe type, the soles are always so slippery that standing on any slope greater than 45 degrees will cause 당신 to slide like an ice skater downhill.
8. Some types of molten lava will not kill you, even if 당신 fall completely in, as long as 당신 jump out quickly.
9. Whenever 당신 find a valuable item lying around in a dark corner, a short musical flourish will come from nowhere. Warning: 당신 will become addicted to that sound.
10. If you’re ever in a shootout and firing near cover, 당신 may find that even though 당신 have clear line-of-sight to your opponent’s head, your bullets are bouncing off some invisible force near the cover 당신 are hiding behind. Moving sideways a few inches will alleviate the problem.
11. Reloading a gun when only one bullet has been expended won't waste the other bullets left in the clip that 당신 have just tossed on the ground. Also, the clip casing itself will disappear the moment it leaves your hand, resulting in no messy cleanup.
12. At some unknown point in history a brilliant scientist invented indestructible glass. Not just bulletproof, but even point-blank rocket launcher proof. Also, this glass managed to replace a large portion of the world’s windows without anybody noticing 또는 having to pay a fee for the installation.
13. Whoever came up with the Periodic 표, 테이블 is an idiot and a fraud. There are obviously only 4 elements.
14. It’s possible to be in full daylight outdoors without the Sun visible anywhere in the sky.
15. Even if 당신 are an obviously experienced warrior, you’ll need someone to teach 당신 how to jump in the air while pointing your sword downward, and another person to teach 당신 about pointing your sword upward.
16. Every woman in the world who isn’t a one-woman super assassin army needs to be rescued.
17. Typewriters are actually temporal devices that 당신 can return to after dying 또는 making a mistake, as long as 당신 type the 날짜 and time into them.
18. Shotguns will still be in common use even thousands of years into the future, despite advances in energy-weapon technology and armor plating. The reason, of course, is that shotguns are awesome.
19. If you’re a soldier in a war and 당신 use every tactic and weapon 당신 can to stay alive and kill the enemy, some of the people 당신 killed will call 당신 “cheap” from beyond the grave, possibly even haunting 당신 with accusations of how “skill-less” 당신 are.
20. If you’re in a martial arts tournament and are about to lose, 당신 can quit at the last 초 and your opponent will be given the loss on his record. Whether your dignity remains untarnished is another matter.
21. Telekinetic aliens have a really, really hard time getting out of holes in the ground.
22. In medieval times, the only thing knights wore under their armor was polka-dot 복서, 복 서 shorts.
23. 슈퍼맨 is actually vulnerable to a whole lot 더 많이 than kryptonite. He also can’t fly wherever he wants, and instead must fly through giant floating rings. Overall, being 슈퍼맨 sucks.
24. If 당신 uppercut someone hard enough, huge globs of coagulated blood will fly out of nowhere in particular on their body, leaving no noticeable wound.
25. If 당신 uppercut someone just a bit harder, their head may fly off, 또는 their entire body may fly straight through the ceiling. If they aren’t dead yet, you’ll have to leap up through the ceiling to finish the fight.
26. In the future, the most skilled soldiers will enter battle heavily armored, but not wear helmets.
27. Most people can survive indefinitely without eating, while others will die in a few 분 without food.
28. 당신 can sleep at any time of the 일 regardless of how recently 당신 last slept. However, 당신 can only sleep in certain designated beds.
29. Storekeepers don’t care if 당신 go behind the counter and rummage around in everything, as long as 당신 don’t actually take anything. Some will even let 당신 take things without paying, as long as said things are in shiny chests 또는 pots located somewhere in front of the counter.
30. If 당신 torture a chicken long enough, his posse will come for revenge.
31. Every time 당신 enter your house, you’ll have to wait a while before 당신 can see the inside.
32. 당신 can grab and easily shake a full-grown 나무, 트리 with a 트렁크 that is two feet thick, and delicious 과일 will come raining down.
33. If 당신 crouch in a slightly shadowy area, people facing 당신 from two feet away cannot see you.
34. Most trained guards cannot see 더 많이 than 50 feet in front of them, cannot hear a massive gunfight happening a few rooms away, and will often stop in the middle of a patrol to stare at a blank 벽 with their back facing a long hallway.
35. Personality means never saying a word.
36. Wardrobe malfunctions never happen during strenuous activity because all women glue their clothes on.
37. Everything you’ve used can be sold back for exactly half price, regardless of the item’s condition.
38. Walking takes too long; jogging is the preferred method of transport, even when moving only a few feet.
39. 당신 can only sprint for about five seconds, after which you’ll be so winded you’ll be panting like a dog. However, in another five seconds, 당신 can sprint at full speed again.
40. Stairs only look like right-angled ascending platforms. In reality, they are just a smooth slope upon which 당신 can plant your feet anywhere.
41. If 당신 come to a huge pile of 정크 blocking an alley, even though it looks easily climbable, don’t even bother. Obviously, this is the end of the universe.
42. Even though zombies are created 의해 a virus, being bitten 의해 one will never infect you. 당신 may need to eat some commonly potted herbs to take care of the wound, though.
43. Wild 동물 are all extremely aggressive. When going into uncivilized areas, carry a gun and shoot everything that moves before it can attack you.
44. It’s pretty easy to kill twenty terrorists with your bare hands…
45. ...but forget about jumping over a two-foot sandbag.
46. Cops don’t care how many cars 당신 smash into right in front of them, as long as it’s not theirs.
47. Cops don’t understand the concept of license plates. A fresh paint job will fool them every time.
48. Combined arms in war is not always the most effective strategy. Often massing a single type of unit is better.
49. An entire fortified outpost can be constructed in a matter of minutes, even directly in front of an enemy base and while under attack.
50. When establishing colonies in new lands, often the best approach is to train a few crack troops while scouting for potential threats, and then sending a small force to attack the closest town as quickly as possible. Be sure to order your troops to kill anyone carrying 또는 building anything first.
51. A wooden stake is not, in fact, the weapon of choice when going up against vampires. A whip is.
52. If a person offers to pay 당신 to go out and collect 20 widgets and then bring them back to him, it’s not a job, it’s entertainment.
53. Being a rock 별, 스타 doesn’t require creativity 또는 talent, just dexterity and timing.
54. The spikier your hair, the 더 많이 power 당신 have.
55. Choosing one emotion and channeling it 24/7 counts as personality.
56. If your pseudo-philosophical babbling doesn’t appear effective in impressing someone, just pile on 더 많이 jargon and bigger words. No one will notice.
57. Pausing for a long time between sentences isn’t awkward at all, and sounds totally natural, since everyone else does it.
58. Never trust the 조언 of someone helping 당신 out of some dire situation via an earpiece 또는 speaker system.
59. Every military, police, 또는 Special Forces squad has one member that is smarter, 더 많이 skilled, and harder to kill than the others.
60. Going through life-threatening experiences doesn’t just make 당신 wiser, it also makes 당신 stronger, faster, and increasingly impervious to harm.
61. Most clothing never needs to be washed, cannot be damaged in any way, and won’t create awkward stares if 당신 wear the same outfit every day.
62. Hypothermia is a medical hoax. Go ahead and wear short-shorts in Antarctica.
63. It’s possible to climb a ladder without using your arms. This is especially useful if 당신 are carrying a huge gun.
64. Armies of every era have required their soldiers to be telepathic so they can respond to orders instantly and 옮기기 in large groups with perfect simultaneous coordination.
65. Still, a single highly-trained telepathic soldier sometimes just cannot figure out how to get from point A to B, despite having a pretty damn clear path.
66. Nobody in the world actually mourns a loved one’s death for 더 많이 than ten seconds.
67. Strangely, though, for some reason studies have shown revenge for a loved one’s death to be the number-one motivation for the epidemic of one-man killing sprees plaguing mankind.
68. Your arms will never get tired even if 당신 hold a Gatling gun perfectly straight out in front of 당신 for hours on end.
69. In the future, soldiers will be sent into combat situations without a way to clip a light onto their gun, helmet, 또는 any other hands-free device. Also, duct tape will be eradicated from existence some time earlier.
70. Successfully catching a 물고기 doesn’t take NEARLY as long as everyone claims.
71. Most cars actually require no gas at all.
72. If 당신 are ever in a situation where 당신 have to help someone escape danger, take a deep breath and try to resist becoming angry at this person. A psychological phenomenon known as IDS, 또는 “Idiocy in Danger Syndrome” reduces anyone to total incompetence in such a situation, no matter how intelligent they appear to be.
73. For reasons scientist have still failed to explain, it’s possible to jump off of pure air, but only once after initially jumping off the ground.
74. World War II was not won 의해 numerous countries coordinating attacks across the globe, but rather 의해 a single jack-hole with a gun. Said jack-hole’s identity varies depending on the source.
75. Carrying around 200 lbs of weight will not hinder 당신 at all. However, carrying 201 lbs will prevent 당신 from moving an inch.
76. Sometimes the recently departed are prone to seizures if their bodies happen to be touching walls 또는 other objects.
77. It’s possible that while looking at surfaces from certain angles, huge portions may suddenly stretch, flicker, 또는 jiggle. STAY CALM. 당신 are not on drugs.
78. If you’re participating in an illegal 거리 race and 당신 don’t do well, all of your opponents don’t mind racing again and again so that 당신 can eventually win.
79. If 당신 are a security guard and all of your fellow guards disappear, it is perfectly fine to 검색 for an intruder for thirty seconds, then return to your normal 검색 route, on your own, at midnight, while 당신 know a murderer is on the loose and has been sighted within 5 meters of 당신 in the last few minutes.
80. If you’re ever hard up for cash, just go cut down any tall 잔디 당신 see.
81. Boomerangs are in fact extremely useful tools and potentially deadly weapons, and not crappy toys that fall on the ground every time 당신 throw them.
82. Performing a stunt in the middle of a race is not a dangerous and risky display of poor sportsmanship, but in fact allows 당신 to go even faster.
83. Cars with official corporate logos on them are indestructible...
84. …generic rip-offs, however, will smash into a crumpled wad while hitting a tree.
85. If you’re in a life-threatening situation, try focusing really hard. 당신 may experience a slowing down of time, 또는 possibly a nice glowing color indicating danger 또는 safety.
86. Shooting someone in the chest at point-blank range with a semi-automatic 소총 may not kill them sometimes, but smacking them with the butt of the same 소총 will induce death every single time.
87. 당신 can walk down the 거리 with a fully automatic weapon and not even get a 초 glance from the police.
88. All small electronics like radios, earpieces, and cell phones will work no matter how much water 당신 swim through. Also, all guns, medicinal herbs, alchemic powders, paper documents, and explosives are equally waterproof.
89. A night in jail is usually enough to have your trial ready the 일 after, and even the worst crimes generally result in a small fine.
90. Hacking into high-security areas does not require extensive training and expertise, but rather the ability to solve simple shape-sliding 또는 color-matching puzzles.
91. If a mayor wants to demolish someone’s house to put a big statue of himself there instead, it's perfectly acceptable to do so. In fact, it will increase the mayor’s approval rating from the adjacent home-owners.
92. As long as a military general kills 더 많이 of the enemy than his own troops, he is considered an unqualified success.
93. 당신 can behave like a psychotic a-hole one moment, and then lay on the syrupy 사랑 the next, and no one will think you’re crazy, 또는 even remember what 당신 said ten 초 ago.
94. It is a great idea to pick up 랜덤 syringes off of vending machines and inject yourself to find out what happens.
95. 95% of all doors in the world are locked 또는 jammed shut and cannot be opened 의해 any conventional means.
96. Every conspicuously tall building in the Middle East has a hay-cart sitting directly under it, so feel free to dive off of every one.
97. In modern warfare, the only way to win is 의해 advancing, because the enemy will never run out of troops otherwise.
98. Have fantasies of being a police officer, 구급차 driver, fireman, 또는 cab driver? Just steal one of the appropriate vehicles. No one at dispatch will wonder why their usual driver’s voice suddenly changed.
99. If you’re ever stuck in a burning building, find something red to wear. Red clothing usually denotes some measure of heat protection.
100. Every product in the world is priced in whole dollars. Pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters do not exist.
101. Death is never permanent. Even if it were, 당신 could always just kill him.
What remains of couch-multiplayer:
