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트와일라잇 시리즈 Favourite Blonde Joke? [Breaking Dawn]

100 fans picked:
”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”
   46%
“What do 당신 call a blonde with a brain? - A Golden Retriever"
   32%
“It’s not hard to erase a blonde’s memory! - Just blow in her ear”
   13%
”How do a blonde’s brain cells die? - They die alone"
   9%
 TriineA posted over a year ago
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TriineA picked “It’s not hard to erase a blonde’s memory! - Just blow in her ear”:
I'm sorry if this question has already been asked (:
posted over a year ago.
 
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Wowzee picked “What do 당신 call a blonde with a brain? - A Golden Retriever":
I'm brunett but i have llooaadds of blonde friends nd i think all these jokes are pretty harsh-nd my mates ould bang ani1 who sed it to them-but in the way their written its well funny. XXX
posted over a year ago.
 
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Wowzee picked “What do 당신 call a blonde with a brain? - A Golden Retriever":
My mates are nice just to say but they'd be well anoyed if ani1 sed ani of them jokes to them. XXX
posted over a year ago.
 
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xxshannen1xx picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
jacob is so funny, lol
posted over a year ago.
 
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katiecain picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
Or the brain cells one XD
posted over a year ago.
 
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Erilly picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
huashuahsuhaushaaaa'
Jacob is soo funny!!!

Loved this one!

<3
posted over a year ago.
 
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3_ThePretender picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
I laughed out loud when i read this
posted over a year ago.
 
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kbty12 picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
lol
posted over a year ago.
 
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mayra7632000 picked “What do 당신 call a blonde with a brain? - A Golden Retriever":
i hope some of these make it on to the movie
posted over a year ago.
 
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DWLoverTBCEDT picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
I love the blonde joke, Jake and Rose are so funny
posted over a year ago.
 
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itailianjr120 picked “What do 당신 call a blonde with a brain? - A Golden Retriever":
i loe this quote and this picture!
posted over a year ago.
 
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j1edwardcullen7 picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
I also like a blonde joke that isn't from BREAKING DAWN
posted over a year ago.
 
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sweet_twilight picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
Oh this was funny! I love this one! I hope this one makes it to the movie.
posted over a year ago.
 
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team_robward picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
LOL Jake picking on Rose makes me laugh! :P
posted over a year ago.
 
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polishgurl69 picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
lol i'm blonde, but i love these jokes.
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forbiddenLURVE picked “What do 당신 call a blonde with a brain? - A Golden Retriever":
or the mirror one!
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melandjim4eva picked “What do 당신 call a blonde with a brain? - A Golden Retriever":
So funny. And I love this icon of Jacob
posted over a year ago.
 
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I_Love_Cullen picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
i love that joke! lol
posted over a year ago.
 
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Kirkir picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
Jake's so funny :D
posted over a year ago.
 
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ItalianAngel89 picked “What do 당신 call a blonde with a brain? - A Golden Retriever":
Jacob and Rosalie were hilarious!
posted over a year ago.
 
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labi-has-ocd picked ”How do a blonde’s brain cells die? - They die alone":
i dnt even like jake that muchl but man he was funni is breaking dawn !!
love them all
posted over a year ago.
 
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naley_fan picked ”How do 당신 drown a blonde? - Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”:
but really,they are all so funny :D
posted over a year ago.
 
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Aila_Cullen picked “What do 당신 call a blonde with a brain? - A Golden Retriever":
Well, I'm blond.. :P
posted over a year ago.
 
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alexajaye picked “What do 당신 call a blonde with a brain? - A Golden Retriever":
I am blond, so I don't really like Blond jokes to begin with.
posted over a year ago.