Twilight

I found this hilarious list on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate 당신 and I don't 사랑 당신 any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could 당신 cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 사랑 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) 당신 know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

here is my twilight 판타지 life......
it is SERIOUS fantasy, its also SUPER long(I am NOT exaggerating so if 당신 are doing something important, 당신 should wait to read this some other time), some of the parts of the story are not in relation to twilight at all, while others are, so if i get something different than the book, its probably on purpose, and I’m not wrong, I’m just making stuff up!
also it is in a first-person story-thingy so if 당신 get lost, sorry! AND it is my first story-thingy(haha) so dont sue me if its THAT bad. just tell me where i can improve! 코멘트 PLEAZ!

My name is...

yea i made the 제목 to be something a little less opinionated, and 더 많이 open to other peoples opinon. so if 당신 agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! 당신 have got a serious problem, and 당신 are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...