Kristen Stewart at a taping in Hollywood

I found this hilarious list on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate 당신 and I don't 사랑 당신 any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could 당신 cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 사랑 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) 당신 know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

Remember the sequel to the Kayla Series is called Kayla's Secret.
Oh, if 당신 want to read Kayla's Secret 당신 have to read the Kayla series first.

When I woke up the 다음 morning, I was lying on my own bed. Edward was not 다음 to me 또는 hiding in the corner. 다음 to me, on my pillow, was a note.
I had to leave early. Alice needed me. I’m sorry. I will pick 당신 up for school at eight thirty. Love, Edward. x
Edward usually woke me up for school. He never slept so he could watch the time for me. I put the note back on my 베개 and glanced at the watch on my wrist. It was quarter past eight. I threw...

I slammed the front door shut and pounded up the stairs. I had to make this look real.
Charlie was, as usual, sitting on the 침상, 소파 watching the TV. Was that all he did? Didn’t he have a job?
“Is that Kayla?”
I froze when I heard that. That was Billy Black. And with Billy came...
“Jacob, go see what’s wrong with her.”
I was only prepared for Charlie, not Billy and Jacob.
I was in my room and throwing some clothes into a bag when I heard Jacob climbing the stairs.
“You need to hide,” I whispered to Edward who was fishing 더 많이 clothes out of the drawers.
He nodded and was out of the...

I didn't make 당신 guys wait too long, did I? If I did I am truly sorry. Here we go then, Chapter 20. Will this series ever end?


The first chance I got I visited Charlie. I got a shock when I visited Charlie. Jacob and Billy were there, Jacob sitting on the hospital chair and Billy in his wheelchair. The biggest shock was that Charlie was sitting up, laughing and joking. This man had just had a fit yesterday and here he was telling dirty jokes to his best friend and his son. Jacob was the first to see me standing in the doorway and watching them with wide eyes.
“Hey Kayla,” he greeted me with...