1. dress as 팅커벨 and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice 담홍색, 핑크 is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. 또는 drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that 당신 are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her 가장 좋아하는 daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a 비, 빗자루
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw 당신 he thought that 당신 were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it