Twilight

1) Stare at Jane for a long period of time. When she asks 당신 what you're doing, say you're mimicking what she does when she tries her gift on Bella
2) Ask Jane if she and Alec ever had an incestuous relationship and how long it was
3) When Aro goes to touch 당신 to read your mind, picture him dancing in Edward's meadow singing, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..." 또는 "Like a Virgin" with Edward and Bella watching in awe
4) Tell Caius that Marcus had an Immortal Child with Gianna
5) Say that Heidi is hiding the Immortal Child
6) When Caius is in a bad mood, tell him, "No 더 많이 O negative for you!"
7) Tell...

EDWARD (Rob Pattinson):

Full Name: Edward Anthony Masen Cullen
Status: Vampire
Date of Birth: June 20, 1901
Date of Transformation: 1918
Special Abilities: Mind reading, Super-speed, Extraordinary strength
Key Quote: "What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?"

Kristen Stewart:Bella Swan

Full Name: Isabella Marie Swan
Status: Human
Date of Birth: September 13, 1987
Date of Transformation: tbd
Special Abilities: Accident prone, Attracts bad, Immune to mind reading
Key Quote: "About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him…that thirsted...