9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have 더 많이 fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? 사랑 thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the 책상, 데스크 in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy 또는 McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
As I was going 집 I suddenly was hit 의해 the reality that I really was going to be a mother... a mom at last.
A mother wow... I thought to myself. I'm going to be responsible for someone. I shook that thought out of my head quickly, since I had always been a clutz like my mom. I mean what if I accidently hurt my unborn baby, I thought to myself before quickly shaking that thought off too.
It was 6 a.m. and I had just awoken to discover Jacob sitting at the foot of my bed. Jacob... I began- I need to tell 당신 something I'm...I'm... Pregnant. "Thats great", he replied to me reaching up to stroke my growing stomach. "How far along are you?", he asks me. "I'm 3 months now Jake but... the baby's not yours.", I tell him... he slaps me and gathers all his things and bolts out the door leaving me to face reality i]alone.[/i]
A mother wow... I thought to myself. I'm going to be responsible for someone. I shook that thought out of my head quickly, since I had always been a clutz like my mom. I mean what if I accidently hurt my unborn baby, I thought to myself before quickly shaking that thought off too.
It was 6 a.m. and I had just awoken to discover Jacob sitting at the foot of my bed. Jacob... I began- I need to tell 당신 something I'm...I'm... Pregnant. "Thats great", he replied to me reaching up to stroke my growing stomach. "How far along are you?", he asks me. "I'm 3 months now Jake but... the baby's not yours.", I tell him... he slaps me and gathers all his things and bolts out the door leaving me to face reality i]alone.[/i]
!!!!!!ATTENTION ALL TWILIGHT FANS!!!!!!
If 당신 are a MAJOR 또는 just a 팬 of Stephanie Meyer's most 인기 Twilight Saga then pay attention.
On youtube.com there is a video of Stephanie being interviewed.She is going to 게시하기 Midnight Sun.If 당신 have read her draft of Midnight Sun 또는 even if 당신 haven't then 당신 can right how 당신 think it should be.She wants to see what her 팬 (aka- Us)think.And she also beleives that if we have a story in us then we should write it out and show evryone what we're capable of.
-twilight_unite-(MAJOR 팬 OF TWILIGHT SAGA)
If 당신 are a MAJOR 또는 just a 팬 of Stephanie Meyer's most 인기 Twilight Saga then pay attention.
On youtube.com there is a video of Stephanie being interviewed.She is going to 게시하기 Midnight Sun.If 당신 have read her draft of Midnight Sun 또는 even if 당신 haven't then 당신 can right how 당신 think it should be.She wants to see what her 팬 (aka- Us)think.And she also beleives that if we have a story in us then we should write it out and show evryone what we're capable of.
-twilight_unite-(MAJOR 팬 OF TWILIGHT SAGA)
