Sorry for the delay.
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I must have fallen asleep because when I woke up I was on the plane. “Did I fall asleep Jake?”
“Yes 당신 did honey. Are 당신 feeling ok?”
“I feel really sick” Suddenly I threw up basically everything that was in me. I stood up to go to the bathroom and collapsed.
I could hear voices. “Dude Bella’s pregnant”
“We do get into 침대 together and we’re married. Did 당신 forget that little fact Embry?”
“Can I sleep with her? Is she good in bed?”
“Lose it Embry you’re not sleeping with my wife”
“I would like to”
“He’s been thinking about that all day”
“Sam why’d 당신 tell him that”
“You’ve been thinking about sleeping with my wife all day”
“Embry isn’t sleeping with her, I am”
“No you’re not Quil. Let me just set this straight, Bella is for me to sleep with and for me to sleep with only!”
“No fair!”
“Yes fair”
“Is she good in bed?”
“I’m not telling 당신 that”
“Tell me 또는 I’ll beat 당신 up and sleep with your wife”
“Yes she is good in 침대 that would be why we’re still married and she’s the beautifulest women I ever met”
“Jake man loose the gooey romantic stuff”
“Just cos 당신 don’t have a wife 또는 a girlfriend, leave me and my wife alone”
“Oooooo, 당신 going all hard Jake”
“Will 당신 please shut up Bella’s sleeping”
“I’m not actually, 당신 woke me up and Jacob is very good in 침대 의해 the way”
“Jake your wife just owned 당신 and we’re not gay Bella”
“I think 당신 should be”
“Thanks”
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I must have fallen asleep because when I woke up I was on the plane. “Did I fall asleep Jake?”
“Yes 당신 did honey. Are 당신 feeling ok?”
“I feel really sick” Suddenly I threw up basically everything that was in me. I stood up to go to the bathroom and collapsed.
I could hear voices. “Dude Bella’s pregnant”
“We do get into 침대 together and we’re married. Did 당신 forget that little fact Embry?”
“Can I sleep with her? Is she good in bed?”
“Lose it Embry you’re not sleeping with my wife”
“I would like to”
“He’s been thinking about that all day”
“Sam why’d 당신 tell him that”
“You’ve been thinking about sleeping with my wife all day”
“Embry isn’t sleeping with her, I am”
“No you’re not Quil. Let me just set this straight, Bella is for me to sleep with and for me to sleep with only!”
“No fair!”
“Yes fair”
“Is she good in bed?”
“I’m not telling 당신 that”
“Tell me 또는 I’ll beat 당신 up and sleep with your wife”
“Yes she is good in 침대 that would be why we’re still married and she’s the beautifulest women I ever met”
“Jake man loose the gooey romantic stuff”
“Just cos 당신 don’t have a wife 또는 a girlfriend, leave me and my wife alone”
“Oooooo, 당신 going all hard Jake”
“Will 당신 please shut up Bella’s sleeping”
“I’m not actually, 당신 woke me up and Jacob is very good in 침대 의해 the way”
“Jake your wife just owned 당신 and we’re not gay Bella”
“I think 당신 should be”
“Thanks”
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a 우주 heater.
8. Tell him that 개 make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim 당신 have imprinted. Say 당신 사랑 him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
Source: link
9. Call him a 우주 heater.
8. Tell him that 개 make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim 당신 have imprinted. Say 당신 사랑 him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
Source: link
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I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of 당신 guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate 당신 all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start 읽기 them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D LOL and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what 당신 write :D*****
Golden brown eyes, like hardened syrup in a pool like shape of a continuance lifetime of some burdened sadness.
Lifeless he is, like a beautiful statue, numb to the world around him.
Only the silent whispers of feeble minds he hears.
The red seductive toxin running through their veins, of which he hungers for… his ‘own personal brand of heroin’.
His thirst for normality is torturous to his eternal, tormented soul.
A secret torture for this masochistic lion,
This old face holds many secrets, some unable to tell but all not forgotten.
Lifeless he is, like a beautiful statue, numb to the world around him.
Only the silent whispers of feeble minds he hears.
The red seductive toxin running through their veins, of which he hungers for… his ‘own personal brand of heroin’.
His thirst for normality is torturous to his eternal, tormented soul.
A secret torture for this masochistic lion,
This old face holds many secrets, some unable to tell but all not forgotten.
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1.Erin is part of the Volturi, but she is half human-Spoiler!
2.not everything will be exactly like the books,it will be dramatized a little.
3.Erin is my best friend in real life, so I try to make her as realistic as possible.
4.This one is 더 많이 about me:I don't like cussing in my stories because I don't cuss a lot in real life, but it makes my stories funnier,agree?
5.We might make a movie out of this when we are done-Spoiler!
6.Erin was telling me about one of her friends, Danie, and she might be in a few chapters-Spoiler!
7.Erin tries to kill Alice later in the story-Spoiler!