The wolf clan was kinda awesome, except for the crappy animation and the fact that they're allergic to shirts.
Pros
The Volturi
Finally! Some ACTUAL vampires!! The Volturi I found were pretty awesome because, 당신 know, they actually were cruel, soulless, mean, and did some actual VAMPIRING. The part towards the end where a tour group of humans is led directly to them and 당신 hear their screams was pretty awesome. Come on people, that's what 뱀파이어 do. They drink the blood of huuumans. Sheesh. Also, they were pretty cruel too, what with the whole 헤로인 down of Edward and nearly killing Bella (so bummed that didn't happen). Getting a small glimpse of the actor who will be playing Grindelwald in Deathly Hallows was a nice bonus too. So for all 당신 Twilight fans, the Volturi are GOOD examples of vampires. Much like the soulless 뱀파이어 on Buffy.
The 늑대 Clan
Now why I didn't particularly enjoy the crappy computer 애니메이션 of the 늑대 (more on that later) I did enjoy the characters of the 늑대 clan. The one scene that I really liked is where we see Sam's fiance, with half her face clawed up. My friend and I definitely agree that even with the claw marks she was amazingly beautiful. I would see a movie about her and Sam in a heartbeat. It would be much much better than this terrible film. Pity they were stuck in it.
Jacob
Lautner got hot. No denying that. Other than the hotness factor though, he was probably the only real character with any dimensions and depth besides Bella's father. The way their relationship built to where Jacob fell for Bella, and she pretty much for him, was very realistic and healthy. So 당신 can imagine my dissappointment when she chose Edward, who abandoned, controlled, and basically led to much of her depression, over Jacob. 당신 Team Jacob fans, I now consider 당신 semi-sane because 당신 recognized a HEALTHY relationship. Props to 당신 guys.
Cons
Bella...you there?
I hate the character of Bella, I truly do. She doesn't think for herself, is defined solely 의해 her relationships, and for some reason Stewart could NEVER SHUT HER MOUTH. Even when she wasn't talking!! What was up with that?! Gaah. The fact too that she dissed her 프렌즈 at school and put her dad through so much crap with the screaming at night (seriously, wtf, she doesn't have PTSD) made me just loathe her character even 더 많이 with a passion. Furthermore, her whole obsession over age was just ridiculous. Ohhh nooo you're a whole 년 older than your 107 년 old vampire boyfriend!! Now he's not going to 사랑 당신 anymore!!! Yea, stupid. Those 팬 out there that idolize her, please find a healthier role model such as Eowyn, Hermione, heck even Lily on How I Met Your Mother. Bella is a very unhealthy and psychologically unstable character and is an insult to females everywhere. She didn't even drive her own car most of the time! Disgusting.
How is she special too btw?
If someone can explain how Bella is unaffected 의해 any of the vampire's powers, it'd be much appreciated. That just seems like something that's just thrown out there. My theory? It's because Bella has no thoughts!
Edward...dude wtf?!
Sooo this guy that supposedly is totally in 사랑 with 당신 throws 당신 into a glass 표, 테이블 for protection, lies to you, breaks up with you, and abandons 당신 in the forest. A car ride 집 would have been nice plskthnx. Also, the throwing into the glass 표, 테이블 for her protection? That was totally safe. 당신 know, because she was bleeding even 더 많이 profusely after the 표, 테이블 than she was after the papercut. Also, who has ever bled that much after a papercut anyways, if at all? Furthermore, the fact that he kept "appearing" everytime Bella had an adrenaline rush was just weird. I think if my ex-boyfriend started showing up everytime I had a rush, I'd go and get a CT of my brain to make sure I didn't have a brain tumor a la Izzie seeing Denny b/c of her tumor. Also, the fact that Bella takes him right back after all the crap he put her through was just great. Really shows girls that hey, after a guy lies to 당신 like that 당신 can totally trust him again with no really good explanation other than "I 사랑 you". Nice.
OMG a Plot Point!!!
Annd what was the plot?? Everytime a possible plot point appeared it seemed to get derailed, such as the shots of Victoria, Laurent, 또는 whenever anyone said Bella was 연기 crazy. If anyone spoke reason 또는 a plot point appeared, it did not show again.
Lupin's 늑대 Looked Better...
The film must have had the world's worst computer 애니메이션 department because those 늑대 were a travesty. How about those transf...I mean FURSPLOSIONS eh? Really bad 애니메이션 coupled with a laughable transformation sequence (FURSPLODE!) led to even 더 많이 laughs. Too bad there weren't enough fursplosions.
That's What She Said!
There were way too many lines in the film where one could easily say that. For example- Bella: I'm coming! Me: That's what she said! Edward: I don't want 당신 to come! Me: That's what HE said!! If 당신 don't get the meaning behind that, then please go watch The Office where it is regularly utilized. Furthermore, the scene where Edward kisses Bella in front of her truck after the party was too funny. Edward acted like...well like link SNL skit. Please be forewarned that that link is meant for those 16 and older. That scene probably got one of the biggest laughs out of me.
Blocked
Finally, all the kiss-blocking that poor Jacob suffered through. Face 펀치 high school guy who threw up at an action movie (he's so gay then), Bella denies, and Edward calls just as he macks on the upper lip! Seriously, Jacob should have just pulled an Owen (Grey's Anatomy character), grabbed Bella, and just rocked her world. Doubt she woulda left if he did that.
Overall
Overall, this movie was a travesty to the film community. It was plotless, very poorly acted, and featured a very unhealthy set of characters that girls and women alike should not look up to as role models. Bella should have been thrown in a psych center for the stuff she was experiencing. I'm not going to apologize either if I've offended anyone. This is my honest opinion, and I know I wasn't as kind as I was in my first review. Now you've heard an opinion of an anti-Twilighter. 당신 Team Jacobers, 당신 got some respect from me now. Please save your brain cells and your money and do not see this movie. Unless 당신 want a really good laugh then 의해 all means do. Oh and one 더 많이 thing to note. The ending with the whole Marry me? Ending on the *gasp* garnered a huge laugh from our audience. And just for my own satisfaction, FURSPLODE TIME!!
No plot and many opportunities for "That's what she said!" abound in this film. Also, Edward during this kiss is very reminiscent of a certain SNL skit.
Poor Jacob kept getting blocked and denied. In the end, Bella chooses the unhealthy relationship with Edward based on looks rather than the healthy one with Jacob based on the initial strong friendship.
ok so here are a few rumors i heard over the course of the months after Eclipse came out,about Breaking Dawn.
the first rumor is that Breaking Dawn will be rated R. ok people i can officially 확인 that this is not true.Breaking Dawn will be rated PG-13.
the 초 rumor is that Zac Efron will be starring in Breaking Dawn. absolutely not, Zac Efron is sticking to his High School Musical stuff. good boy.
third rumor, is that Justin Bieber is going to be in the film for thirty seconds...nice try people.you must be thinking of men in black where M.J was on screen for 30 seconds.
finally,that Bella is getting replaced. ok girls, as MUCH as we wish this rumor was true...it's not.i know i know. we would ALL 사랑 for kristen stewart to get replaced.sorry, maybe 다음 time.
the first rumor is that Breaking Dawn will be rated R. ok people i can officially 확인 that this is not true.Breaking Dawn will be rated PG-13.
the 초 rumor is that Zac Efron will be starring in Breaking Dawn. absolutely not, Zac Efron is sticking to his High School Musical stuff. good boy.
third rumor, is that Justin Bieber is going to be in the film for thirty seconds...nice try people.you must be thinking of men in black where M.J was on screen for 30 seconds.
finally,that Bella is getting replaced. ok girls, as MUCH as we wish this rumor was true...it's not.i know i know. we would ALL 사랑 for kristen stewart to get replaced.sorry, maybe 다음 time.
뮤즈 won an American 음악 Award as the best alternative rock artist. 당신 can see their video from the Eclipse soundtrack of Neutron 별, 스타 Collision here. Unfortunately the Eclipse soundtrack did not win. It was beaten out of an award 의해 the 글리 soundtrack.
Opinion:
I've read that alot of people loved the Eclispe soundtrack...to be honest I dont even remember any of the songs on it! Now the Twilight soundtrack and the New Moon soundtrack I know 의해 heart....I feel quilty that I dont feel the same about the Eclipse sountrack...but congrats to Muse!
edward pov.
"what happened alice please tell me"isaid angrily," i can ashore 당신 she isn't dead but..."alice tralied off,"but wat"i said softly.
"volturi have her"alice said very angry.emse gasp
.then we all stould in silents then rosalie broke the silents,"so..... what do we do now"she ask alice,alice awser shoked all of us"we wait for bella to call so wait a second"1 초 later carlise's phone rang it was bella's phone number,but it wasn't bella becauseface changed red then he said "aro how did u get this number?"
then he put him on speaker and then he said"bella" .............
srry that i didn't write sooner,i got the flu but i good now!!
"what happened alice please tell me"isaid angrily," i can ashore 당신 she isn't dead but..."alice tralied off,"but wat"i said softly.
"volturi have her"alice said very angry.emse gasp
.then we all stould in silents then rosalie broke the silents,"so..... what do we do now"she ask alice,alice awser shoked all of us"we wait for bella to call so wait a second"1 초 later carlise's phone rang it was bella's phone number,but it wasn't bella becauseface changed red then he said "aro how did u get this number?"
then he put him on speaker and then he said"bella" .............
srry that i didn't write sooner,i got the flu but i good now!!
