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더 많이 랜덤 Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got 더 많이 awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga 책 또는 movies!

* Can I just say before 당신 read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between 뱀파이어 and 늑대인간 is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can 당신 have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy 곰 ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all 사랑 a 우주 heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer said that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think 당신 know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in 책 are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the 늑대 to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what 당신 are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

당신 think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in 사랑 with a 110 년 old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward 또는 Team Jacob... 또는 Team Gimme Both?

옮기기 over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten 의해 _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to 침대 early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the 책 but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the 영화 ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN 당신 can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When 당신 taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to 키스 me I wouldn’t 펀치 him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On 초 thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on 당신 then he’ll outlive you. Which is why 당신 get Edward to fall in 사랑 with 당신 and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole 토론 about who’s hotter, Edward 또는 Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, 뱀파이어 are cold and 늑대인간 are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer said it herself ;)

Hope 당신 enjoyed them ;) They'll be 더 많이 to come I assure you!

If 당신 haven't read the first ones I 게시됨 then go onto my 기사 and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and 코멘트 if 당신 liked ;)

Thank 당신 so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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NEW SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE COVER TWILIGHTERS AND TWIHARDS READ

posted by lexie2635

Everyones wondering whos on the cover of the November 2009 SEVENTEEN magazine.KRISTEN STEWART!Awesome right? The magazine gave Twilight its own little section.Interviews with Kristen,Robert,Taylor, and more.It also includes Behind the scenes secrets from Kellan Lutz, and facts about the new cast members.AND WAIT THERES MORE.A HOTTTTT poster of Taylor and a offer for free tickets to NEW MOON!!!!!!!! I got my copy,how about you.

NOTE:is not on seventeens page yet.But fun twilight games and give aways.

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Into the Shadow-Chatpters 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 + Prolouge

posted by twilight_james

I made some edits to it! Yay for editing!

Prologue
I lay, dying, getting closer to death every tick of the clock. I was in pain. And then the shifts changed. I saw Carlisle come in. he talked to my mother, and then wheeled her away. When he came back, he had an expression of determination on his face. He took me away to. I knew where we were going-the morgue. Yet I was not dead. I tried to speak, but I could not. Something told me that something terrible was about to happen. But I had no idea what was in-store for me.

We arrived. Carlisle's determination was replaced 의해 pain. I could only wonder...

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Midnight 사랑

posted by kim4312

Chapter Three:Rivals
One Day, Jessi Gets Out Of School, She Thinks About Walking Home, While Walking, Jacob Shows Up In His Truck "Hey Jess" Jacob Says "Hey Jake" Jessi Says Smiling "You Need a Ride Home?" Jacob Asks "Sure, My Legs Hurt Anyway" Jessi Says, She Opens The Door & Got In The Truck With Jacob, Peter, Victoria & James Watch Jacob Drive Jessi 집 At Abby's House "Thanks For Driving Me Home" Jessi Says "Anything For You" Jacob Says While Staring Into Her Eyes "I'll See 당신 Later" Jessi Says "Be Careful, 당신 Don't Know What Is Out Here"
Jacob Says "I Will" Jessi Says & Goes...

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Get Well Soon Ms. MS!

posted by gossipgirlstar2

A Twilight 팬 who suffers from a rare lung disease had the pleasure of winning a raffle that allowed her to score an autograph from Robert Pattinson. TwiCrackAddict has the full letter 게시됨 on their site, but here is a snippet of the letter:

I can't thank 당신 enough for taking the time out of your busy life and schedule to sign this for me. It means 더 많이 to me than 당신 will ever truly know.

I am not sure how much 당신 were told of me, but my name is Ms. MS and I am nearly 24 years old. I have a very rare lung disorder that causes my lungs to collapse at times without any notice, and from the...

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Pre-Order New Moon Sountrack

posted by gossipgirlstar2

당신 can now pre-order your own copy of The Twilight Saga: New Moon soundtrack at iTunes and as a bonus 당신 will get Anya Marina's "Satellite Heart." Check out the full set list of what 당신 can expect for the upcoming new album. Many of the songs have yet to be heard so getting the pre-sale of this item is a must for Twilight fans. The New Moon soundtrack goes viral on October 20th.

1.Death Cab For Cutie- Meet Me On The Equinox
2.Band Of Skulls- Friends
3.Thom Yorke- Hearing Damage
4.Lykke Li- Possibility
5.The Killers- A White Demon 사랑 Song
6.Anya Marina- Satellite Heart
7.Muse- I Belong To 당신 (New Moon Remix)
8.Bon Iver & St. Vincent- Rosyln
9.Black Rebel Motorcycle Club- Done All Wrong
10.Hurricane Bells- Monsters
11.Sea Wolf- The 제비꽃, 바이올렛 Hour
12.OK Go- Shooting The Moon
13.Grizzly 곰 (with Victoria Legrand)- Slow Life
14.Editors- No Sound But The Wind
15.Alexandre Desplat- New Moon (The Meadow)

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Bashful Tay-Tay

posted by gossipgirlstar2

It seems all the attention Taylor Lautner is getting lately due to his super sweet abs is making the actor a bit bashful. The actor spoke with AceShowBiz about how he thinks "it's weird and it's kind of embarrassing" to have the world see 당신 shirtless. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse actor said, "It's so uncomfortable knowing that so many people are seeing pictures of me shirtless." Sorry, Tay-Tay but we just can't enough of your shirtless self running around in the woods 연기 like a werewolf. We are all looking 앞으로 to see the new movie that we want to know everything about our fave actors and it's not that weird...

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It Never Ends {Chapter 2}

posted by DeadlyDarkness

Chapter 2

"No one wants her here, Jenibel." He hissed at her. "But she's your daughter!" She exclaimed.
"And? That doesnt mean Im supposed to 사랑 her!" He raised his voice at her.
This was unusual he never did that. She flinched at his words tears welling up in her eyes. "Dont say that." She said softly.
He laughed at her, a scary sound. She had heard him, so she whipped back her hand and punched him in the face. "Your NOT the man I had married, Jonathan."
He glared at her. Tears streaming down his cheek. It hurt. Badly. Then his body started trembling. And..and then he disapeared leaving a...

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Presenting “Scene It? Twilight”

posted by gossipgirlstar2

This fall, Twilighters will once again revisit the town of Forks and delve into the world of Bella and Edward, as New Moon will be released in theaters. But a new Twilight board game is coming out and that’s the “Scene It? Twilight.

“‘Scene It? Twilight’ is the game that 팬 of the ‘Twilight’ film have been asking for,” Screenlife’s chief executive officer Barry Watts said in a press release Thursday. “The overwhelming popularity of all things ‘Twilight’ has created such a huge demand, that we’ve collaborated with Summit Entertainment and Konami to offer 팬 the opportunity...

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black moon chapter 9

posted by joe-edwardfan

(end of chapter8)
I was so nerves how charlie was going to react, matt squeezed my hand to comfort me charlie opened the door and gasped he was stairing at me ,not beliving it was me
-Bella?
He wasn’t sure if it was really me and then I heard billys voice from the phone
-charlie charlie are 당신 ok?
He didn’t respond and turned off the phone
-yeah dad its me
He staired at me again
-you look different!
-yeah two weeks does that to you.
I lied to him
-oh Bella! I missed 당신 so much I was so worried that I wouldn’t see 당신 again!
Then I took my hand out of matts and hugged him
-your cold
-yeah its freezing...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 15

posted by teamalice_0

Sorry I have'nt written in awhile. I'm also not sick anymore! I'll try to get another chapter up today.
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He just stared opened mouth at me, which in turn making me self-conscience.

"Do I have to drag you?"

He seemed to snap out of it, but it was still there in his eyes. But at least he wasn't drooling, yet.

He went off into the woods to go turn into a wolf. While I waited on the rocks I watched little flickers of my past. It was sad. Nothing good happened since I was a vampire. Except for finding my aunt, but even then it had down-sides....

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Another Story Chapter 76

posted by surfergal

저기요 guys. Sorry the last one was so short and this one is short also. ( I have to get so e sleep) sorry some spelling was wrong too. Would y'all like me to make an end to this Story an start a different one 또는 keep going with this one? Let me know please.

I was getting really sleepy after watching tv. I looked down at my watch and it said that is was 4 am. I hated staying awake this early. Nathen and I were still snugling together, but we were 더 많이 casual now. M eyes were getting heavier and heavier 의해 the 초 and soon I felt Nathen pick me up and carry me to the bedroom and lay me on our...

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Another Story Chapter 73

posted by surfergal

Sorry for the wait! Hope 당신 like! 코멘트 and Rate please!!

I put my hand on the door knob and turned it. When I walked in the house was beautiful. It had tall ceilings and tall door frames for Nathen so he could walk through them without having to 오리 his a head a little bit. It had very nutral walls like kahki and it had color through pillows and recliner chairs. We walked into the 부엌, 주방 very pretty all stainless still appliences. Our 침대 room was so pretty a 퀸 size bed. Nathen walked through each room with me. No one else followed us in though..
This is beautiful, Have 당신 know about...

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Rathbone Dishes on Eclipse Details!

posted by Alice_Cullen_

MTV: Jackson, what are 당신 most looking 앞으로 to shooting in the 다음 film?

Jackson Rathbone: I'm really excited to start filming "Eclipse." I got a chance to read the script, and we get to go back into Jasper's backstory. They actually had to ask me about my equestrian experience. I told them I can gallop and trot and all that. I used to ride. It's been two 또는 three years since I've been on a horse, but I'm excited to get back up on the saddle.

MTV: So we're going to get to Jasper's Civil War backstory?

Rathbone: Yes, I get to shoot some Civil War stuff, and I'm also going to shoot a lot of...

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Another Story Chapter 68

posted by surfergal

That was the last thing I remembered was being put in am ambulance. I was scared because black dots were coming back I to my vision and I couldn't stay wake like the nice man that was taking care of me ask me to. My vision was black I couldn't hear anything 또는 feel it. Life was gone 또는 it had just disapeared. I remember when I was first waking up that I heard voices and I heard beeping noises and then everything came back at once.once vision I could see that I was in a room and that two men were standing 의해 my 침대 talking and then my memory of it husband came to me Nathen was staring at my...

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night fall chapter 6

posted by joe-edwardfan

3 days later (Cullen's house)
The pain was toooo much and it was getting worse every 초 I wanted to open my mouth to scream it out but that wouldn’t be probably a good Idea . suddenly the pain got worse and my neck was on flames and I wished I was never born then my body started shaking , what's going on? Should this happen? Am I going to die? Million 질문 ran into my mind like always then I figured out the shaking had stopped and I started to hear voices someone was talking down stairs, the TV was on and I could hear cars passing, cars? Wow I could hear the high way from here! I...

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Taylor's Story Chapter 20

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

TS20
I woke up to the birds chirping. I wished it would be rainy all day. I couldn't hear anyone in the house, that was the best sigh ever. I didn't know why Jake was mad but I didn't really care. I heard the phone ring but no on answeredi heard the answering machine pick up. It was Carisle! 저기요 Taylor, I got your new hearing aid in. Stop 의해 anytime so I can put it in for you. Bye. Than he hung up. I unlocked the door, went to the 부엌, 주방 to get a drink of water. There was a not on the 표, 테이블 saying " Taylor, I went to the store, probably will be there a while, Jake is doing shift back to back....

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Another Story Chapter 66

posted by surfergal

Sorry this is so short but im really tired

Once me and Nathen danced Emmet came over bad ask Nathen if he could dance with his little sister. So me and emmet danced he was very good at it too and the Carlisle came and danced with me.
Carlisle, I want to thanks 당신 for everything 당신 have done for me. 당신 are like my dad, to me I continued saying. 당신 have taken care of me when I didn't have a plAce to stay 당신 understood what was happening when I was in the coast guard and I just want to tell 당신 how much that means to me. I said crying.
Oh, Addi. Your welcome. Congradulation and I 사랑 you....

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Taylor's Story Chapter 17

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

TS17
Carsile's POV
I left the room and went to my office. Jacob was kind enough to let me go through Taylor's files. For some one so young, it sure was thick. This poor girl had been in the run for almost 8 years. I couldn't believe this girl was from Florida, I didn't know how she got here. This girl has been through a lot. She was put in juevy for running
away from the ophanage and running from the cops. Taylor, either didn't want to be adopted 또는 didn't want live in the ophanage. It said that she wasn't allowed to live in the girls ophanage because she kept running away. Emmett came into the...

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Another Story Chapter 63

posted by surfergal

Nathen's POV

Once Carlisle called Alice and told us about Addi being in a wreck, were all getting in cars and heading to the hospital. I was so worried about her. Carlisle hadn't gave us any detail about how bad she was, but I figured sinse he called and told us I thought it was going to be bad. Once we got to the hospital and Carlisle got her stable he came out and spoke to us. He said that she was in a coma and that he didn't know when she would wake up and she was doing good right now.
Once Addi finally woke up I went in to see her. I knew she was fine but seeing her all helpless just made...

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Taylor's Story Chapter 14

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Taylor's POV
Bella was the sweetest girl.We hopped in Bella's truck, this is an awesome truck, I told her. Thanks, so are 당신 going to be getting a car when 당신 turn 16? Bella asked. Nah probably not. I said. So how come your Mom and dad are not here? Bella asked. They had to work, that is all they do all the time. I said. Oh sorry, Charlie works a lot too since he is a cop. Bella said. Your dad is a cop. I could barley get out of my mouth. Yeah, why? Bella asked. Oh its nothing. I said. So do 당신 like Jake? Bella asked. Yeah but I'm trying not too just in case I have to 옮기기 again and he really...