Why He’s Hot:
1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as 뱀파이어 are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and 당신 사랑 him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. 당신 see Robert is instructing 당신 and you’re loving every 분 of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite 당신 over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds 더 많이 like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). 당신 can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. 당신 sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told 당신 that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
당신 can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as 뱀파이어 are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and 당신 사랑 him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. 당신 see Robert is instructing 당신 and you’re loving every 분 of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite 당신 over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds 더 많이 like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). 당신 can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. 당신 sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told 당신 that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
당신 can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. He tells her to stay away from him.
2. She says shes not afraid of him.
3. He lets her cry on his 셔츠 and ruin it.
4. He just wants her to be happy.
5. She trusts him.
6. He didn't kill her
7. When the car threatened to crush her all he could think was "Not her"
8. The lion fell in 사랑 with the lamb.
9. He left her only for her protection.
10. He won't end her life for her.
11. He took her to the prom because he did't want her to miss anything.
12. He feels very protective of her.
13. He risked blowing the family secret to save her.
14. He is her "Prisoner".
15. He dazzles her.
16. She doesn't care that he is a "Killer".
17. He sayed with her in the Hospital
18. He watches her sleep.
19. She always forgives him.
20. He 비둘기 her 집 when she felt sick.
2. She says shes not afraid of him.
3. He lets her cry on his 셔츠 and ruin it.
4. He just wants her to be happy.
5. She trusts him.
6. He didn't kill her
7. When the car threatened to crush her all he could think was "Not her"
8. The lion fell in 사랑 with the lamb.
9. He left her only for her protection.
10. He won't end her life for her.
11. He took her to the prom because he did't want her to miss anything.
12. He feels very protective of her.
13. He risked blowing the family secret to save her.
14. He is her "Prisoner".
15. He dazzles her.
16. She doesn't care that he is a "Killer".
17. He sayed with her in the Hospital
18. He watches her sleep.
19. She always forgives him.
20. He 비둘기 her 집 when she felt sick.
Distributor: Summit Entertainment Release Date: November 21, 2008
Genre: Romance Running Time: 2 hrs. 0 min.
MPAA Rating: PG-13 Production Budget: $37 million
TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES
Domestic: $138,552,000 86.7%
+ Foreign: $21,325,749 13.3%
= Worldwide: $159,877,749
DOMESTIC SUMMARY
Opening Weekend: $69,637,740
(3,419 theaters, $20,368 average)
% of Total Gross: 50.3%
Widest Release: 3,620 theaters
In Release: 17 days / 2.4 weeks
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I got into the house.I knew that it was worse than james I held my Drink.
Edward We need to be prepared.I could train with Jasper he wasin the army before he was turned. He could train us both me and Buffy .I held my 십자가, 크로스 bow "Hmm"I oiled it .
I saw that my tojo blades were getting rusty
I decided to Grab all my slaying stuff.
더 많이 avanced Sliver stakes but doesn't work as well as holy water and 불, 화재 filled Cross.
I ran down to the basement.I felt pain from another.It was Jazz.He was 읽기 "gone With The Wind".
Oh god why "jazz please stop i can feel your hurt."
huh?
It's one of my abilities now stop felling sorry for your self and help us didn't 당신 hear from edward theres a new evil in town!
Edward We need to be prepared.I could train with Jasper he wasin the army before he was turned. He could train us both me and Buffy .I held my 십자가, 크로스 bow "Hmm"I oiled it .
I saw that my tojo blades were getting rusty
I decided to Grab all my slaying stuff.
더 많이 avanced Sliver stakes but doesn't work as well as holy water and 불, 화재 filled Cross.
I ran down to the basement.I felt pain from another.It was Jazz.He was 읽기 "gone With The Wind".
Oh god why "jazz please stop i can feel your hurt."
huh?
It's one of my abilities now stop felling sorry for your self and help us didn't 당신 hear from edward theres a new evil in town!
Okay, this might be a big-old pointless rant, but i absolutely hate when people BASH on other character (i'm not saying any names) and i'm not just talking about Jacob-hating. If 당신 want to bash on Jacob 또는 any other character for that matter go the Jacob-Hating Spot, and if their isn't one, create one then!!!! I don't mind people sharing well-though out and intelligent opinions, it's just that i'm absolutley sick of all this hating on Jacob and Jacob lovers! I hate completely and utter idiocy 코멘트 done on this spot for Twilight 연인들 IN GENERAL like "Jacob f*** sucks!" and we've all seen it and heard of it, and i doubt this 기사 will make any difference but i needed to get it out of my system. 당신 don't see me going aroung saying things like "Edward sucks, and Bella will ALWAYS belong to Jacob." because it would seriously piss of ALOT of people. My thoughts. That's all. Don't care if someone 코멘트 on this just to somehow piss me off.
(End of pointless-rant)
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