this was a moment of 읽기 랜덤 ways to freak people out.
1. walk into class and too your teacher and say "oh 당신 do have a mouthwatering scent I have never noticed before."
2. if 당신 sit at a 책상, 데스크 on your own turn to the empty 책상, 데스크 and cry "oh Edward my 사랑 how i wish 당신 were here to give me something nice to look at instead of the teachers ass." start to sob with no tears coming out.
3. if 당신 are sitting 다음 to someone lean in very deliberately and sniff there shoulder and say "I am very thirsty today."
4. walk in wearing a gold band on your wedding finger and wave it about saying "i just got married last night to my gorgeous edward cullen." sigh dreamily.
5. throw a 책상, 데스크 at the blackboard then exclaim "no one understands the problems that being a cullen entails!!"
6. if it is interesting facts about yourself 일 stand up and say loudly "I am 109 years old" then describe in detail everything that happened in your life including your conversion from mortal to immortal and then say "It is so easy for 당신 humans." sigh theatrcally.
scream at your teacher "I have gratuated over seventy times been to ivy leaugue colleges and 당신 sit there like the worlds biggest know it all i know 더 많이 in this particular subject than 당신 do ugh the horror i hate 당신 all." run out of class.
7. if someone sits 다음 to 당신 옮기기 your chair as far away as the 책상, 데스크 will allow glare at them and hiss undetr your breath "oh no I knew i should have hunted today."
8. pay a friend too call 당신 in class answer and say "why did 당신 do that emmet. I mean I know how appealing she 빙어, 빙 어 to 당신 but there was no excuse to kill her and drink her blood." (say this very loudly) then hang up run out of the class saying something about a family emaergency.
9. do not eat 또는 drink anything at school EVER then at the end of the school 일 sigh theatrically and say "finally now i can go and hunt."
10. buy gold & blackcontact lenses wear black ones at first then the 다음 일 change 일 alternate every few weeks.
11. start humming Bella's lullaby very loudly then when everyone is staring say "what is your problem jeez don't 당신 know it's rude to stare?"
12. pretend to be on the phone arguing with Alice and snap "no i will not drink mrs ....'s blood i am perfectly in control." then snap the phone shut.
13. scribble out your last name on each of your school 책 and write Cullen instead.
14. pay one of your 프렌즈 from another school to walk into your class and say "come with me Aro has been expecting 당신 and has grown tired of your games." in a very sinister voice at which point 당신 start to snarl very loudly shove away from your 책상, 데스크 and crouch then spring at the friend knocking her out of the door make her scream. rip your 셔츠 mess your Blazer and walk back into class saying "well she won't be a problem any 더 많이 grin evilly at everyone.
15. walk into school with 토마토 sauce on your face whenever someone asks say 당신 had a midnight snack. if they ask what it was shrug and reply "a mountain lion."
16. sit motionless and do not change your facial expression if the teacher asks 당신 a quiestion (remember to look far away and distant) say "oh my god your gonna die after school" make the death as gory as possible.
17. walk into class then fall to the ground screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S JAANNNE OH NOOOOOOO!" then stand up and look around 당신 looking embarresed.
18. Get a friend (he has too be tall like emmet.) to run into the class shouting "Rosalie she has left me!"
19. answer evry 질문 that the teacher asks 당신 in a very bored voice like 당신 have knew all this stuff for ages. Don't even look at them when they ask you.
20. sigh alot and roll your eyes and mutter under your breath "this will drive me mad and that is a very hard thing to do to a vampire oh my god." continue like this for the whole lecture.
21. take a bottle of 토마토 juce into class and sit on your 책상, 데스크 (make a label that says o-negative) and very cassually drink throughout class muttereing "mmmmm... mountain lion bllod yum" then laugh manically at everyone making faces at there water.
1. walk into class and too your teacher and say "oh 당신 do have a mouthwatering scent I have never noticed before."
2. if 당신 sit at a 책상, 데스크 on your own turn to the empty 책상, 데스크 and cry "oh Edward my 사랑 how i wish 당신 were here to give me something nice to look at instead of the teachers ass." start to sob with no tears coming out.
3. if 당신 are sitting 다음 to someone lean in very deliberately and sniff there shoulder and say "I am very thirsty today."
4. walk in wearing a gold band on your wedding finger and wave it about saying "i just got married last night to my gorgeous edward cullen." sigh dreamily.
5. throw a 책상, 데스크 at the blackboard then exclaim "no one understands the problems that being a cullen entails!!"
6. if it is interesting facts about yourself 일 stand up and say loudly "I am 109 years old" then describe in detail everything that happened in your life including your conversion from mortal to immortal and then say "It is so easy for 당신 humans." sigh theatrcally.
scream at your teacher "I have gratuated over seventy times been to ivy leaugue colleges and 당신 sit there like the worlds biggest know it all i know 더 많이 in this particular subject than 당신 do ugh the horror i hate 당신 all." run out of class.
7. if someone sits 다음 to 당신 옮기기 your chair as far away as the 책상, 데스크 will allow glare at them and hiss undetr your breath "oh no I knew i should have hunted today."
8. pay a friend too call 당신 in class answer and say "why did 당신 do that emmet. I mean I know how appealing she 빙어, 빙 어 to 당신 but there was no excuse to kill her and drink her blood." (say this very loudly) then hang up run out of the class saying something about a family emaergency.
9. do not eat 또는 drink anything at school EVER then at the end of the school 일 sigh theatrically and say "finally now i can go and hunt."
10. buy gold & blackcontact lenses wear black ones at first then the 다음 일 change 일 alternate every few weeks.
11. start humming Bella's lullaby very loudly then when everyone is staring say "what is your problem jeez don't 당신 know it's rude to stare?"
12. pretend to be on the phone arguing with Alice and snap "no i will not drink mrs ....'s blood i am perfectly in control." then snap the phone shut.
13. scribble out your last name on each of your school 책 and write Cullen instead.
14. pay one of your 프렌즈 from another school to walk into your class and say "come with me Aro has been expecting 당신 and has grown tired of your games." in a very sinister voice at which point 당신 start to snarl very loudly shove away from your 책상, 데스크 and crouch then spring at the friend knocking her out of the door make her scream. rip your 셔츠 mess your Blazer and walk back into class saying "well she won't be a problem any 더 많이 grin evilly at everyone.
15. walk into school with 토마토 sauce on your face whenever someone asks say 당신 had a midnight snack. if they ask what it was shrug and reply "a mountain lion."
16. sit motionless and do not change your facial expression if the teacher asks 당신 a quiestion (remember to look far away and distant) say "oh my god your gonna die after school" make the death as gory as possible.
17. walk into class then fall to the ground screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S JAANNNE OH NOOOOOOO!" then stand up and look around 당신 looking embarresed.
18. Get a friend (he has too be tall like emmet.) to run into the class shouting "Rosalie she has left me!"
19. answer evry 질문 that the teacher asks 당신 in a very bored voice like 당신 have knew all this stuff for ages. Don't even look at them when they ask you.
20. sigh alot and roll your eyes and mutter under your breath "this will drive me mad and that is a very hard thing to do to a vampire oh my god." continue like this for the whole lecture.
21. take a bottle of 토마토 juce into class and sit on your 책상, 데스크 (make a label that says o-negative) and very cassually drink throughout class muttereing "mmmmm... mountain lion bllod yum" then laugh manically at everyone making faces at there water.
