How did i think of this story?Well,it all started with this other story.But this story is completly different.I never knew the 제목 of it.
One night i was walking down the side walk with my friend,Lucy.So what are 당신 going to do tommorow after school?I don't know.Gwen, 당신 don't know?No.Maybe 당신 can come bowling with me and Sara.No,thanks.Why?I really don't like it.Come on.But...Please?fine.YES!Aren't 당신 gonna ask your dad?Well,I am but i say that he is going to let me.And don't forget my mom.Haha.We started laughing.
Then, i noticed that we were in front of my house.Well,bye.bye!See 당신 tomorrow.Wait!Are 당신 going to walk alone at night?Gwen i always do.Right.
While,I saw her walk toward her house,I heard the door open.Come on in sweet heart.Why are 당신 standing here on the porch?It's cold.Mom it's Forks.Still come inside.
we all sat down to eat dinner.So how was school today?Great.Tell us.No.common on.ok.Well,gym was hard.vally ball agin.Oh.How about math?easy.reading?great.Can we change the subject?Why?Embaressed?No!Hey can i go bolwling with Lucy and Sara?Ok,have fun.When is it gonna be?Um...Well,i forgot.You can alwasy ask.Any way i am going to school tomorrow.make sure 당신 do that.
Once I finished eating,I picked up my dishes,and puted them in the sink.while,I washed my dishes,my dog Lily came in.Gwen can 당신 get Lily outside!yes!Remeber,your sister is coming today.Oh.Right.Lily,Out!Oh,and sweet heart?yes?Mop!All right.I went to get the mop.Then,i went to get a half full bucket of water.
once,i was in the house i stared moping.
I'm at the bolwing place.There were childeren bowling and in the arcades.Adults too.Lucy and Sara at the corner bowling.hey,Gwen!Come on!What are 당신 waiting for?I'm walking toward them.Grabbing a bowling ball.Leting it roll toward the bowling pins.All of of a sudden,I hit some one on the leg.AAAAAAAAAA!!!!He would scream.Then,my mom came out of no where.
Sweet heart.hello?Wake up!
I woke up.You fell asleep.What is it?10:57.my dad came in.
Well,if 당신 are falling asleep I will mop.I gave him the mop.
i want to sleep,but I have to wait for my adult sis.What time does she arrive dad?!:16.Well,that's not much.And we still need to greet and chat.This will be a long night.
One night i was walking down the side walk with my friend,Lucy.So what are 당신 going to do tommorow after school?I don't know.Gwen, 당신 don't know?No.Maybe 당신 can come bowling with me and Sara.No,thanks.Why?I really don't like it.Come on.But...Please?fine.YES!Aren't 당신 gonna ask your dad?Well,I am but i say that he is going to let me.And don't forget my mom.Haha.We started laughing.
Then, i noticed that we were in front of my house.Well,bye.bye!See 당신 tomorrow.Wait!Are 당신 going to walk alone at night?Gwen i always do.Right.
While,I saw her walk toward her house,I heard the door open.Come on in sweet heart.Why are 당신 standing here on the porch?It's cold.Mom it's Forks.Still come inside.
we all sat down to eat dinner.So how was school today?Great.Tell us.No.common on.ok.Well,gym was hard.vally ball agin.Oh.How about math?easy.reading?great.Can we change the subject?Why?Embaressed?No!Hey can i go bolwling with Lucy and Sara?Ok,have fun.When is it gonna be?Um...Well,i forgot.You can alwasy ask.Any way i am going to school tomorrow.make sure 당신 do that.
Once I finished eating,I picked up my dishes,and puted them in the sink.while,I washed my dishes,my dog Lily came in.Gwen can 당신 get Lily outside!yes!Remeber,your sister is coming today.Oh.Right.Lily,Out!Oh,and sweet heart?yes?Mop!All right.I went to get the mop.Then,i went to get a half full bucket of water.
once,i was in the house i stared moping.
I'm at the bolwing place.There were childeren bowling and in the arcades.Adults too.Lucy and Sara at the corner bowling.hey,Gwen!Come on!What are 당신 waiting for?I'm walking toward them.Grabbing a bowling ball.Leting it roll toward the bowling pins.All of of a sudden,I hit some one on the leg.AAAAAAAAAA!!!!He would scream.Then,my mom came out of no where.
Sweet heart.hello?Wake up!
I woke up.You fell asleep.What is it?10:57.my dad came in.
Well,if 당신 are falling asleep I will mop.I gave him the mop.
i want to sleep,but I have to wait for my adult sis.What time does she arrive dad?!:16.Well,that's not much.And we still need to greet and chat.This will be a long night.
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the 심장 with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
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9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the 심장 with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
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10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that 당신 and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her 당신 are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that 당신 and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her 당신 are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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