I found this hilarious list on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)
Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate 당신 and I don't 사랑 당신 any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could 당신 cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 사랑 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) 당신 know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry, but I don't 사랑 당신 anymore. I've realized that my true 사랑 is Mike Newton. (Sent in by: Andy)
11) 저기요 Edward, can 당신 go bite Jacob? (Sent in by: Alex)
12) I've decided I don't want to become a vampire anymore. (Sent in by: Stephanie)
13) Good god Edward, 당신 and I are both so perfectly tanned! (Sent in by: Mia)
14) Well, since I obviously smell so good to the vamps, maybe Jasper and I can hook up. 다음 on my list: Carlisle and Emmett! (Sent in by: Courtney)
15) I think I'll just stay human. (Sent in by: Chris)
16) I don't want to be a vampire anymore. I enjoy being a human too much. (Sent in by: Megan)
17) Edward, I absoltuly hate the color of your eyes.
18) 키스 me, Mike! (Sent in by: Brianna)
19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! (Sent in by: Maddy)
20) Sorry Edward, I just used 당신 to get to know Emmett. (Sent in by: Lilyn)
21) OH MY GOD. A vampire? And a WEREWOLF?! *runs away screaming frantically* (Sent in by: Phoebe)
22) Let's race! (Sent in by: Gabby)
23) I'm sorry Edward but I am just too coordinated to hang with 당신 (Sent in by: Alexis)
24) Edward, I would just 사랑 it if 당신 had red eyes! (Sent in by: Laura)
25) No Edward! Don't bite me! (Sent in by: Laura)
26) Alice, I hate 당신 and 당신 can't be my maid of honour! (Sent in by: Laura)
27) I wish Tyler had taken me to the prom (Sent in by: Laura)
Edward. I'm sorry, I just can't be with 당신 anymore. I'm going back to Jacob, he still has a heartbeat. (Sent in by: Whitney)
28) Edward, will 당신 bite me? I want to know what my blood tastes Edward, I don't want to be a vampire. And I'm going to go ask Aro to kill me. Adios, amigo! (Sent in by: Sara)
29) I wish 당신 wouldn't breathe on me Edward - your breath stinks! (Sent in by: Sarah)
30) I'm going to the 바닷가, 비치 to get a tan! (Sent in by: Ella)
31) I rock at ALL sports! (Sent in by: Katie)
32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna)
33) Edward, let's go party! (Sent in by: Alysha)
34) I want a BIG wedding! (Sent in by: Mackenzie and Jennifer)
35) 당신 know, why did 당신 have to kill James? I really loved him 당신 know! (Sent in by: Bubbles and Pussycat)
36) Can we pleeeeeeeeease go play sports? (Sent in by: India)
I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope 당신 don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)
37) Mike Newton is a stud muffin! (Sent in by: Jennifer)
38) 당신 feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... (Sent in by: Laura)
39) Alice, lets have a sleepover. We can paint our nails, and do our hair, and even spend money! (Sent in by: Samm44)
40) Edward, I just dated 당신 to get the coupe. Sorry. (Sent in by: Sam)
41) Edward, 당신 are the cheese to my macaroni. (Sent in by: Allie)
42) Alice, 당신 throw the best parties!! I 사랑 them!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
43) Y'know, when I jumped off that cliff? I really was trying to commit suicide. (Sent in by: Doriz)
44) 저기요 Edward, how about 당신 go with Esme and I hook up with Carlisle. (Sent in by: Samara)
45) Edward, I used 당신 to get Jacob. (Sent in by: Alysha)
46) Let's go to the PROM, Edward!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
47) Eddy, I'm thinking of dying my hair blonde and going the cheerleaders, whatca think? (Sent in by: Amy)
48) I was thinking we could honeymoon on the 바닷가, 비치 in Hawaii! (Sent in by: Kelsey)
49) 당신 know Edward, I think when I'm a vampire we should get a dog! (Sent in by: Shelby)
50) Edward, I think it's really creepy how 당신 watch me when I sleep. Please stop. (Sent in by: Alice)
Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate 당신 and I don't 사랑 당신 any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could 당신 cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 사랑 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) 당신 know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry, but I don't 사랑 당신 anymore. I've realized that my true 사랑 is Mike Newton. (Sent in by: Andy)
11) 저기요 Edward, can 당신 go bite Jacob? (Sent in by: Alex)
12) I've decided I don't want to become a vampire anymore. (Sent in by: Stephanie)
13) Good god Edward, 당신 and I are both so perfectly tanned! (Sent in by: Mia)
14) Well, since I obviously smell so good to the vamps, maybe Jasper and I can hook up. 다음 on my list: Carlisle and Emmett! (Sent in by: Courtney)
15) I think I'll just stay human. (Sent in by: Chris)
16) I don't want to be a vampire anymore. I enjoy being a human too much. (Sent in by: Megan)
17) Edward, I absoltuly hate the color of your eyes.
18) 키스 me, Mike! (Sent in by: Brianna)
19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! (Sent in by: Maddy)
20) Sorry Edward, I just used 당신 to get to know Emmett. (Sent in by: Lilyn)
21) OH MY GOD. A vampire? And a WEREWOLF?! *runs away screaming frantically* (Sent in by: Phoebe)
22) Let's race! (Sent in by: Gabby)
23) I'm sorry Edward but I am just too coordinated to hang with 당신 (Sent in by: Alexis)
24) Edward, I would just 사랑 it if 당신 had red eyes! (Sent in by: Laura)
25) No Edward! Don't bite me! (Sent in by: Laura)
26) Alice, I hate 당신 and 당신 can't be my maid of honour! (Sent in by: Laura)
27) I wish Tyler had taken me to the prom (Sent in by: Laura)
Edward. I'm sorry, I just can't be with 당신 anymore. I'm going back to Jacob, he still has a heartbeat. (Sent in by: Whitney)
28) Edward, will 당신 bite me? I want to know what my blood tastes Edward, I don't want to be a vampire. And I'm going to go ask Aro to kill me. Adios, amigo! (Sent in by: Sara)
29) I wish 당신 wouldn't breathe on me Edward - your breath stinks! (Sent in by: Sarah)
30) I'm going to the 바닷가, 비치 to get a tan! (Sent in by: Ella)
31) I rock at ALL sports! (Sent in by: Katie)
32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna)
33) Edward, let's go party! (Sent in by: Alysha)
34) I want a BIG wedding! (Sent in by: Mackenzie and Jennifer)
35) 당신 know, why did 당신 have to kill James? I really loved him 당신 know! (Sent in by: Bubbles and Pussycat)
36) Can we pleeeeeeeeease go play sports? (Sent in by: India)
I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope 당신 don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)
37) Mike Newton is a stud muffin! (Sent in by: Jennifer)
38) 당신 feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... (Sent in by: Laura)
39) Alice, lets have a sleepover. We can paint our nails, and do our hair, and even spend money! (Sent in by: Samm44)
40) Edward, I just dated 당신 to get the coupe. Sorry. (Sent in by: Sam)
41) Edward, 당신 are the cheese to my macaroni. (Sent in by: Allie)
42) Alice, 당신 throw the best parties!! I 사랑 them!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
43) Y'know, when I jumped off that cliff? I really was trying to commit suicide. (Sent in by: Doriz)
44) 저기요 Edward, how about 당신 go with Esme and I hook up with Carlisle. (Sent in by: Samara)
45) Edward, I used 당신 to get Jacob. (Sent in by: Alysha)
46) Let's go to the PROM, Edward!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
47) Eddy, I'm thinking of dying my hair blonde and going the cheerleaders, whatca think? (Sent in by: Amy)
48) I was thinking we could honeymoon on the 바닷가, 비치 in Hawaii! (Sent in by: Kelsey)
49) 당신 know Edward, I think when I'm a vampire we should get a dog! (Sent in by: Shelby)
50) Edward, I think it's really creepy how 당신 watch me when I sleep. Please stop. (Sent in by: Alice)
God and His priests and His kings
All were waiting
All will wait
As they go over
Mmm, held between heaven and hell
As they're dancing
As they dance over and over
Over
Cold
Cold
Crimson and bare as I stand
Yours completely
Yours as we go over
Sing for the lion and 양고기
Their hearts are hunting
Still hearts hold ever and ever
Ever
Cold
Cold
God and His priests and His kings
Turn their faces
Even they feel the cold
Ooooooh, ooooooh
What 당신 are given
Can't be forgotten
And never forsaken
What 당신 are given
Can't be forgotten
And never forsaken
What 당신 are given
Can't be forgotten
Cold
All were waiting
All will wait
As they go over
Mmm, held between heaven and hell
As they're dancing
As they dance over and over
Over
Cold
Cold
Crimson and bare as I stand
Yours completely
Yours as we go over
Sing for the lion and 양고기
Their hearts are hunting
Still hearts hold ever and ever
Ever
Cold
Cold
God and His priests and His kings
Turn their faces
Even they feel the cold
Ooooooh, ooooooh
What 당신 are given
Can't be forgotten
And never forsaken
What 당신 are given
Can't be forgotten
And never forsaken
What 당신 are given
Can't be forgotten
Cold
Touch me I'm cold, unable to control
Touch me I'm golden and wild as the wind blows
And tumbling, tumbling, don't go fascination
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
Let me come closer, I'm not your shadow
With our eyes shielded from the oncoming count
It's not hard for us to say what we should not
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
Touch me I'm cold, unable to control
Touch me I'm golden and wild as the wind blows
And tumbling, tumbling, don't go fascination
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
Let's get lost
Let's get lost
Let's get lost
Let's get lost
Touch me I'm golden and wild as the wind blows
And tumbling, tumbling, don't go fascination
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
Let me come closer, I'm not your shadow
With our eyes shielded from the oncoming count
It's not hard for us to say what we should not
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
Touch me I'm cold, unable to control
Touch me I'm golden and wild as the wind blows
And tumbling, tumbling, don't go fascination
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
If just for tonight darling, let's get lost
Let's get lost
Let's get lost
Let's get lost
Let's get lost
An innocent child in New Orleans
A simple girl from simple means
Walked the rails
Rode her thumb
She hitched a ride with everyone
The regular, she’d rearrange
The girl knew how to chop and change
Chop and change (Ooo)
Chop and change (Yeah)
Chop and change (Oh, oh, oh)
Chop and change (Yeah) alright
Took a job working late
Jacking cars from out of state
She found no 사랑 in this town
So she’d never mess around
Had no luck, but ain’t it strange
The girl knew how to chop and change
Chop and change (Oh, oh)
Chop and change (Come on, come on, come on, come on yeah)
Chop and change (Chop and change)
Chop and change (Oh)
Alright
A simple girl from simple means
Walked the rails
Rode her thumb
She hitched a ride with everyone
The regular, she’d rearrange
The girl knew how to chop and change
Chop and change (Ooo)
Chop and change (Yeah)
Chop and change (Oh, oh, oh)
Chop and change (Yeah) alright
Took a job working late
Jacking cars from out of state
She found no 사랑 in this town
So she’d never mess around
Had no luck, but ain’t it strange
The girl knew how to chop and change
Chop and change (Oh, oh)
Chop and change (Come on, come on, come on, come on yeah)
Chop and change (Chop and change)
Chop and change (Oh)
Alright
It's all hats off now, all drum rolls and applause
의해 slight of the hand 당신 will turn them into dust
A face to face 당신 will lead them 의해 the fall
A track fiend and the saw dust
You're allowed to stare it out
It’s all good luck charms
All trying to understand
Indeed inside me will always hope for worse
당신 say 당신 keep them close by
They're closer than 당신 think
A track fiend and the saw dust
You're allowed to stare it out
다음 spring will bring 당신 back again
You'll sigh and crack the whip for us
And maybe 당신 will be the one
Who'll draw the line in the sand
For us to crawl
It's all past bats now
All painting gorgeous time
And maybe when the night comes
You'll open up the cage
You'll open up the cage
의해 slight of the hand 당신 will turn them into dust
A face to face 당신 will lead them 의해 the fall
A track fiend and the saw dust
You're allowed to stare it out
It’s all good luck charms
All trying to understand
Indeed inside me will always hope for worse
당신 say 당신 keep them close by
They're closer than 당신 think
A track fiend and the saw dust
You're allowed to stare it out
다음 spring will bring 당신 back again
You'll sigh and crack the whip for us
And maybe 당신 will be the one
Who'll draw the line in the sand
For us to crawl
It's all past bats now
All painting gorgeous time
And maybe when the night comes
You'll open up the cage
You'll open up the cage
I think I know what’s on your mind
A couple words, a great divide
Waiting in the wings, a small respite
Crowding up the foreground from behind
Even though you’re the only one I see
It’s the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy
Take anything 당신 want, it’s fine
Keep up the slow life for the night
Don’t take it back, I’ll just deny
This constant noise all the time
Even though you’re the only one I see
It’s the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy
From the wind in front of me
Even though you’re the only one I see
It’s the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy
From the wind in front of me
Even though you’re the only one I see
A couple words, a great divide
Waiting in the wings, a small respite
Crowding up the foreground from behind
Even though you’re the only one I see
It’s the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy
Take anything 당신 want, it’s fine
Keep up the slow life for the night
Don’t take it back, I’ll just deny
This constant noise all the time
Even though you’re the only one I see
It’s the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy
From the wind in front of me
Even though you’re the only one I see
It’s the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy
From the wind in front of me
Even though you’re the only one I see
Situations are critical
당신 got to look first before 당신 go
If 당신 wasn’t too sure then now 당신 know
The situations are critical
Wait, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
Wait, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
Deep into the darkness where I hide
The monsters are buried down deep inside
당신 never know when they’re satisfied
Buried down deep where the sun don’t shine
The monsters are buried down deep inside but
Wait, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
You’re wasting away, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
Deep into the darkness where I hide
Deep into the darkness where I hide
Wait, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
Oh wait, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
You’re wasting away, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
Deep into the darkness where I hide
Deep into the darkness where I hide
Deep into the darkness
당신 got to look first before 당신 go
If 당신 wasn’t too sure then now 당신 know
The situations are critical
Wait, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
Wait, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
Deep into the darkness where I hide
The monsters are buried down deep inside
당신 never know when they’re satisfied
Buried down deep where the sun don’t shine
The monsters are buried down deep inside but
Wait, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
You’re wasting away, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
Deep into the darkness where I hide
Deep into the darkness where I hide
Wait, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
Oh wait, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
You’re wasting away, ok, you’ve got to look before 당신 go
Deep into the darkness where I hide
Deep into the darkness where I hide
Deep into the darkness
Ah, ah, ah ,ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I seek 당신 out
Flay 당신 alive
One 더 많이 word and 당신 won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
See right through 당신 any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for 당신 to gain
I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
I won’t soothe your pain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I won’t ease your strain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
You’ll be waiting in vain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I got nothing for 당신 to gain
Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I seek 당신 out
Flay 당신 alive
One 더 많이 word and 당신 won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
See right through 당신 any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for 당신 to gain
I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
I won’t soothe your pain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I won’t ease your strain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
You’ll be waiting in vain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I got nothing for 당신 to gain
Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
When the thorn 부시, 부시 대통령은 turns white that’s when I’ll come home
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don’t know where I’ll go
And I don’t know what I’ll see
But I’ll try not to bring it back 집 with me
Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As 당신 watch me wander, curse the powers that be
‘Cause all I want is here and now
But it’s already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long
Far, far away, no voices sounding
No one around me and you’re still there
Far, far away, no choices passing
No time confounds me and you’re still there
In the full moon’s light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear 당신 calling me
But I don’t know where I am
And I don’t trust who I’ve been
But if I come 집 how will I ever leave
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don’t know where I’ll go
And I don’t know what I’ll see
But I’ll try not to bring it back 집 with me
Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As 당신 watch me wander, curse the powers that be
‘Cause all I want is here and now
But it’s already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long
Far, far away, no voices sounding
No one around me and you’re still there
Far, far away, no choices passing
No time confounds me and you’re still there
In the full moon’s light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear 당신 calling me
But I don’t know where I am
And I don’t trust who I’ve been
But if I come 집 how will I ever leave
HELLO EVERY ONE!! This 기사 is about the 1st part of breaking dawn the movie, if 당신 have NOT read the book then do not read any further.
They have 스플릿, 분할 it into 2 parts the first part is when Edward and Bella get married and when she figures out that she became pregnant.
The 초 part is ALL about Jacob and how he feels when he figures out how Bella is prego with a cute devil child! (Or a bloodsucker/human) It is going to be the best movie in the whole world!!!
Well CHOW until 다음 week on Monday
MOOSH!!!! <3
They have 스플릿, 분할 it into 2 parts the first part is when Edward and Bella get married and when she figures out that she became pregnant.
The 초 part is ALL about Jacob and how he feels when he figures out how Bella is prego with a cute devil child! (Or a bloodsucker/human) It is going to be the best movie in the whole world!!!
Well CHOW until 다음 week on Monday
MOOSH!!!! <3
