Note: I did not write this article.My 팬팝 sister,Robssesed,wrote this.This is for all 당신 Twi hards,like Robssesed and myself.Enjoy!!!
The only thing that is mine from the 기사 are the pictures.
If 당신 think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.
If 당신 have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever 당신 hear thunder, 당신 think of 뱀파이어 playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If 당신 are in 사랑 with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.
If 당신 took the time to read all of these (and 당신 usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished 당신 could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, 당신 can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If 당신 are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If 당신 are addicted to 뱀파이어 and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Edward's mind reading, Alice's visions, Jasper's empathy, Rosalie's beauty and tenacity, Emmett's strength, Esme's love, and Carlisle's compassion are only a few of thousands of reasons why you're Team Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If 당신 have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up 또는 i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up 또는 i'll get james to kill 당신
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that 뱀파이어 are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely 사랑 the Cullen 뱀파이어
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there 프로필
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. 당신 can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True 사랑 knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real 뱀파이어 sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about 더 많이 than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. 사랑 means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. 우주 heaters can be very annoying.
30. 사랑 can make even the most miserable places paradise.
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey 의해 traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my 심장 fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and see a outfit thats a cutie
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to 사랑 Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
The only thing that is mine from the 기사 are the pictures.
If 당신 think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.
If 당신 have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever 당신 hear thunder, 당신 think of 뱀파이어 playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If 당신 are in 사랑 with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.
If 당신 took the time to read all of these (and 당신 usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished 당신 could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, 당신 can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If 당신 are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If 당신 are addicted to 뱀파이어 and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Edward's mind reading, Alice's visions, Jasper's empathy, Rosalie's beauty and tenacity, Emmett's strength, Esme's love, and Carlisle's compassion are only a few of thousands of reasons why you're Team Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If 당신 have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up 또는 i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up 또는 i'll get james to kill 당신
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that 뱀파이어 are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely 사랑 the Cullen 뱀파이어
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there 프로필
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. 당신 can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True 사랑 knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real 뱀파이어 sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about 더 많이 than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. 사랑 means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. 우주 heaters can be very annoying.
30. 사랑 can make even the most miserable places paradise.
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey 의해 traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my 심장 fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and see a outfit thats a cutie
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to 사랑 Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
Dreamed last night about a time and place
Where from our troubles we had escaped
I held your hand and I felt complete
As 당신 turned and said to me
From now on
From now on we'll be
당신 and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
당신 and me
당신 and me, we will be
Years went 의해 and nothing changed
The 사랑 we shared just stayed the same
As hair grew grey on 상단, 맨 위로 of our heads
Every night I quietly said
From now on
From now on we'll be
당신 and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
당신 and me
당신 and me, we will be
Only a dream
Only a dream
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
당신 and me, we will be
Where from our troubles we had escaped
I held your hand and I felt complete
As 당신 turned and said to me
From now on
From now on we'll be
당신 and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
당신 and me
당신 and me, we will be
Years went 의해 and nothing changed
The 사랑 we shared just stayed the same
As hair grew grey on 상단, 맨 위로 of our heads
Every night I quietly said
From now on
From now on we'll be
당신 and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
당신 and me
당신 and me, we will be
Only a dream
Only a dream
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
당신 and me, we will be
I done me wrong
I done all wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite long
I done all wrong
I done me wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite, quite long
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
If you’re doing wrong
If 당신 done all wrong
당신 can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite long
If 당신 done all wrong
You’re doing wrong
당신 can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite, quite long
All the wrong 당신 done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong 당신 done
Will be undone in song
We’re doing wrong
We all done wrong
If we did no wrong
I’m sure we would be gone
I done all wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite long
I done all wrong
I done me wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite, quite long
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
If you’re doing wrong
If 당신 done all wrong
당신 can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite long
If 당신 done all wrong
You’re doing wrong
당신 can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite, quite long
All the wrong 당신 done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong 당신 done
Will be undone in song
We’re doing wrong
We all done wrong
If we did no wrong
I’m sure we would be gone
A tear in my brain
Allows the voices in
They wanna push 당신 off the path
With their frequency wires
And 당신 can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
당신 can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
A drunken salesman
Your hearing damage
Your mind is restless
They say you’re getting better
But 당신 don’t feel any better
(In my eyes
In my eyes)
Your speakers are blowing
Your ears are wrecking
Your hearing damage
당신 wish 당신 felt better
당신 wish 당신 felt better
(In my eyes
A better place)
당신 can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
당신 can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
Allows the voices in
They wanna push 당신 off the path
With their frequency wires
And 당신 can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
당신 can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
A drunken salesman
Your hearing damage
Your mind is restless
They say you’re getting better
But 당신 don’t feel any better
(In my eyes
In my eyes)
Your speakers are blowing
Your ears are wrecking
Your hearing damage
당신 wish 당신 felt better
당신 wish 당신 felt better
(In my eyes
A better place)
당신 can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
당신 can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
Ah, ah, ah ,ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I seek 당신 out
Flay 당신 alive
One 더 많이 word and 당신 won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
See right through 당신 any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for 당신 to gain
I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
I won’t soothe your pain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I won’t ease your strain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
You’ll be waiting in vain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I got nothing for 당신 to gain
Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I seek 당신 out
Flay 당신 alive
One 더 많이 word and 당신 won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
See right through 당신 any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for 당신 to gain
I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
I won’t soothe your pain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I won’t ease your strain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
You’ll be waiting in vain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I got nothing for 당신 to gain
Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
The 시간 has begun
Your eyes have now opened
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my 사랑 always
Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my 사랑 always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my 사랑 always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for 당신 사랑 always
Your eyes have now opened
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my 사랑 always
Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my 사랑 always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my 사랑 always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for 당신 사랑 always
When the thorn 부시, 부시 대통령은 turns white that’s when I’ll come home
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don’t know where I’ll go
And I don’t know what I’ll see
But I’ll try not to bring it back 집 with me
Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As 당신 watch me wander, curse the powers that be
‘Cause all I want is here and now
But it’s already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long
Far, far away, no voices sounding
No one around me and you’re still there
Far, far away, no choices passing
No time confounds me and you’re still there
In the full moon’s light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear 당신 calling me
But I don’t know where I am
And I don’t trust who I’ve been
But if I come 집 how will I ever leave
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don’t know where I’ll go
And I don’t know what I’ll see
But I’ll try not to bring it back 집 with me
Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As 당신 watch me wander, curse the powers that be
‘Cause all I want is here and now
But it’s already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long
Far, far away, no voices sounding
No one around me and you’re still there
Far, far away, no choices passing
No time confounds me and you’re still there
In the full moon’s light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear 당신 calling me
But I don’t know where I am
And I don’t trust who I’ve been
But if I come 집 how will I ever leave