DISCLAIMER:Blah blah blah I don't own Twilight, the Village People, 또는 Brokeback Mountain.
Alice POV
I couldn't believe Emmett fell for this. Emmett insisted on being a cowboy for Halloween, and I insisted on picking out his costume. I decided to trick him. I let him choose between two outfits, one was a replica of the outfit from the cowboy in The Village People, the other was a character from my 가장 좋아하는 movie. Naturally, he had chosen the 초 one. I wanted to trick Jasper into wearing it, but seeing as I had already forced him to watch it, he refused.
Oh well, this will be funnier.
"Okay Alice, I'm ready!" screamed Emmet.
"Wait!" I cried.
"What?"
"Don't forget your blonde wig!"
"Oh, okay."
"Now remember, 당신 have to say the character's name in order for people to get it."
"Alright, wait, what's his name again, Dennis Elmer?"
I tried not to laugh. "Close, it's Ennis Del Mar."
"Who names their kid Ennis?" he asked. "It makes him sound gay."
It took all of my will power not to crack up laughing.
(A/N For those of 당신 who didn't get it, Ennis Del Mar is one of the main characters in Brokeback Mountain.)
Alice POV
I couldn't believe Emmett fell for this. Emmett insisted on being a cowboy for Halloween, and I insisted on picking out his costume. I decided to trick him. I let him choose between two outfits, one was a replica of the outfit from the cowboy in The Village People, the other was a character from my 가장 좋아하는 movie. Naturally, he had chosen the 초 one. I wanted to trick Jasper into wearing it, but seeing as I had already forced him to watch it, he refused.
Oh well, this will be funnier.
"Okay Alice, I'm ready!" screamed Emmet.
"Wait!" I cried.
"What?"
"Don't forget your blonde wig!"
"Oh, okay."
"Now remember, 당신 have to say the character's name in order for people to get it."
"Alright, wait, what's his name again, Dennis Elmer?"
I tried not to laugh. "Close, it's Ennis Del Mar."
"Who names their kid Ennis?" he asked. "It makes him sound gay."
It took all of my will power not to crack up laughing.
(A/N For those of 당신 who didn't get it, Ennis Del Mar is one of the main characters in Brokeback Mountain.)
The 일 was December 13,1929.I was walking 집 from school late at night,and 2 of my 프렌즈 Jessica and Lauren came up to me.
"Hey guys what are 당신 doing out here late at night?"I said
"Well we were waiting for you."Jessica said
"Really,why?"I said.They never waited for me this long before.I don't know why I feel uneven around them.
"Oh just to do this,Lauren now!"But before i had a time to react i suddenly felt a sharp pain in my back then later my arm.When i looked down blood drip on the hard,cold sidewalk.Then i was on the ground as Jessica and Lauren ran away leaving me to bleed to death.Darkness was around me,but then another sharp pain came to me.Not like a stab but like biting.When I woke up I felt a lot 더 많이 different.Free,bu when i looked on one of the store's windows I saw not only was my skin much 더 많이 paler,but my eyes were bloody red.
"Hey guys what are 당신 doing out here late at night?"I said
"Well we were waiting for you."Jessica said
"Really,why?"I said.They never waited for me this long before.I don't know why I feel uneven around them.
"Oh just to do this,Lauren now!"But before i had a time to react i suddenly felt a sharp pain in my back then later my arm.When i looked down blood drip on the hard,cold sidewalk.Then i was on the ground as Jessica and Lauren ran away leaving me to bleed to death.Darkness was around me,but then another sharp pain came to me.Not like a stab but like biting.When I woke up I felt a lot 더 많이 different.Free,bu when i looked on one of the store's windows I saw not only was my skin much 더 많이 paler,but my eyes were bloody red.
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