"HAHAH gonna give up so soon little sister?" Emmett's loud voice boomed around the backyard of the Cullen house- my house- i mean. I just finished another arm westling match with Emmett and he won once out of three hundred times. But since I'm not a newborn vampire anymore Emmett finally won the gain of being the strongest vampire out of our coven.
I went back inside the house with Edward and Emmett at my heels. "Well that was a really good try love" Edward said sadly after Emmett beat me. Edward always thought that i would win but not today.
Everyone stopped in their tracks when they saw Jacob and Renesme kissing. Wait was it 키싱 또는 people being glued to eachother with their lips? "RENESME CARLIE CLULLEN WHAT THE HELL DO 당신 THINK YOURE DOING?!"Edward was furious and we both would be red in the face if we were human.
Jacob unlocked Renesme's hands around his neck and backed away sheepishly. "Renesme can i talk to 당신 for a moment?" i asked very queitly, but everyone can hear perfectly.
" Mongrel i need to talk to 당신 right here right now" Edward and Emmett told him in a silky but dangerous voice.
"Renesme what do 당신 think 당신 were doing in there I know that Jacob's your boyfriend but 당신 do not go 키싱 him until 당신 are of age." I sounded so much like Charlie but i couldn't help it. Renesme and i made a deal that she would 키스 him until she was fifteen and she was only 12 and she aged fast. But she was as calm as if nothing ever happened "Mom it was just 키싱 당신 act like it was frenching. Besides 당신 always 키스 with Dad."
She would have rolled her eyes but it was swimming with tears. " Oh honey don't cry. Im just afraid that 당신 guys are moving to fast." I sighed because i knew it wasn't that Edward, Jacob, Alice and I are going to Alaska to vist the Denali coven.
"Mom 당신 know it's not that it's just i want to go with 당신 guys and visit Aunt Tayna, Carmen, and Kate!" well i couldn't argue so i went into the living room to see Jacob, Edward and Emmet watching TV like if nothing happened.
I went back inside the house with Edward and Emmett at my heels. "Well that was a really good try love" Edward said sadly after Emmett beat me. Edward always thought that i would win but not today.
Everyone stopped in their tracks when they saw Jacob and Renesme kissing. Wait was it 키싱 또는 people being glued to eachother with their lips? "RENESME CARLIE CLULLEN WHAT THE HELL DO 당신 THINK YOURE DOING?!"Edward was furious and we both would be red in the face if we were human.
Jacob unlocked Renesme's hands around his neck and backed away sheepishly. "Renesme can i talk to 당신 for a moment?" i asked very queitly, but everyone can hear perfectly.
" Mongrel i need to talk to 당신 right here right now" Edward and Emmett told him in a silky but dangerous voice.
"Renesme what do 당신 think 당신 were doing in there I know that Jacob's your boyfriend but 당신 do not go 키싱 him until 당신 are of age." I sounded so much like Charlie but i couldn't help it. Renesme and i made a deal that she would 키스 him until she was fifteen and she was only 12 and she aged fast. But she was as calm as if nothing ever happened "Mom it was just 키싱 당신 act like it was frenching. Besides 당신 always 키스 with Dad."
She would have rolled her eyes but it was swimming with tears. " Oh honey don't cry. Im just afraid that 당신 guys are moving to fast." I sighed because i knew it wasn't that Edward, Jacob, Alice and I are going to Alaska to vist the Denali coven.
"Mom 당신 know it's not that it's just i want to go with 당신 guys and visit Aunt Tayna, Carmen, and Kate!" well i couldn't argue so i went into the living room to see Jacob, Edward and Emmet watching TV like if nothing happened.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that 당신 and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her 당신 are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that 당신 and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her 당신 are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link