Twilight spoof

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Full Moon Chapter 3. BEGINNING

posted by twilighter-1

    3. BEGINNING

    I AND ANGELA’S CHAT GOT TOO FAR. WE TALKED ABOUT MANY DIFFERENT THINGS here in Forks including those which are out-of-the-world. Our conversation ended before the sunset. At last, the rain stopped. I stopped to chill, too. Angelia brought me 집 so I am 안전한, 안전 that night. She really is a good friend.

    “Thank 당신 Bella for your time” she mumbled
    “I should be the one to say that” I said with a crooked smile. “You did many things for me today so thank you. I really enjoy this day....

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secrets chapter 13

posted by bella01

[BPOV]

"finally" i said

i finally finished buying all the things i will be needing tomorrow.i walk toward my car,opened the door and got inside.i started the engine .i am driving to the house now.i looked at my wrist watch,it is already 5:04 pm.i sighned.i thought i could finish the shopping trip before 4:00 pm.the road is already dark.i am driving very fast to get 집 fast.

i arrived at the house after a few minutes.i walked towards the house and open the door .i went inside and walked around finding the house empty.

"where could they be?"i asked myself.

i started walking to my room now.when i...

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New part of....Found Cullen

posted by ChickRiddler

Chapter 5. New Guy:
The four of us departed at once. We didn’t bother with a car, we just ran. It took no time at all, well, for me. I was there first. Seth was waiting outside for us. As soon as I got there I swept him into a hug. Seth and I had only met twice before, when he I had to meet all the werewolves, and then when he showed me one of the boys who was becoming a werewolf. (They wanted me to know the signs) But we just clicked. He was the only werewolf I felt I could trust.
He laughed.
“Hello Ali!”
“Hey Seth!” I pulled back from the hug. “Good to see 당신 again.”
“You too,...

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사랑 At First Sight Chapter 2

posted by xXjakeloverXx

ok, this isn't as good as the first chapter because its a filler, but stick with me. The 다음 chapter will be better i promise!

Chapter Two

As the sun broke through my window, I sat up and gasped. Sun! There was actually sun shining in La Push, Washington! I jumped out of 침대 and rushed to my window, yanking my curtain out of the way. But as I looked out, it wasn’t the sun that was on my mind anymore. Glancing at Jacob’s house, the memories of the 늑대 came back to haunt me once again. I had trouble getting to sleep last night. The 더 많이 I thought about it, the...

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Unknown Chapter 3

posted by teamalice_0

Edward's group came closer, and I could now see individuals. Edward of course was in front leading. I absoutly despised him, the jerk. The others watched him intently.

"Alice I have NO clue why 당신 hang with this freak." He nodded towards me.

I was used to it, being teased 의해 him.

"Your rotten Edward! She's my friend, and since when do 당신 control who I hang out with?"

"Since it hurt my popularity. 당신 hanging out with Swan." He almost spat my name out. He turned and left with the group trailing. Today was Friday so I would have the entire weekend AWAY from him.

"Oh and Bella tonight is movie night!"...

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Revenge chapter 4

posted by kayleebabee

end of chapter 3!!
"Umm Bella I think 당신 should come and see this..."
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I flew down the stairs and into the living room just behind Edward.
"What is it?" I asked quietly.
"This is what the contraption does." He hissed stepping to the side.
"I tilted my head to the side to examine the bloodied lump closer. It was Phil. I backed away gasping.
Edward extended his arm and a note was clasped in his hand.
I grabbed the note and scanned it.
'dear Bella, this is what the rigging does. 당신 have ten 분 to get your mothers off. I get bored easily.

P.s and be careful where 당신 pull, 당신 dont know what might pop out.'

Then there was an unearthly shreik, It grated the insides of my eardrums. My thoughts caught up with my feet at the 상단, 맨 위로 of the stairs.
I punched the door out of my way and shreiked a snarl at what i saw...

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secrets chapter 18

posted by bella01

[still BPOV]

he leaned closer to me.his face was only a few centimeters from mine.when i realized what he is trying to do.so i tried to fight him.when he is about to 키스 me,i moved my head which made him 키스 my neck not my lips.i immediately regret that because he is opening his mouth now preparing to bite.i tried to fight but he is too strong for me.i do not want to give up but i have no other choice so i just decided to wait for the pain to start.i closed my eyes and pressed my lips together.i waited but there is no pain.i opened my eyes and saw darius staring at me.then someone pulled him...

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사랑 인용구

posted by joe-edwardfan

1. "True 사랑 can blind 당신 but at the same time if 당신 let it, it can also open your eyes."
-Unknown
2. "Love and electricity are one in the same, my dear. If 당신 do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a 키스 is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then you're not really in 사랑 at all."
-C.J. Franks
3. "Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius."
-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
4. "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
-Aristotle
5. "I have found the paradox that...

kristen stewarts bio

posted by joe-edwardfan

Kristen Stewart
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Kristen Stewart

Stewart at Hollywood Life Magazine's 7th Annual Breakthrough Awards, December 2007
Born    Kristen Jaymes Stewart
April 9, 1990 (age 19)
Los Angeles, California, United States

Occupation    Actress
Years active    1999 – present
Kristen Jaymes Stewart (born April 9, 1990) is an American film and 텔레비전 actress. She is known for roles in films such as Panic Room, Zathura, In the Land of Women, Adventureland, Into the Wild, The Messengers and...

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black moon chap 20

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 20
While Alice was dragging me to see her family I was worried what will happen when I see edward I mean after all this years ,we moved on and stuff……..ooh I'm such an idiot what can happen??? Nothing can happed if he remmembers he left ME! I didn’t leave him! So what does he wants now?.....
I was thinking hard not realizing were she was dragging me when someone hugged me
-oh Bella I'm so happy to see 당신 look at you!!! 당신 havent changed at all!
Then he laughed his booming laugh,awww I truley miss Emmett he always made me laugh and made fun of me
-Bella honey,how are you?
Esme came...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 2

posted by teamalice_0

Thanks patrisha727, and just_bella, and just_bella. I hope 당신 like the tribute to you, 의해 alicecullenBFF.:)
teamalice_0
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The plane ride over here was uneventfull, much to my dismay. No one even 로스트 their luggage, every item was found. My golden eyes were stasred at and they kept whispering 'Cullen'. And something that started with 'A'.

I was intrested in that. But we had to go to our hotel, that I booked. The class wasn't big so I could book one for each group, plus chaperone. I had none group, I was a leftover, since it couldn't be evenly.

I was...

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Half Moon, Chapter 35

posted by teamalice_0

Geeze, 35 already. *See bottom*
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Voltera, Italy was beautiful. All the buildings were original. Esme would have a feild 일 here.

It was night so we just went acos the plazza, instead of going down a sewer drain, I rather go through the door not a sewer.

We entered a lobby, it looked peaceful enough. A human was behind the desk, which surpised me, and as they passed they called her Mary.

Hm. Odd, but I dismissed it. But I almost growled when she stared at Mickey.

I was led to a room, that we would stay in, and gladly accepted. It had a...

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What Would Have Been Chapter 2

posted by genyva

2.FAMILIAR

I woke up what a strange dream I had. I was wondering aimlessly in the forest behind Charlie’s house. It was dark but not too much. Then it ended. I hadn’t ever had something like it before. Not that I could remember. I went into Alison’s room and she was sitting on her 침대 waiting for me. When I entered the room, she had a huge grin on her face.

“Mom guess what,” she said once she saw me. She was watching TV. “Talking Taylor has a toy” she giggled “can I have one.” She asked looking at me. Talking Taylor was a TV how that she loved so much it was the only one she...

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What Would Have Been

posted by genyva

I wondered how long this could last. Maybe someday, years from now— if the pain would just decrease to the point where I could 곰 it— I would be able to look back on those few short months that would always be the best days of my life. And, if it were possible that the pain would ever soften enough to allow me to do that, I was sure that would be grateful for as much time as he’d given me. 더 많이 then I’d asked for, 더 많이 then I’d deserve. Maybe someday, I’d be able to see it that way.

<center>Stephenie Meyer
New Moon</center>

PREFACE
10 years. 10 years I have been alone....

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Tempting Fate chp 1-3

posted by ctaim2

Okay, I know a lot of 당신 have read Tempting Fate but I thought since we have gained many 더 많이 fans, I would post my whole story so that new members can read without searching for the chapters.

Point of veiw: Clara williams age 17.

Chapter one: Recluse

Song: Imagery 의해 Evanescence

I wasn’t quite sure if I could possibly endure another 일 in high school. Somehow the abysmal days kept lengthening in time. Each 더 많이 monotonous and bizarrely dreadful than the last. Every 분 I spent there, it seemed as if I was dragged further into my despair.
I...

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Tempting Fate chp 1-3

posted by ctaim2

Okay, I know a lot of 당신 have read Tempting Fate but I thought since we have gained many 더 많이 fans, I would post my whole story so that new members can read without searching for the chapters.

Point of veiw: Clara williams age 17.

Chapter one: Recluse

Song: Imagery 의해 Evanescence

I wasn’t quite sure if I could possibly endure another 일 in high school. Somehow the abysmal days kept lengthening in time. Each 더 많이 monotonous and bizarrely dreadful than the last. Every 분 I spent there, it seemed as if I was dragged further into my despair.
I...

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The Setting Sun - Chapter 2

posted by Styfalie

Chapter 2 – School. Who knew? (Renesmee)
I could breathe now. I was far enough away from the house that I could reflect clearly on what Aunt Alice had said to me.

She had leaned in the doorway glancing up to be sure mom and dad had left the garage, “You have a full tank of gas, satellite radio, CD player and MP3 player jack and Emmett installed an airbag in the steering wheel.” She had said. I gave her a quick glance. How could they think I’d be reckless, irresponsible even? “We don’t doubt you.” She leaned in closer to my ear. “Your mother and father are just very protective.”...

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