*at school*
mr.banner: Bella get your eyes off of mr.cullen and pay attention to my lesson
bella: *turns around* fine then tell that skank to stop staring at my man *points*
lauren: gasp!
banner: excuse me miss 백조 i wouldnt want to send 당신 to the office
bella: well send me to the office. nobody wants to hear your lame teachings anyway
edward: um bella love, 당신 dont want to go there with him...
bella: ok your right...but i do want to go there with her *slaps lauren* STOP STARING AT MY MAN! HE DONT WANT YOU
lauren: aw no 당신 didnt just go there slut!
bella:*body slams her* uh yeah i just did! *pulls her wig off*
lauren:ahhhh my hair!!!*runs out the room holding her bald head and wig*
edward: bella 사랑 why didnt 당신 tell me 당신 could fight like that?
bella: cause 당신 never ask
(alice and emmett are in the window laughing)
banner; to the office swan!
bella:make me BANNER!
*banner puts his hands on her boobs trying to push her out the room*
edward:*growls*get your hands off my wife 당신 perverted old man! *punches him across the room*
bella:oo eddy poo! now i'll see 당신 in a little bit, imma go find that skank
edward:ah ah lets just go 집 before 당신 get in 더 많이 trouble
bella: trouble is fun and plus i want to know what that skank was thinking
alice: bella if 당신 go...im taking 당신 shopping
bella turns around:never mind lets go. im bored now....i need pixie stixs! (jumps in the car and leaves edward)
edward:newton i hate to ask 당신 this but bella and alice store my car so can 당신 give me a ride home?
mike: yea if 당신 let me bang bella:
edward:*punches mike in the face and destroys his car* never mind ill walk
mike: yea 당신 better keep walking cullen!
jessica:awwww mikey did 당신 beat up cullen?....you're so hot
edward:*breaks mike's nose and legs* yea he wishes *runs 집 and sees bella
bella: lookeddyigotpixiestixsandimreallyhyper!
(a/n: she really says "look eddy i got pixie stixs and im really hyper!")
edward: i can see that love. bella listen, im wanted dead 또는 alive
bella: *turns her head like a dog* huh?
a/n ooooh clifie =) srry =p
btw emmett and everbody else comes in the 다음 chapter......ALOT of emmett
(plz review if 당신 want the rest its way 더 많이 funnier..seriously)
mr.banner: Bella get your eyes off of mr.cullen and pay attention to my lesson
bella: *turns around* fine then tell that skank to stop staring at my man *points*
lauren: gasp!
banner: excuse me miss 백조 i wouldnt want to send 당신 to the office
bella: well send me to the office. nobody wants to hear your lame teachings anyway
edward: um bella love, 당신 dont want to go there with him...
bella: ok your right...but i do want to go there with her *slaps lauren* STOP STARING AT MY MAN! HE DONT WANT YOU
lauren: aw no 당신 didnt just go there slut!
bella:*body slams her* uh yeah i just did! *pulls her wig off*
lauren:ahhhh my hair!!!*runs out the room holding her bald head and wig*
edward: bella 사랑 why didnt 당신 tell me 당신 could fight like that?
bella: cause 당신 never ask
(alice and emmett are in the window laughing)
banner; to the office swan!
bella:make me BANNER!
*banner puts his hands on her boobs trying to push her out the room*
edward:*growls*get your hands off my wife 당신 perverted old man! *punches him across the room*
bella:oo eddy poo! now i'll see 당신 in a little bit, imma go find that skank
edward:ah ah lets just go 집 before 당신 get in 더 많이 trouble
bella: trouble is fun and plus i want to know what that skank was thinking
alice: bella if 당신 go...im taking 당신 shopping
bella turns around:never mind lets go. im bored now....i need pixie stixs! (jumps in the car and leaves edward)
edward:newton i hate to ask 당신 this but bella and alice store my car so can 당신 give me a ride home?
mike: yea if 당신 let me bang bella:
edward:*punches mike in the face and destroys his car* never mind ill walk
mike: yea 당신 better keep walking cullen!
jessica:awwww mikey did 당신 beat up cullen?....you're so hot
edward:*breaks mike's nose and legs* yea he wishes *runs 집 and sees bella
bella: lookeddyigotpixiestixsandimreallyhyper!
(a/n: she really says "look eddy i got pixie stixs and im really hyper!")
edward: i can see that love. bella listen, im wanted dead 또는 alive
bella: *turns her head like a dog* huh?
a/n ooooh clifie =) srry =p
btw emmett and everbody else comes in the 다음 chapter......ALOT of emmett
(plz review if 당신 want the rest its way 더 많이 funnier..seriously)
Those Girls That Drink...While They Write is a blog designed to recieve and give Twilight 팬 Fiction recommendations. Teasers, pictures, and outtakes will be shown from our recs as well as the administrators' stories as well. We invite any authors to come 의해 and 가입하기 and pimp their stories! 또는 if 당신 are just an avid reader and would like to send us a story that 당신 think should get 더 많이 attention, we would 사랑 for 당신 to 가입하기 too!
LINK--> link
Disclaimer: We do not drink excessively while writing. But if the 제목 got your attention, then our work is done!
LINK--> link
Disclaimer: We do not drink excessively while writing. But if the 제목 got your attention, then our work is done!