Mew Mews

1. When she's messing about, standing on that giant ball, pop it with a needle.
2. Laugh hysterically every time she gets hurt.
3. Whenever she does a trick, no matter how impressive it is, just say "I can do better than that, that's easy."
4. If she forces 당신 to actually try and do the trick, even when 당신 fail horribly, act like 당신 did it perfectly.
5. Keep calling monkeys gross.
6. Ignore the fact she's actually a monkey and keep 연기 like her animal is a Gorilla.
7. Keep nagging her to use her attack, because 당신 want jelly.
8. Tease her about her and Taruto.
9. Walk into the café, yell "Tambourine...

1. Poke him in the head, constantly.
2. Tell him that "the blue knight" is a really gay name.
3. After saying that, insist that he is gay.
4. Tell EVERYONE that he is gay, even write it into the newspaper.
5. Call him a stupid hippie.
6. Spread rumours that he's cheating on Ichigo with Kisshu.
7. 편집 a 사진 of him so it looks like he's 키싱 Kisshu, make sure he sees it. (This will annoy Kisshu too!)
8. Put loads of salt in his 음식 just before he's about to eat it.
9. Pour 바탕화면 paste all over his head.
10. Tie his shoelaces together.
11. Send him dirty text messages, pretend they're from Ichigo....

1. Burn ALL her books.
2. Whenever she's trying to read, creep up behind her and start 노래 "We wish 당신 A Merry Christmas." as loud as 당신 possibly can.
3. Constantly ask if somebody sneezed in her hair.
4. Ask her "Why do 당신 get antenna in mew form? Porpoise's don't have them!"
5. When she is carrying 음식 at the café, run right in front of her yelling "Neeeeeeep!" Then blame her for the mess when she drops the food.
6. Every week, send her heaps advertising leaflets in the post. With a note 다음 to them saying "Because I know 당신 사랑 reading."
7. Steal her glasses.
8. Offer to try and braid...