This was it. The time. The ultimate challenge.

I quaked in fear as I looked into the depths of the enemy.

The Fridge.

I stared in horror at the 음식 stuffs that had been gathered there. Macaroni, bacon, lettice, cheese, all in there together, an army of mass destruction.

I gulped in some fresh air, and the contest began.

For here, the Fridge was cleaned rarely, perhaps once a every three decades, maybe less. The contest was a war between everyone who lived here; Annie, Nick, David, Rebecca, Crescent, Robo-Knuckles and myself. Also compeating was Manic. The victor was the one who found the oldest...