I open my eyes. I'm lying on my own bed, with the Yuki dakimakura 다음 to me. I realize my computer is on and is playing "Tomhet", 의해 Burzum, which sums up my feelings right now - emptiness. I look up to the ceiling in despair. Damn it, was that all a dream? I mean, a part of me knew it was all along. But it felt so real... Wish it wasn't.

I stand up and pull away my window curtains. Outside, it's snowing and not a soul can be seen.
I put my hands against the window and whisper:
"Yuki..."
A tear starts rolling down my eye. The dark ambient 음악 is still playing as I slam my head to the window...

The Computer Club was mourning May 10th, the 일 the theif Haruhi Suzumiya and her buddies 스톨, 훔친 their computer. They got revenge in every way possible: sabatoging Mikuru's tea, ruining Yuki's books, and causing rumors that Kyon was gay. All that was left was Itsuki Koizumi and the SOS Brigade leader herself.

Rushing into the SOS Brigade room, Koizumi greeted his fellow members. "Something's happened to Suzumiya-san." Mikuru announced worriedly. "What happened?" The esper asked.
"It-It was the Computer Club. Their president said they were going to-to.."
"Mikuru, spit it out-"
"They were going...

I can't see anything. I feel like I'm falling in purgatory and about to throw up. Finally, I stop falling and I open my eyes. I'm laying down on the ground outside. It looks like I'm at the same spot where Haruhi and Itsuki changed clothes before sneaking into North High with Kyon. I realize I'm starting to sweat. It's like in the middle of summer. This feels familiar. But this can't be a dream. Everything here feels so realistic. I guess I'm really in the Haruhi universe. Now I'm sure before it wasn't a dream either. I still have a chance. Anyway, I need to know "when" I am. So I run to the...

You thought it was over?? HA!

At 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 that night, the entire group of Itsuki's family ganged up on poor Haruhi, who didn't even have time to eat.

"So, 당신 in high school?" Aiko asked. "Um, yeah." Replied Haruhi.
"Really? 당신 look older!"
Haruhi's face went pale. "Um...I..do?"
"Yeah, 당신 look like 당신 could be 30, but your struggling not to get fat. Momoko's like that. She goes on a diet once a year, but they don't help."
"Aiko! Stop asking retarded questions!" A tall man said. "So, 당신 think I look good?" "Um, yeah..." Haruhi asnwered. "You look nice, sir."
"Oh, I'm not a guy! I'm a girl! My name's...

I woke up. I put on my glasses and I see that Yuki is sleeping with her arms wrapped around me. I carefully remove her arms and get up.
"Hey, Yuki, wake up."
She opens her eyes slowly and yawns.
"Good morning, did 당신 sleep well...?"
"Y-Yeah, I guess. Hey, shouldn't we be going to school 또는 something?"
Her eyes widen as she stands up abruptly.
"W-What time is it?! I have to get to school quickly!"
She runs into the bathroom with her clothes in her arms.
"Well, that escalated fast.", I think to myself as I walk into the living room.
Suddenly, I hear someone knocking on the entrance door. I walk up to...

Haruhi's POV
"Everyone, Ryoko made a suggestion to visit Koizumi-kun's grave." I turned away, trying not to let the image of my late boyfriend come to mind. it has been over a week since he was killed 의해 the godamn Computer Club. I rummage through the drawers of our 책상, 데스크 and pull of the band i gave him when I promoted him to deputy cheif. I put it in my pocket. I'm going to put it on his grave, anyway.


"Here it is." Ryoko said, tired from running. There it was. The grave of someone who didn't really deserve to die. 'Here Lies Itsuki Koizumi', it said. It was surrounded 의해 pictures, bouquets,...

"I'm sorry, Suzumiya-san." Itsuki apoligized, looking at Haruhi, who was watching TV with Saki. "I'm sorry." "It's okay." Haruhi answered as she held a laughing Saki.
"It will never happen agagin."
"Itsuki...I'm sure of it."
At that moment, in rushed Momoko, whose stomach looked bigger than usual. Itsuki face-palmed. "Don't tell me-" "-I'm pregnant!" Momoko announced, hugging Saki. "Congratulations, Momoko-san. Is it a boy 또는 girl?" Haruhi asked.
"I dunno yet. This is so exciting! I've never had a baby before!"
"We must plan the baby shower, Momoko, honey!"
"EEEEEE!! Let's go! EEEEEEEE!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"...

The 다음 morning when I woke up, I felt my lips burning. Just a while 이전 I had kissed Itsuki Koizumi. Something I'd dreamed of doing for a while now. His words still buzzed through my brain;
ever since I first saw you, I knew I was in love...
It made my head spin to even think that he was in 사랑 with me. Out of all people in North High, out of all people in Japan, He loved me. And the crazy thing was, I loved him too.

When I walked into 집 room, I noticed Kyon, In his usual spot in front of me. He wasn't about to look at me. I could tell. But then it hit me. I saw he was 읽기 a note. Who...

"So, Yuki, are 당신 gonna go 집 now?"
She nodded.
"I see!", I said as I walked up to the window.
She stood up, and put on her 재킷, 자 켓 and scarf. I was looking out the window. I turned to Yuki.
"Hey, do 당신 know any places around here where I can spend the night at? I'm sure as hell not going back to the house I came from." - I shrug.
"W-Well, do 당신 want want to spend the night at my place...?"
"Uh... Sure why not, thanks, that's really kind of 당신 and all, but... it doesn't bother 당신 at all to invite a complete stranger to your home?"
"Well, 당신 seem like a nice person, so I don't mind."
"Huh......

The sun is going down. I've been sitting in the clubroom for quite a while. School is over now. Yuki finally shows up.
"Oh hey, were 당신 late for class?"
She smirks "Made it just in time, but the teacher was late anyway."
"Heh, good. Do 당신 know where Kyon is, though?" I ask.
"He went directly to Koyouen Academy..."
That's right. Thanks to me, now he doesn't need the clue that the original Yuki left in that book. But what are we going to do now? It'll take a while before Kyon gets back since he needs to talk to Itsuki and Haruhi at the resturant. I guess Yuki and I can do something else until then....

"Our Steady Boy"
Lyrics:
Teddy boy taisetsu na our! steady boy
dare yori ichiban soba ni isasete ne
kono itoshisa wa honmono zutto zutto daisuki

Kyunte suru no shinkuro dokitte suru no mo shinkuro
nee nande daro haato ga sawagu tabi moriagaru
"watashi ikkai shabetta" "watashi sankaime ga atta"
moshikashitara... ya! jissai honto wa raibaru na no ni ne

Futari shite kataomoi nante ukeru
kakkowarui kedo tanoshii soudatsu furiare a, hora kare ga kita!!

Steady boy namaiki na my! steady boy
ohayou sae itekurenai hohoemigaeshi mo shitekunnai
demo ne hottokenai our! steady boy
nee kare no koto nan to...

I am writeing this story to tell all of 당신 who think that Haruhi Suzumiya is annoying. And bossy. Later in The Haruhi Suzumiya series. 당신 find out in the Haruhi Suzumiya 망가 and light novel books. That Haruhi Suzumiya gets a character development. Haruhi Suzumiya's attitude becomes calmer. 당신 find out that Haruhi Suzumiya is less bossy.'' Haruhi Suizumiya is still the SOS Brigade leader.'' Haruhi instead of her bossing others around she ask them if they want to do something with her. There was a part in the Haruhi Suzumiya Surprise of Haruhi Suzumiya novel book that showed 당신 when Haruhi...

Five of These oneshots are based on the picture below. The fifth one is my all time fave!
"CheifShipping" is the 제목 of the ItsukixHaruhi coupling.
DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.
NUFF SAID.

1. He Hurt Me
I'm gonna kill him.
For her.
What's wrong with him?
Dammit, Prez, get a life!
It was eitheir the computer, 또는 she'd tell everyone he tried to rape Asahina-san.
He needs to get over himself.
Him and his goddamn club.
Her eyes are closed, tears are pouring down her face.
"He-he called me a-oh, Koizumi-kun, it was terrible!" She choked on her own tears.
I was so mad that day.
I wanted to take that godamn...

The sun flitted through the clubroom window as Kyon and I played Shogi.Gin and Envy talked about the Soul Society 또는 something like that.Nagato is reading.Asahina is making tea.Everything was normal."HELLO PPPLS!"Haruhi exclaimed as she walked throuh the door.
"Hi Haruhi..."Envy said suddenly wincing from some sort of pain.
"Whats up with her?"I asked 진 nervously hoping she didn't get sick 또는 anything.
"Shes been like this all morning."Came his quick reply.
"Ichimaru,Koizumi stop whispering!"Haruhi snapped at us.
"But we're concerned.At least I am."I answered her unstated question.
"About...

After the retreat the Ichimaru's offered to drive me 집 in thier sweet black Ferarri Enzo.I declined 의해 saying I brought my bike."Alright we'll be seeing 당신 then."Envy said with a rare smile.
As i rode my bike 집 I noticed that I was 읽기 thier minds and realizing just now that'Wow.'feeling that had overcome Envy when 진 made his big rule speech.Does he never really talk 또는 something?Nagato was anoyingly humming 'Through the 불, 화재 and the Flames' the whole time at the retreat.Still I liked the fact that Miss Suzumiya was happy and mine.
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"Ahhhh,Home"I...

"FEWF!"Envy and I said as we both plopped down on the bed.
"Sorry about the meeting darling"Envy romanticly
proclaimed as she pushed her body close to mine.
"Its ok."I said as I slowly got closer to her too.
"Really?"She sighed as she held my face close to hers.
"Really."I replied before I kissed her.She seemed to be enjoying this and a lot happier so I continued with that kind of stuff.
"Ummm..."She said as I embraced her body and continued with the touching.
"I cant do this right now" She said nevously as a shudder filled her body.
"So?"I said as she suddenly felt really wierd in my arms.
...

-Gin's View-
The 보트 sped along and I noticed Envy was asleep on my shoulder.I felt like a stalker 또는 somthing watching her sleep.Suddenly someone who looked like Itsuki was waving from the dock."Envy wake up!We're here!"I yelled.She yawned and I giggled cause she looked like a cat.
"Well everyone lets let this brigade event begin!"Haruhi proclaimed as we got to the manor and rooms were straighted out.
"We should go swimming 또는 something."Envy sugessted to Haruhi.I was thinking that Envy should become an Ichimaru for some reason.
"Well thats a great idea!"Haruhi replied"Lets go!
"She shure...

התשובה היא תמיד בחזה ...
מדוע? אני, שבחרו אותך
הוחלט על ידי הגורל יקירתי כי לא יפסיקו כבר
אני מאמין כי מישהו פשוט מחקה משעמם
אתה תהיה בסדר!
אני רק עושה את הדברים כי אני מרגיש, כמו שאני מרגיש אותם

זה הרפתקה, נכון? נכון?! בעולם שבו האמיתות להפוך שקרים
אני אהיה חזקה כי קיים חלומות, לא למען מישהו

נא לבוא איתי
תסתכל על לשחרר אותי בלי סוף
ההווה...

There she was. 읽기 a Sci-Fi hardcover book. With her cute glasses and winter uniform. She's looking at me like we've never met before, which makes sense. She has the same look on her face as when Kyon met her like this. Since everyone is leaving school, it's sunset. I walk into the room slowly looking into her golden brown eyes.
"Have we met before?", I ask her
"No, I-I don't think so..."
She starts to blush. I pull out a chair and sit right 다음 to her.
"Wh-Who are you...?", she asks me very shyly.
"My name is Kevin. I'm from Sweden. I don't know what happened, but somehow I woke up here...

After another few 분 of walking, we reach the school gates. As we start to go up to the clubroom, the same teacher that stopped two times before appears yet again.
"You again?! Why do 당신 always appear like this everyday, 당신 goddamn kid?!", he says.
Yeah right, like Haruhi would damn me for just walking into her school. Then again, in this universe, she goes at Koyouen Academy, so whatever.
"I already told you, I'm with my sis--", I say pointing at Yuki right as he grabs me like Tsuruya-san did to Kyon in the movie.
"Cut the crap, kid, you're not gonna get away with that trick again. I checked...