There are so many but I'll choose this one
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Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.


"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."


"Which one is me?" I asked.


"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.


"Oh, shut up." "
— (The Titan's Curse)

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Leo grinned. "Aphrodite strikes again,huh. You'er gonna be the best-dressed warrior in town, beauty queen.
"Hey,Leo." Jason nugged his arm. "You look at yourself recently?"
"What...oh."
-The Lost Hero

Gaea is stronger here," Hedge grumbled. He popped his hooves free from his shoes, then handed the shoes to Leo.
"Keep those shoes for me,Valdez. They're nice."
Leo snorted. "Yes, sir, Coach. Would you like them polished?"
"That's Varsity thinking, Valdez." Hedge nodded approvingly.


First things first, Leo told himself. Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

His only assets were one whiny imprisoned godess, one sort-of girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints.

-The LOst Hero

New lesson class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. this change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!

Percy, BOTL

Am i a trouble kid? Yeah you could say that
Light thief

Grover-that's us those five nuts right there
Percy-which one is me
Zoe- the little deformed one

Titan's Curse lol

Aphrodite-love conquers all. look at helen and paris. did they let anything come between them?
Percy-didn't they start the trojan war and get thousands of people killed?
Aphrodite-Pfft that's not the point. follow your heart

titan's curse

i can't summon more gas! leo warned then his face turned red "wow that came out wrong

yes boy, you'll see Bianca d' Angelo is not the only one with an annoying brother. It's time for you to meet my irresponsible twin Apollo

Thalia-Wow Apollo is hot
Percy-He's the sun god
Thalia-That's not what I meant


With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later. -Nico


'you know what would help this boy. demeter mused 'farming
persephone rolled her eyes 'mother'
'six months behind a plow excellent character building.

i think tht's enough

"Trust me, Valdez. Beautiful people never lie."

"Dirt Women awake? Not something I want to see."

"Ah, I got duct tape and breath mints. I'll be fine."

If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.

-From The Lost Hero

"...I'm a lowly mechanic. You're like the prince of the sky, son of the Lord of the Universe. I'm supposed to resent you."
"Lord of the Universe?"
"Sure, you're all-bam! Lightning man. And 'Watch me fly. I am the eagle that soars-"
"Shut up, Valdez."
-Page 344, The Lost Hero, Jason and Leo

"Die!"
-I don't know how many pages, The Lost Hero, Coach Hedge