Prolouge
It was an average day at Camp Half-Blood for Leo Valdez. Or so he thought. A few days ago, he had returned from his first quest, which involved classics, such as fighting giants, being attacked by gods, realizing that there is another demigod camp for Romans, and of course, finding out that the mother of all beings, the earth, Gaea, is rising. You know, normal quest adventures.
Now, Leo and his siblings from the Hephaestus cabin, were building a massive flying warship, the Argo II. Except his siblings had left for lunch, and Leo had fallen asleep. In his dream, he met his father, Hephaestus.
"Huh?" Leo asked, rubbing his eyes, not realizing he was in a dream.
The God of Forges rolled his eyes at his son. "Hello Leo. Good to see you again, blah, blah, blah."
Leo glared at his dad. He still had yet to figure out whether he was glad to see his disfigured dad.
"Why are you here?" Leo asked.
"Right to the point, aye boy? I'm here to check up on your progress with the ship."
"Oh, right. It's fine. On progress. We might get it done by the next solstice. But that's not what I'm worried about."
"Hmm?" Hephaestus raised a greasy, partially flaming eyebrow.
"Well, it's the Giants. We got really lucky so far. Zeus felt merciful towards Jason, and we had just rescued Hera, but without them, the Giants could have easily killed us. I don't know how we can face them."
"Oh, that. Well, if you're worried about fighting the Giants, you should just watch my hit TV series. It's on Hephaestus TV, if you have satellite. It's called Hercules Busts Heads."
"Hercules Busts Heads? You mean the Hercules? What does that have to do with the Giants?"
"My, boy! Haven't they taught you anything? Hercules was the hero who helped us beat those blasted Giants. After he completed his Twelve Labors, he helped us fight. Without him, we would have surely lost!"
"Wow, you actually realize without a hero you would have lost?"
The fire god snorted. "The hero was Zeus's son. A child of Zeus is perfectly fine to accept help from. Zeus's words, not mine."
A rumbling came over the dream.
"Sorry, boy." Hephaestus said hastily. "Zeus's is probably finding out I'm talking to you. I must go. But here," he handed Leo a bronze DVD, "This is the entire season. Didn't make any scene selections yet, so you will have to watch through Hercules 's Labors. But then, you can get valuable information on our war with the Giants. Farewell."
Leo sat straight up. He glanced around, sure that his father was still here, then remembered it was just a dream. The only sign it ever happened was the disk in his hand, somehow returning with him from the dream world. Leo stood and rushed to the Big House.
A group had gathered in the Tech Room in the Big House. The room was the only area in camp that had a television, internet access, and other related modern pleasures. It was outfitted with couches, chairs, and bean bags, so the group could all watch the events Leo was about to play out.
Leo, Piper, and Jason all occupied one couch. Will Solace, Travis Stoll, Clarisse la Rue, Miranda Gardiner, Rachel Dare, Lou Ellen, and Butch all sat in separate chairs. Clovis plopped down on a bean bag, and Annabeth sat a the table behind the demigods.
Chiron pushed the disk into the machine, then joined Annabeth at the table. "I haven't seen from my student in centuries. It will be quite unique seeing him in his youth."
"Keep the volume quiet." Clovis warned. "I tend to fall asleep during movies."
Travis snickered. "Oh dear Clovis, is there ever a time you [i]don't[i] fall asleep?"
Clarisse leaned over and smacked him in the back of the head. "Shut up, Stoll, I wanna see this. This dude is like the king of monster killing, I need to watch his technique. See if I can beat him."
Chiron and Annabeth exchanged an amused glance. "Yes, well, this isn't the original stories. Some mortals refused to be shown on TV, so they had to edit some things out. And they translate everything from Greek to English. They also edited his name in the film, because no one calls him "Heracles" anymore. And Hercules narrates some of his thoughts. But it still is essentially what happened."
Leo munched on his bucket of popcorn. "Enough of the history lesson, professor. Let's watch!"
Chiron pressed play on the remote, and the show began.
It was an average day at Camp Half-Blood for Leo Valdez. Or so he thought. A few days ago, he had returned from his first quest, which involved classics, such as fighting giants, being attacked by gods, realizing that there is another demigod camp for Romans, and of course, finding out that the mother of all beings, the earth, Gaea, is rising. You know, normal quest adventures.
Now, Leo and his siblings from the Hephaestus cabin, were building a massive flying warship, the Argo II. Except his siblings had left for lunch, and Leo had fallen asleep. In his dream, he met his father, Hephaestus.
"Huh?" Leo asked, rubbing his eyes, not realizing he was in a dream.
The God of Forges rolled his eyes at his son. "Hello Leo. Good to see you again, blah, blah, blah."
Leo glared at his dad. He still had yet to figure out whether he was glad to see his disfigured dad.
"Why are you here?" Leo asked.
"Right to the point, aye boy? I'm here to check up on your progress with the ship."
"Oh, right. It's fine. On progress. We might get it done by the next solstice. But that's not what I'm worried about."
"Hmm?" Hephaestus raised a greasy, partially flaming eyebrow.
"Well, it's the Giants. We got really lucky so far. Zeus felt merciful towards Jason, and we had just rescued Hera, but without them, the Giants could have easily killed us. I don't know how we can face them."
"Oh, that. Well, if you're worried about fighting the Giants, you should just watch my hit TV series. It's on Hephaestus TV, if you have satellite. It's called Hercules Busts Heads."
"Hercules Busts Heads? You mean the Hercules? What does that have to do with the Giants?"
"My, boy! Haven't they taught you anything? Hercules was the hero who helped us beat those blasted Giants. After he completed his Twelve Labors, he helped us fight. Without him, we would have surely lost!"
"Wow, you actually realize without a hero you would have lost?"
The fire god snorted. "The hero was Zeus's son. A child of Zeus is perfectly fine to accept help from. Zeus's words, not mine."
A rumbling came over the dream.
"Sorry, boy." Hephaestus said hastily. "Zeus's is probably finding out I'm talking to you. I must go. But here," he handed Leo a bronze DVD, "This is the entire season. Didn't make any scene selections yet, so you will have to watch through Hercules 's Labors. But then, you can get valuable information on our war with the Giants. Farewell."
Leo sat straight up. He glanced around, sure that his father was still here, then remembered it was just a dream. The only sign it ever happened was the disk in his hand, somehow returning with him from the dream world. Leo stood and rushed to the Big House.
A group had gathered in the Tech Room in the Big House. The room was the only area in camp that had a television, internet access, and other related modern pleasures. It was outfitted with couches, chairs, and bean bags, so the group could all watch the events Leo was about to play out.
Leo, Piper, and Jason all occupied one couch. Will Solace, Travis Stoll, Clarisse la Rue, Miranda Gardiner, Rachel Dare, Lou Ellen, and Butch all sat in separate chairs. Clovis plopped down on a bean bag, and Annabeth sat a the table behind the demigods.
Chiron pushed the disk into the machine, then joined Annabeth at the table. "I haven't seen from my student in centuries. It will be quite unique seeing him in his youth."
"Keep the volume quiet." Clovis warned. "I tend to fall asleep during movies."
Travis snickered. "Oh dear Clovis, is there ever a time you [i]don't[i] fall asleep?"
Clarisse leaned over and smacked him in the back of the head. "Shut up, Stoll, I wanna see this. This dude is like the king of monster killing, I need to watch his technique. See if I can beat him."
Chiron and Annabeth exchanged an amused glance. "Yes, well, this isn't the original stories. Some mortals refused to be shown on TV, so they had to edit some things out. And they translate everything from Greek to English. They also edited his name in the film, because no one calls him "Heracles" anymore. And Hercules narrates some of his thoughts. But it still is essentially what happened."
Leo munched on his bucket of popcorn. "Enough of the history lesson, professor. Let's watch!"
Chiron pressed play on the remote, and the show began.