A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope 당신 do to!

'The 파스타 Diet'


The 파스타 Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN 파스타 DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. 당신 walk 파스타 da bakery.

2... 당신 walka 파스타 da 캔디 store.

3.. 당신 walka 파스타 da Ice Cream shop.

4. 당신 walka 파스타 da 표, 테이블 and fridge.

당신 will lose weight!

AND....

For those of 당신 who watch what 당신 eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer 심장 attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer 심장 attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer 심장 attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer 심장 attacks than the English.

5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer 심장 attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what 당신 like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.