Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.

Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?

Esme: Cz i said so. *holds knife*

Carlisle:Okay...........

Bella: *sits between them* i thought 당신 couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.

Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do 당신 see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*

Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one 당신 hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping to me while holding a huge expensive bouquet of red 장미 while calling my name in his velvety beautiful voice! Ohhh Eddiepuss!!!

Edward: The 사랑 of my life, 당신 are so beautiful.

Esme: *whispers at Carlisle* Rosalie will dye her hair red.

Carlisle: *nods slightly, took Esme's hand and skipped up to bedroom*

Emmett: I did not just see that happen. *dissapears*

Edward: The 사랑 of my life, 당신 smell good.

Bella: *blushes*

Edward: The 사랑 of my life, 당신 are blushing! YEAAYYY!! *does the happy dance*



CUE 70s MUSIC

음악 stops.



James: *squeaky voice* *attacks Edward* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Wait, ur middle name's Anthony? *bursts laughing*

Alice & Jasper & Rosalie & Emmett: *rofling*

James: So anyways, ahem *squeaky voice* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!

Bella: SPUNK RANSOM!

James: *sighs loudly* No, not yet brown haired woman who ANTHONY *Edward rolls eyes* here adores so much yet 당신 are so plain. NOW 당신 RUINED THE MOMENT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

Jessica: Wow, shmexxyyy.. *chases James*

Bella: Auw, I ruined his moment. *cries in dark corner*

Edward: No no my beautiful but clumsy and plain Bella! 당신 didn't mean to! Everyone loves the video!

Alice: I didnt 스톨, 훔친 James' cookies!!

Jasper: Of course 당신 didn't, love. Of course. *pats back*

Alice: *purrs*

Jasper: 당신 like that? My wittle dawling wikes that?

Alice: *pants, tongue hanging out*

Jasper: 흔히 묘지에 심는 상록수, 예우, 유 weally2 wike that?

Alice: Ribbit

Jasper: Euw I hate frogs. KILL THE FROG!

Alice: AAHHH ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Emmett: Too late, he already stepped on you. you're dead.

Alice: Oh. *dies*

Bella: 뱀파이어 cant die like that, right eddy-weddy?

Jasper: They can too!!

Bella: Na-uhhh!!

Jasper: ya-hhuhhh!!

Bella: Na-uhh!!!!

Jasper: YEAH HUUUUUUHHH!!!

Bella: Na- uhhhhhhhhhh

Jasper: Yeaaaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bella: na-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Jasper: YEAH HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bella: NA-

Rosalie: 당신 are plain AND annoying! and im prettier than 당신 but edward still prefers you!

Emmett: Hell-ooo... hubby here?

Rosalie: 당신 only want me cz i fix cars.

Emmett: uhhh... no?

Edward: she's right.

Emmett: OMG STF WTH BBQ ROFL LOL WE EC IGAH!!!

Jasper: IGAH?

Emmett: irritable grizzlies are hot, duh.

Bella: yeah, DUH Jasper.

Carlisle & Esme: *grins to each other, walking down the stairs* What??? We werent *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*

Edward: euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw

Jasper: nononnonononononononononononononononononnononnonononono
nononononononononononononnononnononononononononono
nononononononono


Bella: 저기요 Emmett, wanna get ice cream?

Rosalie: He doesnt eat ice cream.

Emmett: So? We have lots of money. lets go Bella!!

Bella: To the vamp mobil!!



Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link