Narnia Cast - Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy

"One word, Ma'am," he said, coming back from the fire; limping because of the pain. "One word. All you've been saying is quite right, I shouldn't wonder. I'm a chap who always liked to know the worst and then put the best face I can on it. So I won't deny any of what 당신 said. But there's one thing 더 많이 to be said, even so. Suppose we HAVE only dreamed, 또는 made up, all those things--trees and 잔디 and sun and moon and stars and Aslan himself. Suppose we have. Then all I can say is that, in that case, the made-up things seem a goid deal 더 많이 important than the real ones. Suppose this black...

The 초 installment in the Narnia franchise, adapted from C.S. Lewis 인기 young-adult 판타지 novels, is slightly darker than THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE (2005), which is not to say that the first film is all sunlight and daffodils. But it does end with the implicit promise that, thanks to the courage and cleverness of the Pevensie siblings, human youngsters who rise to the challenge of righting a world where it's always winter and never Christmas, all wrongs have been righted for the foreseeable future. CASPIAN is predicated on the less comforting notion that the price of freedom...

This is dedicated to Siberian 크리스마스 and Conner, who will be getting married to each other soon! Congrats to both of you!! May God bless 당신 in your new life together! :-)

“They could see that it was a tall girl, dressed in a single long 외피, 의류 of clear blue which left her arms bare. She was bare-headed and her yellow hair hung down her back. And when they looked at her, they thought they had never before known what beauty meant.” –The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Starlight

He could never clearly describe how he fell in 사랑 with her. It was too wonderfully strange to explain; something...

곰 with me, im about to go nuts criticizing Narnia 팬 fiction here. ok *deep breath* here i go... i have nothing against the 팬 fiction itself... i write some in fact, but some 팬 fiction stories about the Pevensies... are...well... let me put it this way.... IT IRRITATES THE *beeeeeeeep* OUT OF ME!!! im serious. there are a lot of good Pevensie fiction out there, but there are sooooo many stupid stories that deserve to be burned!!! ...except...well... 당신 cant do that online.... 당신 can 코멘트 your criticism but no one pays attention to that.... anyway... i just finished 읽기 one...

This goes out to all my fellow Narniacs who booed (or at least grimaced) at the infamous Suspian 키스 of Doom in the movie. And Dr. Elwin Ransom wrote this on NarniaWeb, so don't thank me (or hate me, depending on who 당신 are) for the brilliance and dead accuracy of this parody. IT'S NOT ME.

In case 당신 haven't figured it out 의해 now, this is sung to the tune of "The Call". Enjoy, rate and comment, duckies!

The Wail

It started out as a feeling
And then our annoyance grew and grew —
As Susan and Caspian locked their lips
We knew the rumor was sadly true.

And then our screams grew louder and louder,...