I've been making this list over the past four months 또는 so. Far 더 많이 of these apply to me than I care to mention.
Oh, and one 더 많이 thing. I understand that a few are opinion based and that my opinion may differ from others'.
당신 know 당신 are obsessed and consumed 의해 The Big Bang Theory when…
You play “Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock” to resolve disputes.
You do three knock cadences when summoning someone.
You know all the words to “Soft Kitty.”
You have sung the aforementioned song as a round.
You shout “We built the pyramids!” during the theme song.
You know that Tweedy Bird really “taht he taw a Romulen.”
Your comeback to bullying is “a homo habilis discovering its opposable thumbs says what?”
You label everything in the house, including the label maker.
You know Nebraska is “better than North Dakota,” although it’s only funny in Nebraska, 또는 at least not in California…
You know the full names of Leonard, Sheldon, and Raj.
You do Sheldon’s creepy smile when 당신 know it’s polite to look happy.
You know that when 당신 understand the laws of physics that anything is possible. (Mua ha ha)
You can recite one 또는 더 많이 of Sheldon’s “typical psychotic rants.”
You bug your eyes out and say “I’m CRAZY!”
Someone requests an application and 당신 state that 당신 are 더 많이 of a theorist.
You ask people that if they were a robot and 당신 knew and they didn’t, whether 또는 not they’d want 당신 to tell them.
You know exactly WHY Wolowitz bailed out of Med School.
You know that autotrophs don’t drool, but 당신 사랑 the theme song anyway.
You watch 별, 스타 Wars, 당신 say, “We defeated the empire!”
You chant “B to the R to the I-S-K to the E to the T…”
You compare your boyfriend to Ernie from “Sesame Street,” because “Ernie just gave.”
You announce in a loud voice that 당신 have to urinate.
You know the difference between the Doppler Effect and “A brain-damaged choo choo train.”
You interpret hugs based on the length in “Mississippis.”
Your friend is contemplating moving, and 당신 remind them that they have to stay in one place in case the Mother Ship returns.
Corduroy 슈츠 suddenly don’t seem so bad.
You know that negative results are still results-even twenty thousand of them.
You call your collection of nerdy belongings “Nerdvana.”
You want luminous fish.
Unimpressed 의해 the ‘performance’ of a significant other, 당신 flatly refer to them as “you magnificent beast.”
You use Schrödinger’s cat as metaphors for relationships.
You know that whispering “do not make a sound,” is a sound.
You shout “Bazinga!” when celebrating the tricking of someone.
You’re in a good mood and inform others of this 의해 saying that, in the world of emoticons, 당신 are colon capital D.
You say that surprise caused people to go colon capital O.
You play the element game with your 프렌즈 in the car.
You can’t master something and claim it’s because you’re too evolved.
You’ll buy things because “the man on the box looks so happy!”
You have a sarcasm sign.
You compare platonic relationships to “individually wrapped slices of cheese.”
You live in fear of the three-tined fork.
You know that “It was just a hug,” means, “It means I wish 당신 weren’t going.” Duh, right?
You know 당신 can call “dibs” because 당신 can look it up on Wikipedia.
You have a board.
You think that there should be a “check the check engine light light” in a car.
You try to blow up someone’s head with your mind.
You tell people that you’ve “got your geek on.”
You know that ANYTHING beats, “you know I’m a dude,” right?
You know all the words to the theme song.
You have an Honorary Justice League of America membership card because it says “keep this on your person at all times,” under Batman’s signature.
You use “AFK” as a busy status on the computer.
You know that 무화과 Newtons were named after a town in Massachusetts and NOT the scientist.
You weave “Un-unwravelable” webs while lying.
You play “Mock the Flawed Technology” with a cell phone.
In restaurants, 당신 don’t allow “substitutions, eliminations,” 또는 “reductions.”
You know the advantages of buying in bulk.
You’d pick the museum of natural history over the 별자리 투영기, 플라네타륨 because they have dinosaurs.
You reference 별, 스타 Trek battle scenes as a means of explaining yourself.
You can name seven guys Penny has been with.
You know that someone’s in the 부엌, 주방 with Dinah “cuz I sold my soul to the company store.”
You tell someone, in Mandarin, that their monkey sleeps inside you.
You know it’s a little wrong to say a 토마토 is a vegetable and a lot wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge.
You refer to things as “a hoot and a half.”
Someone suggests something preposterous and 당신 agree to it, suggesting afterwards to go pilin’ in a pickup and go skinny dipping down at the crick.
You look for the acoustic sweet spot in a movie theater.
You know that what happens in costume at Comic Con stays at Comic Con!
You have a tie that works as two, and yet doesn’t even work as one.
You know that EVERYTHING is better with Bluetooth.
Something startles 당신 and 당신 say “oh, there’s the arrhythmia!”
You have a friendship algorithm.
Someone respects one of your idiosyncrasies and 당신 offer them chocolate.
You inform people 당신 are hitting on what your race invented, adding, “You’re welcome.”
You imitate Admiral Akbar saying “It’s a trap!”
Someone 당신 know storms away and 당신 respond 의해 sticking up your pinkie and saying “sisters?”
You know that nothing is interesting about caves.
You tell 메리다와 마법의 숲 프렌즈 that minstrels will write songs about them, taking the part of the minstrel.
You say “hola, nerdmigos!”
You laugh at the same things over and over again.
You have the picture of the LOL Cat that wants to “Haz Cheezeburger.”
Your excuse for getting teased about a nerdy possession is “it’s a lot 냉각기 when girls aren’t looking at it.”
You refuse to cut open a dumpling.
You name your cat Sergeant Fuzzy Boots.
당신 understand why one can’t wear a warrior flight suit on Halloween.
You can no longer read “The Little Engine That Could.”
Your alternative name for sex is “hyna klyna bang-bang music!”
You get 더 많이 nervous tics than a Lyme disease research facility when keeping a secret.
You know that the check engine light being on means that 당신 should…you know…check your engine!
You understand that for someone to miss you, 당신 have to be gone.
You like smiley faces carved into your grilled cheese.
You diagnose Tourettes Syndrome when someone randomly swears.
You know that forks are for eating, and tridents are for ruling the seven seas.
You really want a Snuggie, so 당신 can get “all snoodled up.”
After greeting your parents, 당신 say, “I’m not drunk,” afterwards explaining that 당신 are just making conversation.
You say, “Holy crap on a cracker!”
You start ordering your barbecue 베이컨 치즈 버거 with “barbecue, bacon, and cheese on the side.”
You have a 가장 좋아하는 place to “kick back after a quest.”
You call your boyfriend your little homunculus.
You instruct people 당신 are feuding with to 키스 your Barbie.
You want to be a rabbit king.
After making a 날짜 with someone, 당신 inform them that you’ll get your chisel, to carve the…never mind.
You are suddenly afraid of every 샤워 without adhesive ducks.
You add “bam!” to the end of every sentence.
You try to make 옥수수 starch and water dance on a stereo.
You say “shmear me.”
You know that 사랑 is a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms 또는 hits 당신 with the pepper spray.
You know the difference between “centrifugal” and “centripetal” force.
You hear “manganese” and laugh to yourself.
You realize it’s a good point that many villains have advanced degrees, and feel graduate school should step it up.
You celebrate “Anything Can Happen Thursday.”
You hear someone say “PMS” 또는 “AA,” and think of the Perpetual Motion Squad and the Army Ants.
You end all voice messages with, “It’s Howard.”
You know that “friends do not get their 프렌즈 care bears all sweaty.”
Your response to people questioning your behavior is “it’s an experiment.”
You tell people that they need to picture 당신 with a giant squid head.
You inform people that it is “Junior Rodeo On!”
You have a new and creepy way of comforting people who are injured and/or scared.
You 사랑 Leonard and Penny.
You sort your cereal 의해 fiber content.
A Mexican Hairless is mentioned and 당신 say, “annoying little animal; yip yip yip!”
You know the name of every episode…
…in order.
You order Virgin Diet Cuba Libres at bars.
You know you’re not insane because your mother had 당신 tested.
You 사랑 a couple so much 당신 will fight to the death for them.
You HAVE a “you know you’re obsessed when” article.
You can be persuaded 의해 Spock’s Dying Words.
You say that a relationship that ended badly “crashed to the ground like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.”
You explain that the 좌석 beside 당신 is taken 의해 “my physics bowl trophy!”
You can think of some really nasty pranks to play on people 당신 loathe in your workplace.
You can name at least five nicknames for Sheldon.
You call yourself 또는 a particularly spontaneous acquaintance, “a big ol’ five.”
You know how the 제목 is relevant to the episode.
You can guess the content of the episode in advance, based solely on the title.
You don’t want Sheldon to ever-ever, get a girlfriend.
You know how many days it is to the 다음 new episode (even over a summer).
You suggest people make 프렌즈 의해 simply being pleasant.
You do a high pitched “he he he he he he!” when trying to be intimidating.
You use lines from the show in casual conversation.
You have a bowl for your keys.
You hold out the word “bowl” when discussing your bowl for keys.
You know that in Nebraska people only shoot things if they want to eat them 또는 make them leave their boyfriends alone.
You award “strikes” to your 프렌즈 for breaking unwritten “rules” in your home.
You want Sheldon’s contraption that folds laundry.
You try to smash a flash 겨울왕국 banana.
You call yourself “the small package good things come in” when trying to pick up girls.
You disguise your voice over the phone and ask people why they are calling at such an “ungodly” hour.
You get a new friend and start chanting “one of us, one of us…”
You make sure your temporary 침대 is oriented with the headboard away from the door.
Someone asks who 당신 are and 당신 say, “I am Sheldon’s cousin Leo…”
You suddenly are proud of your restraining orders.
A friend tells someone that they are dead to them, and 당신 go on to explain exactly what that means.
The first thing 당신 share with people about yourself is your Zodiac sign.
After listening to a painful melody, say with a lot of emotion, “God, that’s a good song!”
You won’t have anyone touch your food.
You look up the definition of “quantum mechanics” because it’s referenced so much.
You have a special “spot” 당신 always must sit in.
You will never forget “Higgs Boson Particle.”
You want “the bleep” to be replaced 의해 a boing! And an atom picture…
And when 당신 don’t need any 더 많이 explanation on the 이전 statement.
You change “lobster” to “mobster.”
You cheered when Penny completed the Sheldon’s Spot Rant without error.
You say, in the voice of the Incredible Hulk “Good-night, Puny Human!”
You tell people 당신 are arguing with that “you and I are about to have a problem.”
You are asked to tell a secret and reply “I’m Batman! Shhh!”
You really want Raj’s 셔츠 that plays music.
You have a baseball bat handy, so if someone breaks in 당신 can go “all Nebraska on them”!
You tell yourself that 당신 are the master of your own bladder.
You already knew that Sheldon and Penny were 프렌즈 and so were not surprised when she was not the “acquaintance.”
You aren’t sure of an answer and so guess “Star Wars”?
You know that Sheldon didn’t invent the 26 dimensions-they’re there!
You know that Stan Lee is not Bruce Lee’s brother.
You want to know how to shoot so close to a raccoon that it craps itself.
You want a Joker ringtone even though it creeps both Penny and Leonard out.
You want Cylon toast.
You know that the three most menial jobs are tollbooth attendant, 사과, 애플 store genius, and what Penny does.
You want to go to Disneyland and ride the Matterhorn.
You make an Big Bang Theory themed Easter Egg.
You look at a friend and say slowly “Schnapps.”
You give someone the “moving finger.”
You know that if “it doesn’t feel like an arm,” then “maybe 당신 should let it go.”
Oh, and one 더 많이 thing. I understand that a few are opinion based and that my opinion may differ from others'.
당신 know 당신 are obsessed and consumed 의해 The Big Bang Theory when…
You play “Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock” to resolve disputes.
You do three knock cadences when summoning someone.
You know all the words to “Soft Kitty.”
You have sung the aforementioned song as a round.
You shout “We built the pyramids!” during the theme song.
You know that Tweedy Bird really “taht he taw a Romulen.”
Your comeback to bullying is “a homo habilis discovering its opposable thumbs says what?”
You label everything in the house, including the label maker.
You know Nebraska is “better than North Dakota,” although it’s only funny in Nebraska, 또는 at least not in California…
You know the full names of Leonard, Sheldon, and Raj.
You do Sheldon’s creepy smile when 당신 know it’s polite to look happy.
You know that when 당신 understand the laws of physics that anything is possible. (Mua ha ha)
You can recite one 또는 더 많이 of Sheldon’s “typical psychotic rants.”
You bug your eyes out and say “I’m CRAZY!”
Someone requests an application and 당신 state that 당신 are 더 많이 of a theorist.
You ask people that if they were a robot and 당신 knew and they didn’t, whether 또는 not they’d want 당신 to tell them.
You know exactly WHY Wolowitz bailed out of Med School.
You know that autotrophs don’t drool, but 당신 사랑 the theme song anyway.
You watch 별, 스타 Wars, 당신 say, “We defeated the empire!”
You chant “B to the R to the I-S-K to the E to the T…”
You compare your boyfriend to Ernie from “Sesame Street,” because “Ernie just gave.”
You announce in a loud voice that 당신 have to urinate.
You know the difference between the Doppler Effect and “A brain-damaged choo choo train.”
You interpret hugs based on the length in “Mississippis.”
Your friend is contemplating moving, and 당신 remind them that they have to stay in one place in case the Mother Ship returns.
Corduroy 슈츠 suddenly don’t seem so bad.
You know that negative results are still results-even twenty thousand of them.
You call your collection of nerdy belongings “Nerdvana.”
You want luminous fish.
Unimpressed 의해 the ‘performance’ of a significant other, 당신 flatly refer to them as “you magnificent beast.”
You use Schrödinger’s cat as metaphors for relationships.
You know that whispering “do not make a sound,” is a sound.
You shout “Bazinga!” when celebrating the tricking of someone.
You’re in a good mood and inform others of this 의해 saying that, in the world of emoticons, 당신 are colon capital D.
You say that surprise caused people to go colon capital O.
You play the element game with your 프렌즈 in the car.
You can’t master something and claim it’s because you’re too evolved.
You’ll buy things because “the man on the box looks so happy!”
You have a sarcasm sign.
You compare platonic relationships to “individually wrapped slices of cheese.”
You live in fear of the three-tined fork.
You know that “It was just a hug,” means, “It means I wish 당신 weren’t going.” Duh, right?
You know 당신 can call “dibs” because 당신 can look it up on Wikipedia.
You have a board.
You think that there should be a “check the check engine light light” in a car.
You try to blow up someone’s head with your mind.
You tell people that you’ve “got your geek on.”
You know that ANYTHING beats, “you know I’m a dude,” right?
You know all the words to the theme song.
You have an Honorary Justice League of America membership card because it says “keep this on your person at all times,” under Batman’s signature.
You use “AFK” as a busy status on the computer.
You know that 무화과 Newtons were named after a town in Massachusetts and NOT the scientist.
You weave “Un-unwravelable” webs while lying.
You play “Mock the Flawed Technology” with a cell phone.
In restaurants, 당신 don’t allow “substitutions, eliminations,” 또는 “reductions.”
You know the advantages of buying in bulk.
You’d pick the museum of natural history over the 별자리 투영기, 플라네타륨 because they have dinosaurs.
You reference 별, 스타 Trek battle scenes as a means of explaining yourself.
You can name seven guys Penny has been with.
You know that someone’s in the 부엌, 주방 with Dinah “cuz I sold my soul to the company store.”
You tell someone, in Mandarin, that their monkey sleeps inside you.
You know it’s a little wrong to say a 토마토 is a vegetable and a lot wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge.
You refer to things as “a hoot and a half.”
Someone suggests something preposterous and 당신 agree to it, suggesting afterwards to go pilin’ in a pickup and go skinny dipping down at the crick.
You look for the acoustic sweet spot in a movie theater.
You know that what happens in costume at Comic Con stays at Comic Con!
You have a tie that works as two, and yet doesn’t even work as one.
You know that EVERYTHING is better with Bluetooth.
Something startles 당신 and 당신 say “oh, there’s the arrhythmia!”
You have a friendship algorithm.
Someone respects one of your idiosyncrasies and 당신 offer them chocolate.
You inform people 당신 are hitting on what your race invented, adding, “You’re welcome.”
You imitate Admiral Akbar saying “It’s a trap!”
Someone 당신 know storms away and 당신 respond 의해 sticking up your pinkie and saying “sisters?”
You know that nothing is interesting about caves.
You tell 메리다와 마법의 숲 프렌즈 that minstrels will write songs about them, taking the part of the minstrel.
You say “hola, nerdmigos!”
You laugh at the same things over and over again.
You have the picture of the LOL Cat that wants to “Haz Cheezeburger.”
Your excuse for getting teased about a nerdy possession is “it’s a lot 냉각기 when girls aren’t looking at it.”
You refuse to cut open a dumpling.
You name your cat Sergeant Fuzzy Boots.
당신 understand why one can’t wear a warrior flight suit on Halloween.
You can no longer read “The Little Engine That Could.”
Your alternative name for sex is “hyna klyna bang-bang music!”
You get 더 많이 nervous tics than a Lyme disease research facility when keeping a secret.
You know that the check engine light being on means that 당신 should…you know…check your engine!
You understand that for someone to miss you, 당신 have to be gone.
You like smiley faces carved into your grilled cheese.
You diagnose Tourettes Syndrome when someone randomly swears.
You know that forks are for eating, and tridents are for ruling the seven seas.
You really want a Snuggie, so 당신 can get “all snoodled up.”
After greeting your parents, 당신 say, “I’m not drunk,” afterwards explaining that 당신 are just making conversation.
You say, “Holy crap on a cracker!”
You start ordering your barbecue 베이컨 치즈 버거 with “barbecue, bacon, and cheese on the side.”
You have a 가장 좋아하는 place to “kick back after a quest.”
You call your boyfriend your little homunculus.
You instruct people 당신 are feuding with to 키스 your Barbie.
You want to be a rabbit king.
After making a 날짜 with someone, 당신 inform them that you’ll get your chisel, to carve the…never mind.
You are suddenly afraid of every 샤워 without adhesive ducks.
You add “bam!” to the end of every sentence.
You try to make 옥수수 starch and water dance on a stereo.
You say “shmear me.”
You know that 사랑 is a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms 또는 hits 당신 with the pepper spray.
You know the difference between “centrifugal” and “centripetal” force.
You hear “manganese” and laugh to yourself.
You realize it’s a good point that many villains have advanced degrees, and feel graduate school should step it up.
You celebrate “Anything Can Happen Thursday.”
You hear someone say “PMS” 또는 “AA,” and think of the Perpetual Motion Squad and the Army Ants.
You end all voice messages with, “It’s Howard.”
You know that “friends do not get their 프렌즈 care bears all sweaty.”
Your response to people questioning your behavior is “it’s an experiment.”
You tell people that they need to picture 당신 with a giant squid head.
You inform people that it is “Junior Rodeo On!”
You have a new and creepy way of comforting people who are injured and/or scared.
You 사랑 Leonard and Penny.
You sort your cereal 의해 fiber content.
A Mexican Hairless is mentioned and 당신 say, “annoying little animal; yip yip yip!”
You know the name of every episode…
…in order.
You order Virgin Diet Cuba Libres at bars.
You know you’re not insane because your mother had 당신 tested.
You 사랑 a couple so much 당신 will fight to the death for them.
You HAVE a “you know you’re obsessed when” article.
You can be persuaded 의해 Spock’s Dying Words.
You say that a relationship that ended badly “crashed to the ground like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.”
You explain that the 좌석 beside 당신 is taken 의해 “my physics bowl trophy!”
You can think of some really nasty pranks to play on people 당신 loathe in your workplace.
You can name at least five nicknames for Sheldon.
You call yourself 또는 a particularly spontaneous acquaintance, “a big ol’ five.”
You know how the 제목 is relevant to the episode.
You can guess the content of the episode in advance, based solely on the title.
You don’t want Sheldon to ever-ever, get a girlfriend.
You know how many days it is to the 다음 new episode (even over a summer).
You suggest people make 프렌즈 의해 simply being pleasant.
You do a high pitched “he he he he he he!” when trying to be intimidating.
You use lines from the show in casual conversation.
You have a bowl for your keys.
You hold out the word “bowl” when discussing your bowl for keys.
You know that in Nebraska people only shoot things if they want to eat them 또는 make them leave their boyfriends alone.
You award “strikes” to your 프렌즈 for breaking unwritten “rules” in your home.
You want Sheldon’s contraption that folds laundry.
You try to smash a flash 겨울왕국 banana.
You call yourself “the small package good things come in” when trying to pick up girls.
You disguise your voice over the phone and ask people why they are calling at such an “ungodly” hour.
You get a new friend and start chanting “one of us, one of us…”
You make sure your temporary 침대 is oriented with the headboard away from the door.
Someone asks who 당신 are and 당신 say, “I am Sheldon’s cousin Leo…”
You suddenly are proud of your restraining orders.
A friend tells someone that they are dead to them, and 당신 go on to explain exactly what that means.
The first thing 당신 share with people about yourself is your Zodiac sign.
After listening to a painful melody, say with a lot of emotion, “God, that’s a good song!”
You won’t have anyone touch your food.
You look up the definition of “quantum mechanics” because it’s referenced so much.
You have a special “spot” 당신 always must sit in.
You will never forget “Higgs Boson Particle.”
You want “the bleep” to be replaced 의해 a boing! And an atom picture…
And when 당신 don’t need any 더 많이 explanation on the 이전 statement.
You change “lobster” to “mobster.”
You cheered when Penny completed the Sheldon’s Spot Rant without error.
You say, in the voice of the Incredible Hulk “Good-night, Puny Human!”
You tell people 당신 are arguing with that “you and I are about to have a problem.”
You are asked to tell a secret and reply “I’m Batman! Shhh!”
You really want Raj’s 셔츠 that plays music.
You have a baseball bat handy, so if someone breaks in 당신 can go “all Nebraska on them”!
You tell yourself that 당신 are the master of your own bladder.
You already knew that Sheldon and Penny were 프렌즈 and so were not surprised when she was not the “acquaintance.”
You aren’t sure of an answer and so guess “Star Wars”?
You know that Sheldon didn’t invent the 26 dimensions-they’re there!
You know that Stan Lee is not Bruce Lee’s brother.
You want to know how to shoot so close to a raccoon that it craps itself.
You want a Joker ringtone even though it creeps both Penny and Leonard out.
You want Cylon toast.
You know that the three most menial jobs are tollbooth attendant, 사과, 애플 store genius, and what Penny does.
You want to go to Disneyland and ride the Matterhorn.
You make an Big Bang Theory themed Easter Egg.
You look at a friend and say slowly “Schnapps.”
You give someone the “moving finger.”
You know that if “it doesn’t feel like an arm,” then “maybe 당신 should let it go.”