The Doppler effect makes a really cool 할로윈 costume!
당신 can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.
Gravity is a heartless bitch
Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown
Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.
One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.
별, 스타 Trek and 별, 스타 Wars are two separate things. Seriously.
It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.
5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.
Everyone Loves LOLcats.
Newton was one smart cookie.
What happens at Comic Con stays at Comic Con.
Sheldon is Batman.
It is alright to drink 우유 that taste funny.
One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Mom smokes in the car. 예수님 is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Bazinga, I don't care.
Sheldon is not insane, his mother had him tested!
당신 have a sarcasm sign?
It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.
Apparently 당신 can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.
별, 스타 Trek is often turn to a force stronger than meself.
Stay out of Sheldons spot.
당신 can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon.
Howard knows a lot of doctors.
Its okay to want to fling your poop at someone.
Penny is some sort of Chinese 음식 prostitute?
If it does not feel like a arm 당신 should let go.
Oh, Voodoo is real. 당신 don't want to mess with Voodoo.
The great thing about Ernie (Sesame 거리 Puppet) is that he didn't ask for anything, he just gave.
Its okay to throw iPodes out for fourth floor windows.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
What would 당신 be if 당신 were attached to another object 의해 an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Screwed.
Sheldon is one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
Do not let Sheldon drive.
Aquaman sucks.
당신 can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.
Gravity is a heartless bitch
Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown
Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.
One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.
별, 스타 Trek and 별, 스타 Wars are two separate things. Seriously.
It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.
5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.
Everyone Loves LOLcats.
Newton was one smart cookie.
What happens at Comic Con stays at Comic Con.
Sheldon is Batman.
It is alright to drink 우유 that taste funny.
One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Mom smokes in the car. 예수님 is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Bazinga, I don't care.
Sheldon is not insane, his mother had him tested!
당신 have a sarcasm sign?
It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.
Apparently 당신 can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.
별, 스타 Trek is often turn to a force stronger than meself.
Stay out of Sheldons spot.
당신 can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon.
Howard knows a lot of doctors.
Its okay to want to fling your poop at someone.
Penny is some sort of Chinese 음식 prostitute?
If it does not feel like a arm 당신 should let go.
Oh, Voodoo is real. 당신 don't want to mess with Voodoo.
The great thing about Ernie (Sesame 거리 Puppet) is that he didn't ask for anything, he just gave.
Its okay to throw iPodes out for fourth floor windows.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
What would 당신 be if 당신 were attached to another object 의해 an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Screwed.
Sheldon is one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
Do not let Sheldon drive.
Aquaman sucks.
