The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the 거리 and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are 당신 dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor 집 with her... so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her 상단, 맨 위로 and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her 치마 and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did. Then she gets on the 침대 and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy...' And here I am."