Rule One:
If 당신 pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. 당신 may glance at her, so long as 당신 do not peer at anything below her neck. If 당신 cannot keep your eyes 또는 hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but 당신 and all of your 프렌즈 are complete idiots....
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