1 When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
2 I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
3 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
4 Dear Math, please grow up and
solve your own problems, I'm
tired of solving them for you.
5 Girls are like phones. We love
to be held and talked to, but if
you press the wrong button
you'll be disconnected!
6 I hate...
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