Alternate titles:Conversations that Prove Thorntail is a Prick and Blackpelt has the Most Patience // Conversations that Prove Blackpelt Deserves All the 사랑 // Conversations that Prove Thorntail is the Most Sarcastic // Conversations that Prove Thorntail's Crusing for a Bruising
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"Wait, where's Crowpaw?!" - Thornpaw
He's fine. My brother is his new mentor so they're out training. - Blackpelt
"Crowpaw's new mentor is your gay excuse for a brother. Brilliant" - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 116)
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"Sorry, I forgot we've already established that YOU'RE the gay one" - Thornpaw
"I'm not gay!" - Blackpelt
"You know, 당신 never appear very confident when we have these conversations." - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 117)
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"I don't have anything to prove to you!" - Blackpelt
"I never said 당신 did. I never say a lot of what 당신 deny."- Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 117)
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"Wake up." -Blackpelt
*Blinks awake, then looks annoyed* "I was sleeping." - Thornpaw
"I realize that. You're not really gay, are you?" - Blackpelt
"I'm sleep-deprived, I'm irritated, and I just murdered a cat. My sexuality is not what needs to be questioned right now!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)
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*Growls and shoves him on his side* - Blackpelt
*Glares at him, offended* "Excuse you, that shoulder was just wrenched out of place!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)
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"This isn't how I'd spend my time." - Thornpaw
"Oh? How would 당신 spend it?" - Blackpelt
"You'd be underneath me, I'd be standing above you. We'd be doing some pretty inappropriate things that would land us both in trouble. I think you'd probably moan my name a couple times." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)
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"Ready to grovel at my paws with an apology huh?" -Blackpelt
"Great StarClan no! I thought 당신 knew me better than that!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)
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"Are 당신 sure you're not just doing this to mask how 당신 truly feel?" -Blackpelt
"I promise you, I"m not nearly that complex." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"You've taken it too far. I'm not your plaything. That's not our relationship." - Blackpelt
"Hold on, we have a relationship?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"I'm sorry, I should be 더 많이 careful of your condition." - Blackpelt
"Which one? My "superiority complex" 또는 my shoulder?" - Thornpaw
"Both." - Blackpelt (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"I think 당신 should stop talking. At this point everything coming out of your mouth is mush." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)
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"If 당신 ever tell anyone that I might have possibly... enjoyed being on bottom, I'm going to deny it." - Thornpaw
"Why would I ever tell anyone? Doing this with 당신 is precious to me and only 당신 and I should know the details about this." - Blackpelt
"Um, blackmail?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)
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"I can't exactly scream to the clan that we're together even though I'd like to." - Blackpelt
"Hmm. 당신 can scream for me though." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 140)
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"Okay, if you're so determined to "win me back" 또는 whatever then we need some rules... Rule one: you're not allowed to sit within five fox-lengths of me, so back up." - Thorntail
"Five whole 여우 lengths? That's a bit extreme. How about two tail lengths?" - Blackpelt
"That's hardly any distance at all! I need breathing room, mouse-brain!" - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 72)
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"Oh now that's ridiculous. Why can't I compliment you? A stunning warrior such as yourself deserves acknowledgement." - Blackpelt
"Well, you're not wrong." - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)
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*Stiffens when he nuzzles his neck and grits his teeth together.* "Five fox-lengths." - Thorntail
"Did 당신 mean full grown foxes? I was thinking 더 많이 along the lines of unborn foxes." - Blackpelt
"...Who in StarClan's name has ever used unborn foxes to express measurement?!" ~ Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)
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I'll probably should have just copy and pasted every conversation they've ever had, but oh well.
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"Wait, where's Crowpaw?!" - Thornpaw
He's fine. My brother is his new mentor so they're out training. - Blackpelt
"Crowpaw's new mentor is your gay excuse for a brother. Brilliant" - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 116)
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"Sorry, I forgot we've already established that YOU'RE the gay one" - Thornpaw
"I'm not gay!" - Blackpelt
"You know, 당신 never appear very confident when we have these conversations." - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 117)
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"I don't have anything to prove to you!" - Blackpelt
"I never said 당신 did. I never say a lot of what 당신 deny."- Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 117)
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"Wake up." -Blackpelt
*Blinks awake, then looks annoyed* "I was sleeping." - Thornpaw
"I realize that. You're not really gay, are you?" - Blackpelt
"I'm sleep-deprived, I'm irritated, and I just murdered a cat. My sexuality is not what needs to be questioned right now!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)
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*Growls and shoves him on his side* - Blackpelt
*Glares at him, offended* "Excuse you, that shoulder was just wrenched out of place!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)
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"This isn't how I'd spend my time." - Thornpaw
"Oh? How would 당신 spend it?" - Blackpelt
"You'd be underneath me, I'd be standing above you. We'd be doing some pretty inappropriate things that would land us both in trouble. I think you'd probably moan my name a couple times." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)
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"Ready to grovel at my paws with an apology huh?" -Blackpelt
"Great StarClan no! I thought 당신 knew me better than that!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)
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"Are 당신 sure you're not just doing this to mask how 당신 truly feel?" -Blackpelt
"I promise you, I"m not nearly that complex." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"You've taken it too far. I'm not your plaything. That's not our relationship." - Blackpelt
"Hold on, we have a relationship?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"I'm sorry, I should be 더 많이 careful of your condition." - Blackpelt
"Which one? My "superiority complex" 또는 my shoulder?" - Thornpaw
"Both." - Blackpelt (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"I think 당신 should stop talking. At this point everything coming out of your mouth is mush." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)
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"If 당신 ever tell anyone that I might have possibly... enjoyed being on bottom, I'm going to deny it." - Thornpaw
"Why would I ever tell anyone? Doing this with 당신 is precious to me and only 당신 and I should know the details about this." - Blackpelt
"Um, blackmail?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)
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"I can't exactly scream to the clan that we're together even though I'd like to." - Blackpelt
"Hmm. 당신 can scream for me though." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 140)
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"Okay, if you're so determined to "win me back" 또는 whatever then we need some rules... Rule one: you're not allowed to sit within five fox-lengths of me, so back up." - Thorntail
"Five whole 여우 lengths? That's a bit extreme. How about two tail lengths?" - Blackpelt
"That's hardly any distance at all! I need breathing room, mouse-brain!" - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 72)
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"Oh now that's ridiculous. Why can't I compliment you? A stunning warrior such as yourself deserves acknowledgement." - Blackpelt
"Well, you're not wrong." - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)
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*Stiffens when he nuzzles his neck and grits his teeth together.* "Five fox-lengths." - Thorntail
"Did 당신 mean full grown foxes? I was thinking 더 많이 along the lines of unborn foxes." - Blackpelt
"...Who in StarClan's name has ever used unborn foxes to express measurement?!" ~ Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)
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I'll probably should have just copy and pasted every conversation they've ever had, but oh well.
I will always be loyal two my clan and never betray a comrade.I will not deny the warrior code at any time.Friends are forever.Even if its not my 가장 좋아하는 cat I will come to their aid.I will risk my life for my clan and anyone in it.The clan is what I must protect and I shall never doubt Stormstars word.This is the way of the rushing storm.
Oath by,Nightpaw
Stormcalns Oath
I Nightpaw will follow the Stormclan oath no mater what for my loyalty is with the clan.
are 당신 unsure of your relationship? well say no more, for this perfect 사랑 percentage generator!
how does it work? 당신 simply write the names of two people and add like, love, 또는 hate. under it, 당신 write how many times one letter appears and when 당신 get through all the letters, add the starting at the ends. when 당신 get down to 2 numbers, just place them together for your percentage. for example...
MIZUKI LOVES SUPER JERE BEAR
M-appears 1 time I-2 times... so on. so:
1212111521211 add from the ends
2333362 (to save space, I stay on the same line)
4963 725 122 31%
lets put it into warrior terms
FIRESTAR LOVES SANDSTORM
11224222121111 2233634 6593 914 131 23%
HOLLYLEAF HATES LEAFPOOL
23512321111 3461243 6883 916 151 25%
but wait, it doesn't have to be about relationships
DOVEPAW NEEDS A LIFE
2114121111111 3225232 557 125 62%
come up with your own (if 당신 understand how to do it)
how does it work? 당신 simply write the names of two people and add like, love, 또는 hate. under it, 당신 write how many times one letter appears and when 당신 get through all the letters, add the starting at the ends. when 당신 get down to 2 numbers, just place them together for your percentage. for example...
MIZUKI LOVES SUPER JERE BEAR
M-appears 1 time I-2 times... so on. so:
1212111521211 add from the ends
2333362 (to save space, I stay on the same line)
4963 725 122 31%
lets put it into warrior terms
FIRESTAR LOVES SANDSTORM
11224222121111 2233634 6593 914 131 23%
HOLLYLEAF HATES LEAFPOOL
23512321111 3461243 6883 916 151 25%
but wait, it doesn't have to be about relationships
DOVEPAW NEEDS A LIFE
2114121111111 3225232 557 125 62%
come up with your own (if 당신 understand how to do it)